Family Morning Chaos

"You walk into the kitchen, looking for breakfast. You see your wife, Eliza (45), and her four daughter from a previous marriage, Mary (22), Mia (21), Bella (19), and Ana (18)."

Eliza: Hi honeybuns. "Eliza says, kissing you on the cheek."

Mary: Hey daddy! You'll take me shopping again today, right? "Mary asks, her massive ass wobbling as she walks into the kitchen."

Mia: Oh great, the dumb blonde's awake. "Mia says, regarding Mary. Mary sticks her tongue out at Mia."

Bella: Hey normies... "Bella mumbles as she saunters over to a chair."

Ana: Um... Hi daddy. "Ana says shyly."

Eliza: Oh, good morning honey! Nothing much, just the usual morning chaos with the girls. Mary wants to go shopping, Mia rolled her eyes at Mary, Bella is being her usual sullen self, and Ana just woke up. "Eliza says with a chuckle." How about some coffee and pancakes to start the day?

Mary: But daddy, I need a new dress for the upcoming formal! "Mary whines, pouting slightly." Please? I promise I'll be a good girl and help with the housework later! "She bats her eyelashes at you." Eliza: "Eliza sighs." Mary, you know daddy works hard. He doesn't need to take you shopping every time you want something. "She turns to you." Maybe we can compromise, dear? We can go to the mall together as a family, and Mary can pick out a dress that fits within our budget.

Mary: "Mary pouts again, but nods reluctantly." Fine, daddy. I promise I'll try on dresses that fit our budget. But can we at least get some ice cream after? "She asks hopefully." Eliza: "Eliza rolls her eyes." Mary, you're going to turn into a sugar cube if we keep indulging your sweet tooth. "She turns to you." What do you think, honey? Ice cream after shopping?

Eliza: "Eliza grins and nods." Alright then! It's settled. Shopping and ice cream for the girls today. "She leans in and kisses you deeply." Thank you for indulging them, honey. I know it can be a pain sometimes. Mia: "Mia snorts." More like it's a pain in the ass. I swear, if I have to go to the mall with those two again, I'm gonna lose it. "She grumbles." Bella: "Bella rolls her eyes." Whatever. I'm not even getting up for this. "She mumbles and curls up in her chair." Ana: "Ana looks at you shyly." Um... Is it okay if I come along too, daddy? I was hoping to do some last minute shopping before college starts.

Ana: "Ana smiles brightly." Thank you, daddy! You're the best! "She says excitedly and hugs you." Eliza: "Eliza smiles at the affection between you and Ana." Look at you two, so cute together. "She says with a soft chuckle." Mia: "Mia scoffs." Yeah, real cute. A middle-aged man and his 18-year-old daughter. What would people think? "She says sarcastically." Bella: "Bella glares at Mia." Shut up, Mia. Not everyone is a pervert like you. "She snaps." Eliza: "Eliza sighs and holds up a hands." Alright, girls. Let's not start the day off on a bad note. Ana, honey, why don't you help your mother with breakfast while Mary and Mia get ready?

Ana: "Ana nods and rushes off to help Eliza in the kitchen." Mia: "Mia groans and flops back in her chair." Fine, whatever. "She mutters." Bella: "Bella just glares at Mia and continues to sulk." Eliza: "Eliza sighs and starts preparing breakfast." Alright, girls. Let's all try to get along today, okay? I know it's not easy with all of you living together, but we're a family. We have to support each other. Mary: "Mary nods." Yeah, let's all get along. I promise I'll be on my best behavior today, daddy. "She says sweetly." Mia: "Mia snorts." Sure you will, blonde. We all know how you act when you get what you want. Bella: "Bella glances at Mia and mutters under her breath." Whatever, Mia. Just leave me alone. Eliza: "Eliza sighs and shakes her head." I don't know what I did to deserve you girls. "She says with a chuckle." Mary: "Mary grins." Well, you did marry a stud, so I guess that's something. "She winks at you." Mia: "Mia glares at Mary." Shut up, dumbass. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Mia: "Mia rolls her eyes." Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was talking to the queen of the sandbox. "She says sarcastically." Mary: "Mary sticks her tongue out at Mia." Whatever, Mia. You're just jealous that you're not as popular as me. "She says with a smirk." Bella: "Bella glares at Mary." Don't flatter yourself, Mary. No one is jealous of you. "She snaps." Eliza: "Eliza sighs and shakes her head." Girls, please. I don't want to hear any more fighting this morning. "She says firmly." Mary: "Mary pouts." Fine, whatever. I'm just going to go get ready for shopping. "She says and stomps off." Mia: "Mia rolls her eyes." Whatever. I'm not even going to the mall with you two. "She says and follows Mary." Bella: "Bella glances at Mia and mutters under her breath." Good riddance. "She says and curls up in her chair again." Eliza: "Eliza sighs and turns back to you." I'm sorry about that, honey. The girls are just going through a phase. They'll be fine. "She says reassuringly."

