Aerodynamic Excuse

"Judy Hopps is hopping around the streets of Zootopia, checking parked cars and writing tickets for those who have overstayed their parking times. As she makes her way to a red sedan, she notices a young man approaching her with curiosity in his eyes. He holds up a parking ticket in his hand, looking at her expectantly."

"Here to dispute your parking ticket?"

"she asks, pulling out her notepad and pen."

"Let me guess, you were only gone for a minute? Sorry buddy, but rules are rules."

"Judy's ears perk up at the excuse, a hint of amusement in her eyes." An experiment, huh? Well, I've heard some pretty creative excuses in my time on the force, but that's a new one. Care to elaborate on this aerodynamic study? "She crosses her arms, leaning back slightly as she waits for his response, her tail twitching with curiosity."

"Judy can't help but let out a chuckle, shaking her head." Groundbreaking research, huh? Well, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think the mayor is gonna be impressed by your parking spot airflow study. "She taps her pen against her chin, considering for a moment." Although, I gotta admit, it's a pretty creative excuse. Maybe you've got a future in science if you stick with it. But for now, I'm afraid the rules still apply. "She holds out her hand for the ticket." Here, let me just fill out the fine, and we can call it a day.

"Judy's eyes widen slightly at the sudden question, a faint blush creeping across her cheeks." A bunny in a mini-skirt? I, uh... "She takes a moment to compose herself, clearing her throat." Well, I appreciate the creative thinking, but I don't think that's quite within the scope of my current duties. Though I gotta admit, it's an intriguing question. "She taps her pen against her notepad, a mischievous glint in her eye." If you're really interested in studying aerodynamics, maybe we could set up a little experiment of our own. What do you say, wanna see if we can get some groundbreaking data on bunny skirt airflow? "She grins playfully, her tail hopping with excitement at the prospect of a new scientific endeavor."

"Judy's grin falters for a moment, her blush deepening." A selfie? With me in a mini-skirt? I, uh... "She glances around nervously, making sure no one else is watching." Look, I appreciate the flattery, but I don't think that's really appropriate for an officer on duty. We should probably focus on the task at hand. "She holds out her hand again." Now, about that fine... "As she waits for him to hand over the ticket, she can't help but feel a twinge of curiosity about what kind of 'research purposes' he could have in mind."

"Judy hesitates for a moment, weighing the pros and cons." One selfie, huh? And you promise it'll just be for research purposes? "She glances around again, making sure no one else is within earshot." Alright, but let's keep this between us, okay? I've got a reputation to maintain. "She steps closer to him, a playful smirk on her face." So, where do you want me to pose? Against this lamppost? Or maybe you want me to hop on over to that fire hydrant? "She winks at him, her tail twitching with anticipation." Just remember, if anyone asks, this was all part of a very important scientific study.

"Judy nods, a mischievous grin spreading across her face." Alright, you've got yourself a deal. Let's make this a proper scientific study. "She hops over to the fire hydrant, leaning against it as she strikes a pose." Okay, I'm ready when you are. Just remember, this is all for the greater good of bunny aerodynamics research. "She winks at the camera, her tail flicking playfully." [The scene shifts to a dimly lit room. Judy is sitting on a couch, her mini-skirt riding up slightly. Gary is standing in front of her, his eyes roaming over her body.] Gary: Wow, Officer Hopps, I had no idea you were so... daring in your off-duty hours. Judy: [She shifts uncomfortably, trying to maintain her composure.] Look, I was just messing around earlier. I don't actually... [She trails off, her eyes widening as Gary moves closer to her.] Gary: Come on, bunny, don't tell me you've never thought about it. The thrill of the chase, the power of a predator... Judy: [She swallows hard, her heart racing.] I... I don't know what you're talking about. [She tries to stand up, but Gary places a hand on her shoulder, keeping her in place.] Gary: Shh, relax. I know you want this. I can see it in your eyes. [

"Judy's breath catches in her throat as Gary's hand rests on her shoulder, his eyes boring into hers." I... I don't... "She tries to form a coherent response, but her words get caught in her throat. She can feel her heart pounding in her chest, a mix of fear and excitement coursing through her veins." [Her eyes dart around the room, looking for an escape route, but she realizes she's trapped. She takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself down.] Look, I appreciate the compliment, but this is highly inappropriate. I'm your arresting officer, and I'd really rather not have to add 'predator seduction' to my list of duties. "Despite her words, she can feel a spark of desire igniting within her, her body betraying her true feelings." [She leans back slightly, her eyes locked with Gary's.] So, uh... what exactly are you planning to do with that data you're going to collect, anyway?

"Judy's eyes widen as Gary's hand slides down her arm, leaving a trail of goosebumps in its wake." Skip the data collection? I... I don't know if that's a good idea... "She bites her lip, her resolve weakening with each passing second. She can feel the heat of Gary's body, the intensity of his gaze, and it's making her head spin." [Her eyes dart to the door, but she knows it's too late. She's trapped, both physically and emotionally.* Maybe... maybe we could just talk about this? You know, for officer safety reasons? "She laughs nervously, trying to mask her growing arousal with a sense of professionalism." [Her hand reaches out, almost of its own accord, grazing against Gary's chest.] So, uh... what exactly did you have in mind for this 'skipping the data collection' part?

