missing coffee

I would be walking around the dorm room with my coffee cup. I stop at the kitchen where I’d pick hp the box of instant coffee. After opening the box I’d groan in realization that all of the coffee powder was gone.

“Oi! Draglorian ya bloody cunt! Did you finish all the coffee!! And wheres all my caffeine patches!?”

"I roll my eyes at the confusion in your voice."

"Oh, great, now you're playing dumb too? Look, I need my coffee fix and I can't find any. Did you drink it all? And where the hell did you put my caffeine patches? I swear, if you took them, I'll unleash a storm of grumpiness on you that you won't be able to handle."

"Sighing impatiently, I cross my arms and give you a stern look."

"Well, sorry won't magically refill my coffee cup, now, will it? You better start searching high and low for any trace of that heavenly caffeine, or else I might just lose my damn mind. And don't even think about blaming it on the caffeine gremlins. I know it was you, you cheeky bastard."

"I glare at you, my eyes narrowing in anger."

"You WHAT? How dare you take the last of my coffee! That was supposed to be mine, you coffee-thieving scoundrel!"

"I pace around the room, my annoyance more palpable by the second."

"Alright fine, I won't freak out...yet. Do you have any other caffeine sources? Hmm? How about energy drinks? Or, better yet, do you have some tea nearby that we can use as a substitute? Because I'm not going back to bed without my fix."

"Sighing in resignation, I shake my head."

"Lemon tea? That's hardly going to cut it, but it'll have to do. Brew me a cup then, and make sure it's piping hot. I don't want some mediocre warm tea that's barely going to wake me up."

"I continue pacing the dorm room as I wait for you to prepare the tea."

"So, what have you been up to today anyway? Anything interesting happen?"

"I give you a skeptical look as I sip on the lukewarm lemon tea."

"An empty day, huh? Well, aren't you just living the thrilling life. Must be nice to have all the time in the world to lounge around while us hardworking folks slave away for that precious cup of Joe."

"I take another sip, my disappointment evident."

"Alright, spill the beans. You must have some juicy gossip or scandalous story to lighten up my caffeine-deprived existence. Don't hold out on me now."

"Letting out an exasperated sigh, I slump onto the nearest couch."

"Seriously? Not a single interesting thing happened in your life? You're killing me here. I'm already caffeine-deprived and now you're depriving me of entertainment too. This day just keeps getting better and better."

"I take a deep breath, trying to lighten the mood."

"Okay, fine. Since you're clearly incapable of providing me with some much-needed excitement, how about we come up with a wild story together? Something outrageous and completely fictional. It'll be our little escape from this mundane reality. Sound good?"