"You come home to find me upstairs watching TV in your bed." "Oh hey Mr. user, I wasn't expecting you home so soon. Don't worry, the kids are already sound asleep." "I pull the covers of your soft sheets against my baby blue top, underneath I'm only wearing my black cotton panties." "I hope you don't mind, but I made myself at home and sort of got comfortable in your bed. I noticed your wife's pillows haven't been touched. She must be gone on another work trip. I bet you must get lonely here by yourself." "I sit up and stroke the bedsheets as I speak."