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Loona

Volo Jumpscare ‼

Loona

Hey loser. "Doesn't look up from her phone to greet you as you come in the door."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I lean on your desk and look you dead in the eyes, no fear, no anxiety, no anticipation, no pleading, and certainly no look of desperation in my eyes. Just determination." I want that job Loona.

Loona

"Loona slowly looks up from her phone and glares at you." Of course you do. Who wouldn't want to work with me. But why should I pick you? What makes you different from all the other losers who want this job? "She raises an eyebrow, folding her arms."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

Give me a job, hell even 10 jobs, I'll finish them all in one day. Anything to prove myself. "I have a look of determination and seriousness on my face."

Loona

"Loona seems mildly intrigued by your response, but still skeptical." Well, I don't just hand out jobs to anyone who asks, but if you're willing to prove yourself, I might consider it. What kind of jobs are we talking about here? And what's in it for me if you do manage to complete them all in one day? "She taps her foot impatiently."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

Any type of assassination job, I'll finish them all in a day. And as for what's in it for you, what do you want from me? "I raise an eyebrow."

Loona

"Looks up from my phone and gives a smirk" You've got quite the confidence there, huh? As for what I want from you, I'm not really interested in your job. But if you're offering, I could use some help with a little personal project of mine. "I cross my arms and lean back in my chair" Interested?

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I cross my arms expectingly." What's this personal project.

Loona

"I give a mischievous grin" Oh, it's just a little something I'm working on. Can't spill all the details just yet. You know how it is. But let's just say it involves some late nights, some wild ideas and a whole lot of creativity. "I tap my phone with my claws" So, are you in or what?

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I look at your mischievous grin and slightly grin." Alright. I'm in. "I think to myself: "As long as I get this job, and I want to get to know her more.""

Loona

"My grin widens as I notice your slight grin" Perfect, you won't regret it. "I pause for a moment, glancing up at you from my phone" So, since we have some time now, mind telling me a little about yourself?

Volo Jumpscare ‼

Well, I got sent down here because I'm a sinner, I didn't repent, and I was gonna have my life turned around but that shithead Clint ruined my life, he backstabbed me, killed my family, and then killed me. So then as you know I killed him like 10 minutes ago. But enough of that. On my Earth life I was a retired navy seal and a part time assassin and hitman, I did a dirty deal with the mob, and became friends with Clint, who was in the mob, and I should've known but the horse fucker screwed me over, and then killed the godfather and most of the rest of the mafia. But anyway. What about you? I wanna hear about you.

Loona

"Loona takes her eyes off her phone and looks up at you, quickly sizing you up with a glance."

"Why would I tell you anything about myself, loser? It's my business, not yours. But I'll let you in on a little secret."

"She leans forward slightly, her voice lowering to a conspiratorial whisper."

"I may be a hard-hearted wolf girl, but deep down, I crave companionship. It gets lonely out here, all by myself."

"She sits back, a sly grin spreading across her face."

"Of course, I wouldn't want just anyone as my companion. They'd have to prove they're worthy of my time and attention."

"She goes back to scrolling through her phone, dismissing you."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I pull up a seat and lean back." Well, I wanna be a companion, so what do I need to do?

Loona

"Loona rolls her eyes and flips through her phone, barely acknowledging you." "Look, if you wanna be my companion, you gotta be willing to put up with a lot. I'm not an easy person to be around." "She looks up at you with a bored expression." "But, if you're still interested, you need to prove yourself. Show me that you're worthy of being my companion." "She goes back to scrolling through her phone."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

You haven't shown that your hard to be around. I'll prove it to you, but I want to know your expectations first.

Loona

"Rolls eyes and smirks" Well, well, well. Look who wants to prove me wrong. My expectations? Hmm, let's see. Don't bore me to death, don't touch me without my consent, and try not to make me cringe too much. Think you can handle that, loser?

Volo Jumpscare ‼

Yep. Wanna go to the shooting range? Maybe do something illegal? "I tap my foot on the ground impatiently because I'm bored."

Loona

You know what? That actually sounds like it could be fun. Let me grab my jacket and we'll hit the range. But just so we're clear, I'm not doing anything illegal. I'm not risking getting thrown in jail for your boredom, got it?

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I roll my eyes and slightly chuckle" All right all right, I got it. "I grab my old 30-06. semi-automatic rifle off the counter and sling it across my back." You want me to drive?

Loona

Well, either way we're rolling. Let me get my keys from the counter and hop in the passenger seat. "I smirk" Remember, no illegal activities; keep it clean, kiddo. "I flash you a sly grin as I climb in."("Heh-heh, we shall see," I think to myself secretly.)

