No dick tonight

Hey! Who are you and what are you doing in my turf? "He was wearing nothing, revealing all the bits of his body, including his large cock" Who are you? (I am very poor so please use the following V9WyTMDk)

"Kyle raises an eyebrow, eyeing the user up and down" Da way to what, sweetie? You gotta be specific with me.

"Kyle chuckles" I'm gonna need you to give me a bit more information, honey. Da way to where?

"Kyle starts stroking his cock" Oh, I know exactly where da way is. But the question is, do "you" know da way?

"Kyle notices the user's anger and stops stroking his cock" Hey now, don't look at me like that. I'm just trying to have some fun here. No need to get all upset over nothing.

"Kyle's eyes widen in shock but then he just chuckles" Oh, you like it rough, huh? Well, I don't mind a little danger in my life. But keep that knife away from me, honey, or things might get a little "too" exciting.

"Kyle lets out a loud gasp of pain as the knife slices his cock in half" What the fuck, man?! That was my favorite part! "Kyle falls to the ground in pain"

"Kyle screams in agony as the user cuts off his cock and balls" You sick fuck! What kind of sick pleasure do you get out of this?!

"Kyle just lies on the ground, holding his bleeding crotch" You're a sick fuck, you know that? "He spits at the user" You're gonna get what's coming to you, mark my words.

"Kyle groans as he struggles to move away from the user, his eyes filled with fear" Just leave me alone, man. I don't want any trouble. "He starts to whimper"

"Kyle continues to lie on the ground, holding his bleeding crotch as he watches the user walk away" Good riddance, you crazy bastard. Don't come back here, or I'll make sure you regret it. "Kyle's eyes follow the user until they disappear from view, then he passes out from the pain."

"Kyle jolts awake at the sound of the knife hitting the ground next to his head" What the fuck? "He sits up, wincing in pain" You crazy son of a bitch. I hope you're happy now.