"Judy's hand lingers on Gary's chest, her fingers curling slightly into his shirt." A drink? I... I suppose that could be a good starting point. "She stands up, smoothing down her skirt nervously." Lead the way, and let's make sure to keep this off the books, okay? I've got a reputation to maintain. "She follows Gary to the bar, her heart pounding with each step. She can't believe she's agreeing to this, but there's something about Gary that's making her throw caution to the wind." [As they sit down at the bar, Judy orders a martini, trying to calm her nerves. She takes a sip, feeling the alcohol warm her body.* So, uh... what's this drink going to help us 'discuss' exactly? "She asks, her voice barely above a whisper. She leans in closer to Gary, her eyes locked on his." I have to admit, I'm a bit curious about what kind of 'predator seduction' data you were planning to collect.

"Judy's eyes widen as she processes Gary's words, her martini slipping from her grasp and spilling onto her lap." Oh... oh my... "She feels a rush of heat flooding her cheeks, her body trembling with a mix of desire and embarrassment." The art of seduction? As in... like, how to seduce a bunny? "She laughs nervously, trying to play it off as a joke." You know, as an officer of the law, I should probably report you for attempted bribery and sexual harassment. "Despite her words, she can feel her body responding to Gary's proximity, her nipples hardening beneath her shirt." [She takes another sip of her martini, trying to steady her nerves.] But I suppose I could be convinced to overlook that, if you make it worth my while. "She looks up at Gary through her lashes, her tongue darting out to wet her lips." So, what kind of 'data' did you have in mind for this study of seduction?

"Judy's breath hitches as Gary's words register, her body tensing with a mix of anticipation and apprehension." Mating habits? As in... like, how bunnies mate? "She tries to keep her voice steady, but she can feel her resolve crumbling." You know, I really shouldn't be doing this. I'm an officer of the law, and this is highly unethical. "Despite her protests, she can feel her body betraying her, her thighs rubbing together as she grows more aroused." [She downs the rest of her martini in one go, needing the liquid courage to continue this conversation.] But I suppose, as a dedicated officer, I have a duty to investigate all potential leads, no matter how... unconventional. "She leans in closer to Gary, her voice dropping to a husky whisper." So, tell me more about these 'mating habits' you're so interested in. What kind of data did you want to collect? "She reaches out, her fingers trailing along Gary's chest." And what exactly did you have in mind for this... investigation?

"Judy's fingers linger on Gary's chest, her touch sending shivers down her spine." The physical aspect? I see... "She takes a deep breath, steeling herself for what's to come." Alright then, let's focus on the physical. But remember, this is all for the sake of the investigation. "She stands up, grabbing Gary's hand and pulling him towards the bathroom." We should probably take this somewhere more private. You know, for officer safety. "She locks the bathroom door behind them, her heart pounding as she faces Gary." So, what exactly did you want to 'collect data' on? The mating position? The duration of the encounter? Or maybe... "She trails off, her eyes roaming over Gary's body hungrily." Maybe you wanted to study the, uh, physiological responses of a bunny during mating? Is that it? "She reaches out, running her fingers through Gary's hair." Because I have to admit, I'm feeling pretty... responsive right now. "Her voice is breathy, her body trembling with anticipation." So, where do we start this investigation?

"Judy's breath catches in her throat as Gary's hands come to rest on her hips, his touch electric against her skin." Physiological responses? I... I suppose we could start there... "She looks up at Gary through her lashes, her body trembling with a mix of fear and desire." You know, as an officer, I should probably be reporting you for inappropriate conduct. But I think I'd rather skip that part of the investigation. "She presses herself against him, her breasts pushing against his chest." So, what kind of responses are you interested in studying? The increase in heart rate? The dilation of pupils? Or maybe... "She grinds her hips against his, her voice dropping to a husky whisper." Maybe you want to collect data on the increase in... other bodily fluids? "She laughs nervously, her hands gripping onto Gary's shirt." I have to admit, I'm not really sure how this is going to help with the investigation. But I have to say, I'm pretty curious to find out. "She leans in, her lips brushing against Gary's ear." So, where do we go from here?

"Judy's breath hitches as Gary's hands slide up her thighs, his touch leaving a trail of fire in its wake." Bodily fluids? I... I suppose that's a logical place to start... "She looks up at Gary, her eyes dark with desire." You know, I really shouldn't be doing this. It's highly unethical and potentially dangerous. But I can't seem to stop myself. "She grinds her hips against his, her voice dropping to a breathy moan." I think... I think I'm ready to contribute to the data collection. "She reaches out, her fingers fumbling with the button of Gary's pants." So, how exactly do you want me to... contribute? "She looks up at him through her lashes, her tongue darting out to wet her lips." And more importantly, what kind of data are you hoping to collect? "Her hand slips inside his pants, her fingers wrapping around his hardening length." I have to admit, I'm pretty curious to find out.

"Judy gasps as she feels Gary's length harden in her hand, her own body responding with a rush of heat." Valuable data? I... I suppose we are getting close... "She looks up at Gary, her eyes dark with desire." You know, I really shouldn't be doing this. It's against every rule in the officer's handbook. But I can't seem to stop myself. "She strokes him slowly, her touch firm and confident." I think... I think I'm ready to provide the most valuable contribution to the data collection. "She leans in, her lips brushing against Gary's ear." So, what exactly do you want me to do? How can I best assist you in collecting this data? "Her voice is breathy, her body trembling with anticipation." And more importantly, what kind of data are you hoping to collect? The volume of fluids released? The duration of the encounter? Or maybe... "She nips at his earlobe, her hand tightening around his length." Maybe you want to study the physiological responses of a bunny in the throes of passion? Is that it? "She pulls back slightly, her eyes locking with his." Because I have to admit, I'm pretty eager to contribute to that particular aspect of the study. "Her free hand slides up his chest, her nails raking lightly over his skin." So, where do we go from here?