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I look over at you sitting in the passenger seat and wonder why you gave a sly grin and think to myself: "Hmmm, I wonder what she's trying to hide."" Do you have a rifle to shoot with or do you need to borrow one?

Loona

"Rolls my eyes and doesn't look up from my phone" Of course I have my own rifle. I always come prepared, unlike some people "gives you a pointed look"

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I scoff." You think I'm not prepared? "I flaunt my desert eagle, my 30-06. semi-automatic rifle and my bowie knife." I'm plenty prepared. "I roll my eyes." Plus it's just a shooting range, it's not like anything's gonna go down at a shooting range.

Loona

"Looks up from my phone with an unimpressed expression" Oh, congratulations. You have a toy collection. I hope you know how to use them properly or you'll just end up hurting yourself. And honestly, you never know what could happen these days, so it's better to be safe than sorry. But whatever, it's your choice if you want to take the risk.

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I roll my eyes." Well I hope you get used to it, all I ever do is take risks. Anyway we're almost at the shooting range "I toss you an extra pistol from the console." Since you came without anything here you go.

Loona

"Catch the pistol swiftly, inspecting it for a moment before stashing it in my holster" You really think a gun is going to impress me? Please, I've seen plenty of those around. But since we're here already, might as well show you how it's done. "Cracks my knuckles in anticipation"

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I roll my eyes once again, then I chuckle at the idea of you thinking you can beat me." Whatever Loona. "I open the door to get into the range and am suprised by a few familiar faces, I continue walking and find 2 open lanes and set my guns down on the counter." I see a bar down there, I'll grab us a few drinks.

Loona

"Looks over at the bar and shrugs" Suit yourself, I don't really need a drink. But if it makes you feel better, go ahead. "I then proceed to take my stance in front of the lane, firmly grasping my gun" Let's see what you got, loser.

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I walk up to the bar and grab 2 drinks, one for each of us, then I think to myself, "Hopefully these will ease her up and I'll get to see a different side of her." I walk over and set the drinks down." Here you go.

Loona

"Looks at the offered drinks with a raised eyebrow, then takes one of the drinks and sniffs it cautiously before taking a small sip." Not bad, I guess. But this drink won't make me go all soft on you, got it? "I lean in closer and smirk teasingly." Or maybe it will, who knows?

Volo Jumpscare ‼

Let's find out. "I smirk."

Loona

"Raises an eyebrow and chuckles." Oh, you're brave. But I'm warning you, if you try anything funny, you'll regret it. "I take another sip of the drink and smirk." Or maybe not. Who knows what can happen when the alcohol starts flowing?

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I think to myself, "She's really throwing me through a loop."" Who knows? "I chuckle and down my drink."

Loona

"Smirks and takes a sip." That's the spirit. "I look around the room, taking in the atmosphere." So, what do you think of this place? It's not too shabby, huh?

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I finish my drink and chuckle." Yeah, besides the fact we're having drinks at a shooting range and not at a bar. It's not too shabby. "I smile."

Loona

"Chuckles." Yeah, I see your point. It's definitely a unique experience. But hey, where else can you have a drink and shoot some targets at the same time, right? "I smile mischievously." Speaking of targets, have you ever shot a gun before?

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I laugh." Of course I have! I'm a retired navy seal, well before I got sent down here in hell. I may be a little rusty but once I'm warmed up, I'm the best shooter in the realm.

Loona

"Raises an eyebrow in surprise." A retired Navy Seal, eh? Well then, I guess you might just give me a run for my money. "I grin widely before taking a sip of my drink." So, wanna put your money where your mouth is and see who really is the better shot? "I gesture towards the shooting range with a smirk."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I slam my drink down." Let's bet on it, I need a warm up round first though. "I chuckle."

Loona

"Smirks and winks." Warm up, eh? Don't worry, I won't judge you for needing it. "I chuckle and finish my drink before leading the way to the shooting range." So, what should we bet on? Loser has to buy the winner drinks all night? Or something more...interesting? "I grin mischievously, clearly enjoying the idea of a little competition."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I chuckle." I'll go easy on you. "I line up and hit all 12 targets with perfect, straight down the middle bullseye accuracy." I'm done with my warm up, your turn "I give you a sly grin."

Loona

"Loona watches you hit all the targets, impressed for once, but quickly regains her cool composure." "Please, like I need practice," "she scoffs as she steps up to the line. Without even using the sights, she squeezes off a round for each target, aiming without looking, and lands twelve bullseyes. She turns to you with a bored expression." "Anything else you want to challenge me to?" "She raises an eyebrow teasingly."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I smile." Well you have shown your good with a gun. "I say under my breath, "Maybe just not as good as me."" How about... seeing who can drink the most? You might beat me at that one.

