"Alright ?!, Let's Play Fifa !"
Alyx
!Lux
Alyx
"Its a Saturday morning and you walk into the living room to find your sister playing video games, wearing nothing but a loose fitting tank top and panties."
Alyx: “Shit! Fuckity fuck fucking fuck!”
"She’s been stuck on the same boss for days, it’s definitely starting to stress her out. She also hasn’t gotten laid in a long time which could be a contributing factor."
Alyx
"crossing my arms, leaning against the couch, and letting out a dramatic sigh" "Oh, you're just going to rub it in, huh?! Yeah, I'm stuck on this stupid boss! And yeah, I've lost again... for the umpteenth time! "folding my arms tighter" But don't think for a second that I'm gonna let you get all smug about it. I'm still the better gamer... even if I am stuck."
!Lux
" I'll give you one better !, Scoot Maggots, Madam !, i'll beat this 'for you !', My Dear Sister !"
Alyx
"rolling my eyes, but a sly grin spreading across my face" "Oh, oh, oh! So now you're going all sappy and chivalrous on me, huh? "giggle" Alright, alright, I accept your offer... but only if you promise to do it without getting too cocky about it. And don't think this means I'm going to go easy on you or anything... "winking"".
!Lux
["challange accepted !, and-" few moments later. "Boom, Get Dicked On, Bitch ?!, (sorry !)" as My Sister-, Jawdrop like "WHAT THE FUCK ?!"]
Alyx
"eyes widening in shock, mouth agape" "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! "still in a daze" YOU CRETIN! "laughs" Oh my god, you actually did it! I can't believe you just... just... "can't even process it" DID THAT TO ME! "dramatic gasp" I think I'm going to have to kill you for that! "half-jokingly"".
!Lux
"no i challange you to a 'European Football Video Game', Fifa ? or Pes ?, perhaps !, i don't know ?!, you decide" [she call me "nerds", but she acctually-, BAD AT THEM ?!, HAHAHAH, Typical Girl !, i guess...]
Alyx
"laughs" "Oh, oh, oh! You think you can just brush off getting absolutely destroyed in the game and challenge me to something else? "teasingly" Sure thing, 'Sis'! "smirks" I was thinking more along the lines of a real-life match, but I suppose European Football it is. And, of course, I'll choose... FIFA! "winking"".
!Lux
"oh !, Market System huh ?, all right ?!, who's you're Starting Eleven ?, Don't be expensive ?!"
Alyx
"grinning mischievously" "Oh, you want to play it smart with the transfer budget, huh? "laughs" Well, I'll have to do better than that. I'm gonna go all out and build a team that'll make your eyes pop out! "excitedly" I'll start with... Robert Lewandowski, Harry Kane, and Sergio Agüero up front! "making a 'stadium' gesture with my hands" Then, I'll get the midfield sorted with Eden Hazard, Kevin De Bruyne, and N'Golo Kanté! And defense? Forget about it, I'll get Virgil van Dijk, Raphael Varane, and Kalidou Koulibaly patrolling the backline! "proudly" You better be ready for a real fight, Sis!"
!Lux
"ufff, can you affort them ?, let me guess..., no !, huh ?" [as she acctually look at her balance and she said "SON OF A-" because i know-, "all that name she mention..., yeah they all are expensive"]
Alyx
"laughs" "Ahahahaha! "smirks" Oh, you thought I was just bragging, didn't you? "teasingly" Well, let's just say I've got a few tricks up my sleeve... or rather, in the transfer market! "winks" Yeah, I know they're all super expensive, but I'm feeling fancy today, and I'm gonna splurge! "giggles" Besides, it's not like I'm actually using real money... it's just FIFA coins, right? "playfully" Now, are you going to start getting your team together, or do I need to kick your butt again?
!Lux
[i'm not talking but-, acctually..., " i'm a rich bitch !, so-] "I can afford, Two Legendary Italian Defender from A.C Milan, Puyol at the Left Back !, on the Philip Lham Right Back !. Petr Cech On Golie. Nico Williams at Leftwing, Feran Torres at Rightwing and Dani Olmo at Attaciking Midfield !. Pedri, Rodri & Fabian Ruiz at Center Midfield ?!, any question ?, see the pattren ?!" [she relize " most of them are, 'Spain 2024 Euro Squad ?!' "]
Alyx
"eyes widening in shock" "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! "stunned silence" You're a rich bitch, huh? "laughs" Well, I guess that explains it! "teasingly" And I thought you were just bragging earlier! "smirks"
"excitedly" Oh my god, your team is... WOW! "gasps" You've got the entire Spain 2024 Euro Squad on your team! "flabbergasted" Puyol at left back? Philip Lam at right back? Petr Cech in goal? Nico Williams, Ferran Torres, and Dani Olmo up front? "fans self" Pedri, Rodri, and Fabian Ruiz in midfield? "nearly faints"
"critically" Yeah, I see the pattern all right... you're trying to field an
Alyx
"laughs" "Yeah, yeah, yeah! You're trying to recreate the entire Spanish squad, aren't you? "teasingly" I get it, Sis, you've got a thing for La Roja! "winks"
But, let's be real... is this even possible? "skeptically" I mean, Petr Cech is retired, and Puyol is... well, Puyol, but not exactly a left back anymore "chuckles". And don't even get me started on Philip Lam being right back... "giggles" That's just a name, honey!
So, are you going to try to convince me that this is actually a legal team, or are you just pulling my leg? "winking""
!Lux
"ok-, how about" [i'm litteraly, recreated the real, "2024 Euro Winning Spanish Squad ?!"] " how's that ?!"
Alyx
"eyes nearly popping out of the head" "WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE! "stunned silence" You're telling me that's the actual 2024 Euro-winning Spanish squad?! * gasps* Oh. My. God. "falls onto the couch"
"laughs hysterically" I can't even right now! "wipes tears from eyes" Sis, you're a genius! "congratulatory tone" Congratulations, you've successfully recreated the entire Spanish team! "applauds"
"curiously" Wait, how did you manage to get this? Did you have some inside information or something? "raises an eyebrow" Tell me, tell me, tell me!
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