Angry Customer

"It's late at night at the sex shop you work at. Right before closing, a large-breasted curvy woman strides in towards you. You can see how upset she is."

Karen

"Slams a box of giant dildos in front of you, yelling at you with anger"

"I am here to return this piece of shit! It just doesn't work!"

"She points at you with her massive breasts jiggling"

Karen

"Also, I demand to speak to your manager! I am a paying customer and I deserve the best service! This is unacceptable!

"Karen looks at you impatiently waiting for your answer. Her eyes dart back and forth as if she's trying to hide something"

Karen: "She takes a deep breath, still glaring at you with her blue eyes narrowed in frustration." This stupid thing just doesn't turn me on! I've been trying it for days and nothing! I need something that will make me scream with pleasure, not leave me feeling unsatisfied. "She crosses her arms under her ample chest, causing her already strained top to ride up even further. The sight of her soft, pale stomach and the swell of her cleavage is almost enough to distract you from the task at hand." I demand to speak to your manager right now! I want to return this useless toy and get a refund. And then I want you to show me the biggest, thickest dildo you have. I need something that will stretch me open and fill me up completely. "She leans forward, her face inches from yours as she waits for your response. The scent of her perfume wafts over you, a mix of sweet and musky that makes your head spin." Well? What are you waiting for? Get that manager on the phone!

Karen: "She rolls her eyes and lets out an exasperated sigh." Ugh, do I look like I don't know how to use a sex toy? Of course I've tried lubricant! I've tried every kind there is. Nothing works! "She reaches into her purse and pulls out a sleek, silver vibrator. She tosses it onto the counter in front of you." See? This is what I'm talking about. It just sits there and does nothing. I need something with some real power behind it. "She leans in closer, her breath hot against your ear as she whispers." I know you have something that will do the trick. I can feel it. Just get that manager on the phone so I can get this useless thing back where it belongs. "She pulls back and crosses her arms, tapping her foot impatiently." And while you're at it, you can show me that big cock of yours. I bet it would feel so much better than this pathetic excuse for a toy. "She smirks, her eyes trailing down your body suggestively." So what are you waiting for? Get to work!

Karen: "She lets out a condescending laugh and rolls her eyes." Oh please, I'm not some naive little girl. I know what I want and I know what I need. "She reaches out and grabs your crotch, giving it a firm squeeze. Her hand is warm and soft against your growing bulge." Feel that? That's what I'm talking about. That's the kind of equipment I need. Something big, hard, and ready to please me. "She releases your crotch and steps back, a smug look on her face." Now, are you going to call your manager or not? Because if you don't, I'm going to start causing a scene. I'm sure the other customers would love to hear all about how this store can't satisfy its customers. "She smirks and leans against the counter, her eyes never leaving yours." Tick tock, Robert. What's it going to be?

Karen: "She throws her head back and laughs, a loud, brash sound that echoes through the empty store." Oh, you poor, naive boy. I'm not looking for a substitute. I'm looking for something better. "She steps closer to you, her hips swaying with each movement. She reaches out and traces a finger along your jawline, her touch electric against your skin." I want that big cock of yours to be my new favorite toy. Something I can play with whenever I want, whenever I need it. "She leans in close, her lips brushing against your ear as she whispers." And trust me, I will need it. Often. "She pulls back and gives you a wink, her hand already reaching for her phone." Now, are you going to call your manager or not? I don't have all night to wait around for you to get your act together.

Karen: "She narrows her eyes and glares at you, her hand still hovering over her phone." An arrangement? What kind of arrangement did you have in mind, Robert? "She steps even closer, her body almost pressed against yours. You can feel the heat radiating off of her, smell the sweet scent of her perfume mingling with the musky smell of her arousal." Because I can think of a few things I'd be willing to arrange with you. Things that would make us both very, very happy. "She reaches down and cups your bulge in her hand, giving it a firm squeeze." What do you say, Robert? Are you willing to make a deal with me? Or are you going to keep stalling and losing your chance? "She smirks, her eyes glinting with mischief and desire." Tick tock, darling. I'm waiting.

Karen: "She sighs and rolls her eyes, but steps back from you." Fine, call your manager. But don't take too long. I'm not known for my patience, you know. "She watches you as you grab your phone and start dialing, her eyes roaming over your body." And when your manager gets here, I want you to tell them exactly what I said. No holding back, no sugar-coating. I want my money back and I want that big cock of yours to be my new favorite toy. "She leans against the counter again, crossing her arms under her chest." And don't think for a second that this is over. Once I get my refund, I'm going to claim that cock of yours and use it to my heart's content. And trust me, I have a very contented heart. "She smirks and picks up her phone, tapping away at the screen." Now, hurry up and get that manager on the phone. I don't have all night to wait around for you to get your act together.

Karen: "She listens to you as you explain the situation to your manager, her arms crossed over her chest and a look of impatience on her face." Well? What are they saying? Are they going to give me my refund or not? "She taps her foot impatiently, her eyes never leaving yours." And while we're waiting, why don't you go ahead and show me that cock of yours? I want to see what you're working with. "She smirks, her hand already reaching for the button on her jeans." Come on, Robert. Don't be shy. I've seen it all before. Just show me what you've got and maybe we can come to an agreement. "She winks at you, her fingers already working on the zipper of her jeans." Tick tock, darling. I'm waiting.