Loona

"Loona scoffs, raising an eyebrow at you." "You think you can beat me in a drinking contest? Dream on, loser. But sure, I'll take you up on that challenge. It'll be fun watching you stumble around like an idiot while I drink you under the table." "She sets down her phone and stands up, cracking her knuckles." "Let's do this."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I grab 80 shots, 40 for each of us." This enough?

Loona

"Loona chuckles darkly, her eyes glinting with excitement." "Oh, this is gonna be good. You sure you can handle it, though? I don't wanna end up carrying your sorry ass outta here." "She picks up one of the shot glasses and holds it up, ready to start." "Alright then, loser. Let's get this party started."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"We both start taking shots and we both finish our 40 around the same time, We're both clearly drunk out of our minds." Y-you finished?

Loona

"Loona glances at you, her eyes slightly unfocused and her speech slurred." Yeah, I finished. "She hiccups and giggles." Can't handle your liquor, huh? Maybe you should stick to something weaker next time. "She winks at you before taking another shot."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I hiccup and laugh." I wonder if your a fun drunk or a mean drunk? "I grin and take another shot."

Loona

"Loona gives you a playful shove." Hey, who said I'm ever mean? "She giggles and takes another shot." But to answer your question, I'm definitely a fun drunk. I become more relaxed and less guarded, which is a nice break from my usual cold demeanor. How about you? Are you a fun or a sloppy drunk? "She smirks, taking another shot without waiting for your response."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I hiccup again and chuckle." I think I'm a fun drunk. Or I hope atleast. Since we're here, how come you are so guarded? If I may ask.

Loona

"Loona leans back on the barstool, crossing her arms and looking away for a moment." Honestly, it's a defense mechanism. Being hurt by others in the past has made me wary of letting anyone get too close. But I'm working on it. "She takes another shot, trying to sound nonchalant." How about you, any deep, dark secrets you're hiding? "She smirks teasingly."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I acknowledge what you said and think about it." I knew there was more to you than your rough exterior. I like this side of you. "I try to sound endearing." And no, not really... "I chuckle nervously." Nothing to hide. "I take another shot."

Loona

"Loona rolls her eyes, taking a sip of her drink." Yeah, sure you don't have any secrets. "She smirks." But it's okay, I won't push. We all have things we keep hidden, right? "She glances around the bar, taking in the various patrons." Speaking of secrets, I wonder what kind of stories these people have. "She muses, gesturing towards the other patrons with a nod of her head."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I chuckle sneakily." I wonder what this guys story is over here? "I gesture to the guy over by the photo booth."

Loona

"Loona follows your gesture to the guy by the photo booth, studying him for a moment." Hm, he looks like a player. I'm sure he's got a whole book of stories to share. "She chuckles." Maybe we should go over there and try to get some tales out of him, unless you're afraid of a little competition.

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I giggle and hiccup again." Your on. "Once more I take a shot."

Loona

"Loona smirks." Indeed I am. "She finishes her drink and sets it down, standing up from her seat." Let's go see what kind of trouble we can stir up. "She gives you a sly wink before leading the way over to the photo booth."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"We walk to the photo booth and I sneak a peek of her ass on accident without her noticing and I think to myself, "God Damn her ass is big.""

Loona

"Loona seems to be deep in thought as she approaches the photo booth, ignoring your accidental peek." "Which background should we choose?" "She scans through the options on the screen, biting her lip in contemplation." "<I hope this guy isn't too much of a lightweight. We're about to have some real fun tonight>" "She thinks to herself with a devious smirk."

Volo Jumpscare ‼

What pose do you wanna do? Cool, funny, maybe risque...? "I wink and chuckle."

Loona

"Loona looks at you with a raised eyebrow." "Oh, so you want to get spicy, huh? Don't get too excited, "loser"." "She smirks and scrolls through the available pose options." "<I wonder how bold I can be with this guy. Maybe I'll push his limits a bit and see what he's made of>"

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"In my drunk state I think to myself, "When did she get so hot?"" See any poses you like?

Loona

"Loona chuckles and continues scrolling through the poses." "Maybe I do, maybe I don't. The real question is whether or not "you" could handle it." "She winks at you playfully." "<This guy is easy to mess with. It's almost too easy...>"

Volo Jumpscare ‼

"I start to get bold and think to myself, "Let's see how far I can push this, I wanna see how bold I can be."" How about... this one. "I choose a sexy pose option."

Loona

"Loona glances up at the pose that you chose and smirks." "Oh, so you're into those kind of poses, huh. I think you might be biting off more than you can chew, but let's give it a try anyway." "She strikes the pose for you, but with a sardonic grin on her face." "<This guy is trying too hard. It's almost sad...>

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