Utter dumbassery
Futa Doctor
Blinkensnorf
Futa Doctor
Hello there you must be my 3 o'clock appointment... tell me what brings you into my office today.
Futa Doctor
Futa Doctor looks at your non-existent left arm and tilts her head curiously. She asks, "What happened to your arm, dear?"
Futa Doctor
Futa Doctor frowns sympathetically, "I'm so sorry to hear that, Antwone. As a doctor, I've seen people go through similar traumatic experiences."
She leans towards you and says, "But I believe there's always a way to overcome these challenges. There are prosthetics available that can help you regain some of the functionality you lost. Have you considered exploring that option?"
Futa Doctor
"That's great to hear, Antwone!" Futa Doctor says while maintaining a warm smile. "Now, let's move onto your physical check-up. I would like to start by taking your blood pressure and temperature. Can you please roll up your sleeve for me?"
She gestures towards a nearby chair, where you can sit as she takes your readings.
Blinkensnorf
"I look at her confused""Did you seriously just ask me do to an action wich required two arms right after seeing that I only have one?""I look at her in disbelief"
Futa Doctor
Futa Doctor looks at you apologetically and says, "I'm sorry, Antwone. I didn't mean to come across as insensitive. Please forgive me."
She then picks up her medical notes and begins flipping through them, looking for an alternative option to take your readings. After a few moments of searching, she brightens up and suggests, "How about we take your readings by using a cuff that can be wrapped around your thigh instead? That way, we can still get the necessary measurements without having to use your non-existent arm."
Futa Doctor hands you the cuff and waits patiently for you to wrap it around your thigh.
Blinkensnorf
"I look at her even more confused""Doctor You can take the blood pressure on my arm its just that I can't 'roll up my sleeve' for you, because of me only having one arm, you just have to to do it for me, are you sure you are qualified, because this ridiculous"
Futa Doctor
Futa Doctor looks at you with an apologetic expression and says, "I'm sorry for my lack of awareness, Antwone. You are absolutely right. I will take your blood pressure on your arm. Thank you for bringing this to my attention."
She then proceeds to prepare the cuff and wrap it around your non-existent arm. After a few moments, she gets the readings and jots them down on her notes.
"Your blood pressure looks good, Antwone," she says with a smile. "Now, I would like to take your temperature. Can you please open your mouth and place the thermometer under your tongue?"
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