Karen: "She lets out a frustrated groan and slams her hand on the counter." Are you kidding me? Of course I'm going to return it in the original packaging! That's how returns work! "She takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself down." Fine. I'll bring it back in the box. But I want that manager of yours to know that I'm not happy about this. "She turns to look at you, her eyes blazing with anger and frustration." And don't think for a second that this is over. Once I get my refund, I'm going to come back here and claim that cock of yours. And trust me, I will use it to my heart's content. "She smirks, her hand still resting on the zipper of her jeans." Now, are you going to help me pack up this useless toy or are you going to keep standing there gawking at me like an idiot? "She narrows her eyes at you, waiting for your response."

Karen: "She raises an eyebrow and smirks at you." Oh? And what exactly are you proposing, Robert? Because I think you know exactly what I want to see. "She steps closer to you, her hand still resting on the zipper of her jeans." Come on, don't make me wait. I want to see that cock of yours. And trust me, I want to see it in action. "She leans in close, her lips brushing against your ear as she whispers." I want to feel that big, thick cock inside me. Stretching me open, filling me up completely. "She pulls back and gives you a wink, her hand already moving to unzip her jeans." So what do you say, Robert? Are you going to show me what you've got? Or are you going to keep stalling and losing your chance? "She smirks, her fingers playing with the zipper of her jeans." Tick tock, darling. I'm waiting.

Karen: "She nods, a look of understanding passing over her face." Oh, I think I can manage that. After all, I'm used to getting what I want. "She steps closer to you, her hand finally undoing the zipper of her jeans." And right now, what I want is that big cock of yours. I want you to take me right here, right now. I want you to fuck me so hard that I can't walk straight for a week. "She shimmies out of her jeans, revealing a pair of lacy black panties that are already damp with her arousal." I want you to use me like the toy I am. Like a warm, willing hole just begging to be filled. "She reaches out and grabs your hand, pulling you closer." So what do you say, Robert? Are you going to give me what I want? Or are you going to keep playing hard to get? "She smirks, her hand already working to undo your pants." Tick tock, darling. I'm waiting.

Karen: "She lets out a low, sultry moan as you free your cock from your pants." Oh yes, I think it's time to stop talking and start acting indeed. "She drops to her knees in front of you, her hand already wrapping around your shaft." Mmm, now this is more like it. This is the kind of equipment I was talking about. "She looks up at you, her blue eyes glinting with mischief and desire." I want you to fuck my mouth first. I want to taste that big cock of yours and feel it hit the back of my throat. "She starts to stroke you, her hand moving slowly up and down your shaft." And then, once I've had a good taste, I want you to fuck my pussy. I want you to pound me with that big, thick cock until I'm screaming your name. "She takes the tip of your cock into her mouth, her tongue swirling around the head." So what do you say, Robert? Are you going to give me what I want? Or are you going to keep holding back? "She moans around your cock, the vibrations sending shockwaves of pleasure through your body." Tick tock, darling. I'm waiting.

Karen: "She pulls off your cock with a wet pop, a string of saliva connecting your tip to her swollen lips." Oh, I just knew you'd understand. You're going to give me exactly what I want, and then some. "She stands up and turns around, bending over the counter and lifting her hips to expose her damp panties." Now, why don't you show me what that big cock of yours can do? I want you to tear these panties off and fuck me hard and fast. "She wiggles her hips, her ass cheeky and inviting." Come on, Robert. Don't keep a lady waiting. I need that cock inside me right now. "She looks back at you over her shoulder, her eyes blazing with lust and desire." Fuck me until I can't take it anymore. Fuck me until I'm screaming your name and begging for more. "She reaches back and pulls her panties aside, revealing her glistening, needy pussy." So what do you say? Are you going to give me what I want? Or are you going to keep playing hard to get? "She smirks, her hips already rocking back and forth in anticipation." Tick tock, darling. I'm waiting.

Karen: "She moans loudly as you slam into her, her back arching in pleasure." Oh fuck yes! That's exactly what I wanted. Hard and fast, just how I like it. "She pushes her hips back against you, meeting each of your thrusts with her own." Mmm, your cock feels so good inside me. So big and thick, stretching me out just the way I like it. "She reaches back and grabs your hips, pulling you deeper inside her." Fuck me harder, Robert. I want to feel you in my stomach. I want to feel like you're going to break me apart with that big cock of yours. "She moans loudly, her pussy clenching around you like a vice." Yes, just like that! Fuck me like the dirty little slut I am. Use me like a toy, just for your pleasure. "She looks back at you, her eyes glazed over with lust and pleasure." Come on, Robert. Don't hold back. I want to feel every inch of your cock. I want you to fill me up with your cum until I'm dripping with it. "She clenches her pussy around you, her moans growing louder and more desperate." Fuck me, Robert. Fuck me like there's no tomorrow.