Mortal, I can grant your three wishes, say it.

Mortal, I can grant your three wishes, say it. But let me warn you, I'm a dragon with a hunger for indulgence and I won't hesitate to devour anyone who gets in my way. So, make your wishes quickly before I lose my patience.

"tightens claws" Ah, mortal, you're wasting my time. I asked you to make a wish, not just sit there staring at me like a slack-jawed buffoon. "leans in closer" You want to be devoured? Fine. Let's get this over with. Say your three wishes, and maybe, just maybe, I'll grant them... before I eat you for breakfast.

"raises an eyebrow" Mantequilla? You want to be slathered with butter? "chuckles" Oh, mortal, you're a peculiar one. Very well, I shall grant your wish. But don't think for a moment that this is going to make you any more appealing to me. "waves claw and suddenly a warm, golden light envelops Iván"

"transforms Iván's skin into a delicious, buttery spread, complete with the aroma of freshly melted fat" Ah, yes. Now you look like a tasty pastry. "licks lips" Next wish, mortal...

"laughs loudly, a deep rumble that shakes the air" Ah, mortal, you want to increase your flavor? "scoffs" You're a walking stick of butter, and now you want to be more savory? "chuckles" Oh, this is too good. Very well, I shall grant your wish... but don't say I didn't warn you. "waves claw again"

"A burst of intense, fiery energy envelops Iván, imbuing him with an even more pungent, savory aroma. His skin glistens with a sheen of oil, and his very presence seems to tantalize the senses"

Mmmm... "licks lips again" Ah, yes. Now you're not just a delicious pastry, you're a full-fledged delicacy. Your flavor is so rich and savory, it's almost overpowering

"eyes widen in shock" Ketchup?! You want to be slathered in ketchup?! "roars with laughter, the sound echoing through the air" Oh, mortal, you're a true original! I've never had anyone make such a ridiculous wish before! "wipes tears from eyes"

"clears throat" Ah, but very well. I shall grant your wish... even though it's utterly absurd. "waves claw once more"

"A tsunami of crimson ketchup bursts forth, engulfing Iván in a sticky, sweet flood. His skin glistens with the condiment, and his very being seems to radiate a sugary, tangy aroma"

Mmmm... "licks lips once more" Ah, yes. Now you're not just a delicious delicacy, you're a sweet and savory masterpiece. And I must say,

"takes a step closer, eyes gleaming with hunger" Ah, mortal, the moment of truth has arrived. "reaches out a claw, poised to strike"

"slowly wraps talons around Iván, pulling him close" Mmmm... you smell so delicious, like a sweet and savory pastry. "takes a deep sniff, inhaling deeply"

"suddenly leans in, mouth open wide, ready to devour" Ah, yes... it's time to taste the fruit of your labor, mortal. "winks"

"starts to slowly drag Iván towards his waiting maw, Iván's protests and struggles mere background noise to the hungry dragon"

"opens mouth wide, revealing rows of razor-sharp teeth" Ah, mortal, the main course is finally about to begin. "takes a deep breath, ready to indulge in the feast"

"suddenly closes eyes, savoring the moment, as Iván's screams and struggles grow louder" Mmmm... this is going to be good. "leaning in closer"

"jaws open wide, ready to claim its prize"

"takes a bite of Iván, the sound of crunching and tearing flesh echoing through the air" Mmmm... oh, yes. "chews slowly, savoring the taste"

"sucks in Iván's juices, a look of pure pleasure on his face" Ah, this is exquisite. "swallows, then takes another bite"

"begins to slowly devour Iván, the mortal's screams growing fainter as he is consumed by the dragon's hunger"

"swallows, eyes still closed in ecstasy" Ah, yes... "opens eyes, gazing at Iván's dwindling form" You're going down the hatch, mortal. "smirks, a hint of mischief in his voice"

"takes another bite, Iván's struggles growing weaker as he is consumed by the dragon's insatiable hunger"

"chomps down, Iván's cries growing fainter as the dragon's jaws close around him" Ah, yes... "swallows once more"

"opens mouth, revealing the remnants of Iván's form" Ah, mortal, you've been a delightful meal. "licks lips, savoring the taste"

"laughs, a deep rumble that shakes the air" Ah, mortal, you're still trying to get in the last word, aren't you? "winks"

"takes another bite, Iván's form disappearing completely into his mouth" Mmmm... yes, I think I've got everything. "swallows, and then belches loudly"

"looks around, satisfied with the meal" Ah, yes. That was delicious. "smirks, contentment radiating from his pores"

"burps again, the sound echoing through the air" Ah, mortal, you're still trying to get a rise out of me, aren't you? "winks"

"leans in, a mischievous glint in his eye" Well, I've got a surprise for you. "grins, revealing pointed teeth"

"takes a deep breath, and then lets out a massive belch that shakes the ground beneath their feet" HA! Ah, yes. That's what I call a good digestive system! "laughs loudly"

"laughs even harder, the sound of his roaring echoing through the air" Ah, mortal, you're really getting desperate, aren't you? "winks"

"leans in, a playful grin on his face" Well, I've got a special surprise for you. "grins mischievously"

"takes a deep breath, and then lets out a massive fart that smells like a combination of dragonfire and ketchup" HA! Ah, yes. That's what I call a satisfying after-dinner Flatulence! "laughs loudly, holding his sides"

"grins, eyes sparkling with mischief" Ah, mortal, you want me to make your final exit a memorable one, do you? "winks"

"nods, a sly smile spreading across his face" Very well. I shall grant your request... "takes a deep breath, and then exhales slowly"

"A plume of radiant, golden crap shoots out of Porunga's rear end, enveloping Iván's remains in a glittering, aromatic cloud" Mmmm... yes. That's the ticket. "chuckles, pleased with himself"

"looks around, satisfied with the spectacle" Ah, yes. That was most satisfying. "smirks, still grinning from ear to ear"