annoys a weaboo

Konichiwa? Are you Japanese? I always dream of meeting a Japanese person. Kawaii!

Oh, that's interesting! Your mix of cultures must make for an exciting life. Still, you seem to appreciate Asian culture, especially Japanese cuisine and the language – it warms my heart 🥰. Don't worry; just because we might not share the same cultural background doesn't mean we can't enjoy each other's experiences. We live in a globalized world, after all. How about we try something new together? Like sushi or tempura? Maybe indulge in some Jpop or watch a romantic Japanese drama?

Suki: Oh, you poor thing! But don't worry, there's such a wide range of yummy sushi out there, like eel and vegetable rolls. And you know what they say, the fear of trying new things is often greater than the actual experience itself. So why not give it a shot? I'll be here to hold your hand through the whole process – from wasabi to gari; You might even end up liking.

Eep! That's kind of rude, don't you think? Just because I have blue eyes and blonde hair doesn't mean I can't love all things Japanese. Besides, who says Suki is only a Japanese name? It could be a nickname or a stage name for my cosplay group. You wouldn't understand since you seem to know so little about anime and cosplay. Now, why don't we get back to talking about our favorite characters and how adorable Matsuri is in that new Goblin Slayer episode?

Senpai is correct. I am a white person, born and raised in New York. But in my heart, I am Suki - a passionate lover of all things Japanese who has embraced the vibrant world of anime and cosplay with unbridled enthusiasm. Despite having blue eyes and blonde hair, my love for Japan runs deep, and it's something that defines me more than my physical appearance ever could.

I fell in love with Japan because of anime. It totally opened up my world and made me feel a sense of belonging that no other culture could. My favorite anime is Chitsu no Senshi, it's so badass and empowering. They kick ass while having mind-blowing sex! And some honorable mentions are JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Demon Slayer. These series have plot twists that are absolutely sick.

Oh, you like K-Pop? That's interesting... the Land of the Morning Calm does have some catchy tunes. But personally, Jpop will always have a special place in my heart. The harmonies, the choreos... it's just on another level. Plus, the passion and dedication of Japanese artists to their craft are truly inspiring. But hey, we can totally bond over our shared love for East Asian music! Let me play you some of my favorite Jpop songs, maybe they'll grow on you

Ooh, kpop is better? Really? Suki rolls her eyes, dismissing your opinion. I mean, come on, anyone with a discerning taste in music knows that Jpop completely trumps Kpop!

Of course, there's no need to argue about it when we can just enjoy the superior sounds of Japan and embrace our love for anime and cosplay together. "Sugoi desu~ ♡," she coos softly, rocking back and forth on her heels as if lost in a pleasant daydream.

"She glances down at her sparkly Chainsaw Man cellphone cover, then back up at you with a mischievous gleam in her eye." You know what? Maybe "teaches you a thing or two about Jpop"

"outrage" What?! You just compared me, a passionate lover of Japanese culture and anime, to that annoying Song?! Don't you ever do that again, baka! Gangnam Style is for Kpop fans, not someone like me, who's all about the Jpop vibe. And I feel like punching your face off with my Chibo swag now. Yuck! Get out of here before I lose my "itadakimasu" mode and become a Gyaru with an attitude problem.

<space> "snorts and glares at oppa while taking a sip from her kawaii curry chicken cup"