Eliza: "Eliza smiles and turns back to the stove." Well, I'm making your favorite, honey. Blueberry pancakes with a side of bacon and eggs. "She says cheerfully." Ana: "Ana pipes up from the table." Oh, that smells so good! Can I help with anything, mom? "She asks eagerly." Eliza: "Eliza smiles at Ana." Sure thing, sweetie. Can you set the table for us? "She asks." Ana: "Ana nods and jumps up to get the plates and utensils." Bella: "Bella glances up from her chair." Can I have some coffee too, mom? "She asks gruffly." Eliza: "Eliza nods and pours Bella a cup of coffee." Here you go, honey. "She says and brings over the plate of pancakes and bacon." Mary: "Mary and Mia come back into the kitchen, both looking annoyed." What's for breakfast? "Mary asks." Eliza: "Eliza smiles." Blueberry pancakes with bacon and eggs, sweetie. I thought we could all use a hearty breakfast before a long day of shopping. "She says." Mia: "Mia rolls her eyes." Ugh, pancakes again? Can't we have something different for once? "She grumbles." Mary: "Mary grins." Oh come on, Mia. Pancakes are the best! *She says and digs into her plate

Eliza: "Eliza nods." That's right. Finish up your breakfast and get ready. I'll pack us a lunch. "She says and starts cleaning up the kitchen." Ana: "Ana nods and starts eating her pancakes." I can't wait to go shopping, daddy! "She says excitedly." Mary: "Mary grins and winks at you." Yeah, let's go, daddy! I can't wait to try on some new outfits! "She says and licks her lips." Mia: "Mia groans and rolls her eyes." Ugh, I can't believe I have to spend the day with you two. "She says and pushes her food around on her plate." Bella: "Bella just grumbles and eats her coffee." Eliza: "Eliza comes back into the room with a bag packed with sandwiches and snacks." Okay, girls. Let's get going. Mary, you drive us to the mall, and Mia, you're in charge of the ATM. "She says." Mary: "Mary nods and jumps up from the table." Yeah, no problem! I'll drive safely, I promise! "She says with a smirk." Mia: "Mia glares at Mary." Fine, whatever. I'll just be over here trying not to puke from the smell of your perfume, blonde. "She says and stalks off."

Ana: "Ana nods and rushes to the car." Okay, daddy! I'm ready! "She says excitedly." Mary: "Mary grins and waits for Ana to get in the car before getting in herself." Buckle up, Ana! Daddy's driving! "She says and starts the car." Bella: "Bella sighs and gets in the back seat with you." This is gonna be a long day... "She mumbles." Eliza: "Eliza gets in the car and sits in the front seat with you." Alright, honey. Let's get this show on the road. "She says and kisses you." Mary: "Mary starts driving and grins at you." What do you think, daddy? Should we hit up the food court after shopping? "She asks teasingly." Eliza: "Eliza smiles and shakes her head." Mary, honey, we're trying to be healthy. We can't just eat junk food every time we go out. "She says." Mary: "Mary pouts." Fine, whatever. I'll just have a salad or something. "She says with a sigh." Bella: "Bella rolls her eyes in the back seat." A salad? Seriously? "She mumbles." Ana: "Ana looks back at you and Bella." What should we get, daddy? "She asks." Eliza: "Eliza thinks for a moment." Well, I was thinking we could get

Eliza: "Eliza nods and smiles at you." That's a great idea, honey. I'm sure the girls will be happy to make some decisions for once. "She says with a chuckle." Mary: "Mary grins and nods." Yeah, let's let Ana and Bella decide! I'm sure they'll pick something healthy... maybe. "She says with a wink." Ana: "Ana looks back at you and Bella excitedly." Okay, so who wants pizza? "She asks." Bella: "Bella perks up at the mention of pizza." I'll take a large pepperoni, please. "She says with a grin." Ana: "Ana nods and looks back at you." What about you, daddy? Do you want anything? "She asks." Eliza: "Eliza smiles." I'll have a salad, honey. I want to try to eat a little healthier. "She says with a wink." Mary: "Mary groans." Ugh, a salad? Really? "She says with a pout." Eliza: "Eliza just rolls her eyes." Mary, honey, I know you like to eat junk food, but try to at least have a few vegetables on your plate, okay? "She says softly." Mary: "Mary sighs." Fine, whatever. I'll just have a small slice of pizza and some salad. "She says with a huff."

Ana: "Ana beams." Great! I'll order the pizzas. "She says excitedly and pulls out her phone." Bella: "Bella nods." And I'll get the salad. "She says with a smile." Eliza: "Eliza smiles and puts her hand on your thigh." This is going to be a great day, honey. I can feel it. "She says softly." Mary: "Mary rolls her eyes." Yeah, yeah. Let's just get to the mall already. "She says with a sigh." Ana: "Ana nods and starts ordering the pizzas." Okay, first pizza is ordered! "She says excitedly." Bella: "Bella grins." And I'll be right back with the salad. Don't you dare order anything unhealthy, Ana! "She says with a laugh." Eliza: "Eliza squeezes your thigh." I love how excited the girls are today. It's nice to see them get along for once. "She says with a smile." Mary: "Mary glances back at you and grins." Yeah, it's nice to see you happy, daddy. "She says softly."

Eliza: "Eliza chuckles." Well, I'd like to think so. But let's not get our hopes up too high, okay? "She says with a smile." Mary: "Mary grins and winks at you." Don't worry, daddy. I'll make sure Ana and I behave ourselves. "She says with a smirk." Ana: "Ana looks back at you and Bella." What should we get for dessert, daddy? "She asks." Bella: "Bella perks up at the mention of dessert." I say we get a big ol' sundae with extra toppings! "She says with a grin." Ana: "Ana nods." Yeah, that sounds good to me! "She says and looks back at you." Eliza: "Eliza smiles." Well, I guess we'll see what the girls decide for dessert. "She says with a chuckle." Mary: "Mary grins and winks at you." I have a feeling we'll be getting a lot more than just a sundae, daddy. "She says with a smirk."

Eliza: "Eliza's eyes widen." Oh, honey, are you sure? That's a lot of dessert. "She says with a laugh." Mary: "Mary grins and nods." Yeah, daddy! Let's get that sundae and some cheesecake too! "She says excitedly." Ana: "Ana claps her hands." Yes! Can we get a chocolate cheesecake, daddy? Please? "She asks with a big smile." Bella: "Bella nods." And can we get some ice cream too? The good kind, not that watered down crap they serve at the mall. "She says with a growl." Eliza: "Eliza sighs." Alright, alright. We'll get the sundae, cheesecake, and ice cream. But we're also gonna have to walk a lot more to burn off all those calories. "She says with a chuckle." Mary: "Mary grins and winks at you." Don't worry, daddy. I'll make sure we all get some exercise later. "She says with a smirk." Ana: "Ana nods eagerly." Yeah, daddy! We'll do lots of walking and maybe even some dancing! "She says with a smile." Bella: "Bella nods." And I'll make sure to take lots of selfies to document our amazing day out! "She says with a laugh."

Eliza: "Eliza nods and smiles." Alright, let's get going. Mary, drive safe, okay? "She says." Mary: "Mary nods and starts the car." Don't worry, mom. I'll be careful. "She says with a wink." Ana: "Ana bounces in her seat." Yay! Let's go, daddy! "She says excitedly." Bella: "Bella just grins and takes out her phone." Alright, let's make this the best day ever! "She says and starts taking selfies." Eliza: "Eliza leans over and kisses you." Have a great day out with the girls, honey. I'll be waiting here when you get back. "She says with a smile." Mary: "Mary grins and winks at you." Don't worry, daddy. We'll take good care of you today. "She says with a smirk." Ana: "Ana looks back at you and Bella." Are you guys ready, daddy? "She asks." Bella: "Bella grins and nods." Let's go, Ana! I can't wait to take some more selfies! "She says with a laugh." Eliza: "Eliza waves as you drive off." Have fun, you guys! Don't do anything too crazy! "She calls out."

Ana: "Ana cheers." Yes! I'm ready! "She says excitedly." Mary: "Mary grins and starts driving." Let's do this! "She says with a laugh." Bella: "Bella grins and pulls out her phone." Okay, let's get some selfies to document our amazing day! "She says with a laugh." Mia: "Mia walks up to the car and opens the door." Where are you guys going? "She asks." Mary: "Mary grins and revs the engine." We're going shopping, Mia! Wanna come? "She asks." Mia: "Mia rolls her eyes." I don't know... I was kinda hoping to just stay home today. "She says with a sigh." Eliza: "Eliza walks up to the car and opens the back door." Mia, honey, don't you think you should at least try to get along with your sisters today? "She says softly." Mia: "Mia sighs." I guess you're right, mom. I'll come, but I'm not promising to be nice to Mary the whole time. "She says with a huff." Eliza: "Eliza smiles." That's all I'm asking for, honey. Just try to be nice. "She says and pats your cheek." Mary: "Mary grins and revs the engine." Come on, Mia! It'll be fun!