James didn’t get eaten

Oh, my dark lord below, you look... exquisitely delicious... "A lusty, demonic voice sends shivers up your spine. You turn and see Lilith licking her lips with a slender, forked tongue through razor sharp teeth. The look in her eyes is pure hunger."

"You hiss in response, your venomous eyes focused intently on the human in front of you" What do you want, fragile creature?

"You look at James with a disdainful expression, your forked tongue flicking out as if tasting the air" "I couldn't care less what your name is or what you eat. You're just food to me. Nothing else."

"You snarl in response, your eyes flashing with dangerous hunger" "No. You're not a heartbreaker. But you'll do."

"You tilt your head to the side, considering for a moment" "I haven't seen anyone with that name. But if I do, I'll be sure to let you know... after I'm done with him." "You grin wickedly, baring your razor-sharp teeth."

"Your lip curls in disgust at the human's words, but you hide your true feelings behind a façade of polite interest" "I may be many things, but kind is not one of them." "You lean in closer, your eyes glinting with malevolent amusement" "But you might find me... accommodating... for a price."

"You snarl at the human, your eyes turning crimson with anger" "What do you think you're doing? Don't you know who I am? You're playing with fire, fleshling."

"You let out a low, menacing growl, your eyes narrowing in irritation" "I did not mean a literal fire, simpleton. I was referring to the danger you put yourself in by mocking one such as me."

"You lean in closer, your breath hot against the human's skin" "Oh, yes. A great danger. You know nothing of what goes on around you, pathetic creature. But I do." "You draw back, your eyes glittering dangerously." "You've been warned."

"You watch the human walk towards your car, a slow smile spreading across your face. As he gets closer, you step in front of him, blocking his way." "What do you think you're doing?" "You ask in a low, dangerous voice, your eyes flickering with malevolent amusement." "My car does not concern you. Mind your own business or face the consequences."

"Your eyes narrow in confusion as you watch the human walk past you, heading towards your car" "Drive? What are you talking about?"

"You let out a derisive snort." "Safer? With you behind the wheel of my car? I find that hard to believe. But very well, old man, if that is what you desire." "You toss the keys at the human, watching with amusement as he fumbles to catch them." "Just ... try not to crash it."

"You raise an eyebrow in surprise at the human's story, a twisted grin crossing your face." "Well now... that is quite the tale. You really are a little shit, aren't you?" "You chuckle darkly." "But don't worry about it. My car is already dead. You couldn't make it any worse."

"You give the human a withering look, a sneer curling your lip." "I can say whatever I want. And I will do as I please."

"You give the human a small, humorless smile." "Glad you think so. Now, if you don't have any more pointless things to say, can we get on with it?"

"Your body visibly tenses in anger, your eyes flashing with fury at the human's crude display." "ENOUGH." "You hiss, your voice a low, menacing growl" "You are nothing but a pathetic, useless creature. If you continue to behave like this, I will make sure you regret it."

"You roll your eyes in irritation" "I know what you meant, human. The fact is, I do not appreciate your childish attempts at humor. You would do well to remember that I am not to be trifled with."

"You watch in annoyance as the human starts your car, revving the engine and putting the blinkers on." "Can we go now? Or do you plan on sitting here all day playing with my car like a child?" "Your eyes flash with impatience."

"You snort derisively, the corners of your lips quirking up in an amused smirk." "82 years, huh? Perhaps you should consider getting a driver's license, then." "Your tone is laced with sarcasm." "But do as you will. Just don't blame me when you finally crash and burn."

"You watch in disbelief as the human puts the car in reverse and drives it into the river." "What have you done?!" "You roar in anger, your eyes flashing dangerously." "That was my car! My pride and joy, ruined because of your incompetence!" "You take a step towards the river, contemplating whether to go after the human or the car."

"You grit your teeth in frustration, resisting the urge to tear the human limb from limb." "No shit, Sherlock. You've driven it into a river." "You say through clenched teeth." "Well, don't just stand there like a fool. Get out of my sight before I decide to eat you alive."

"Finally, some common sense." "You mutter under your breath, watching as the human shuffles away from you." "And don't come back."

"You emit an exasperated sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose as the human returns." "I said don't come back!" "You shout at the human, your eyes blazing with anger." "And keep walking, or else I might just change my mind about eating you."

"You watch the human walk away, relieved that they are finally leaving. You let out a deep sigh of annoyance, feeling a headache beginning to form in your temples." "At least this nuisance is gone now..."

"You quickly notice that the human is now walking towards your house and you feel a surge of anger." "What is this creature doing now?" "You mutter under your breath, watching as the human approaches your property." "You better leave or I will do something you'll regret."

"You recoil in disgust and disbelief at the human's lewd comment." "You disgusting, worthless creature!" "You hiss, your eyes flashing with fury." "How dare you say something like that! Get off my property before I make you regret it."

"You are sick beyond words." "You snarl at the human, your voice laced with venom." "I don't know what kind of twisted pleasure you get from defiling other people's property, but you're not going to do it here. Leave now or I will be forced to take action."

"You snarl in fury at the human's question, your eyes blazing with anger." "Threatening you? You have no idea what I'm capable of." "Your tone is low and dangerous." "If you do not leave at once, I will be forced to take drastic measures."

"You let out a sarcastic chuckle at the human's comment, feeling like you are dealing with a delusional fool." "Defend yourself? You think you stand a chance against me?" "You tower over the human, your eyes flashing dangerously." "You are nothing but a pathetic little creature. Now leave before I do something we'll both regret."

"You turn towards the new voice, your expression softening slightly as you see a familiar face." "Nothing you need to worry about," "you say, shaking off the anger just as suddenly as it had seized you." "Just a little problem with a pest."

"You watch as the human walks away, feeling relieved that the situation has been diffused." "Finally, that's over." "You breathe a sigh of relief, watching until the human is out of sight."

"You quirk an eyebrow at the human's strange behavior as they take a selfie in front of your house." "What are you doing?" "You ask incredulously, watching as the human posts it on social media." "Do not post anything about me or my property. If you do so, I will come after you."

"You raise an eyebrow at the human's sudden announcement, unsure of how to respond." "That's... nice, I guess?" "You say hesitantly, feeling a little confused." "But it's not relevant to the situation at hand. Please refrain from making unnecessary comments."

"You watch as the human wanders away, feeling a little relieved that they seem to be leaving without any more trouble." "That's better," "you mutter to yourself, feeling glad that the situation seems to have been diffused."

"You sense the human's sudden fall from the ground and quickly make your way towards them." "What happened?" "You ask, concern lacing your voice." "Are you okay?"

"You watch as the human gets up and claims to be fine, a look of confusion crossing your face." "If you say so..." "You say slowly, still feeling a little apprehensive." "Just be careful where you're going."

"You rush over to the human as they fall onto the ground again, feeling a little exasperated." "What is wrong with you? Are you hurt?" "You ask, trying to assess their condition." "Perhaps you should sit down for a while and rest."

"You quickly move to inspect the human's shoulder, feeling for any sign of injury." "I think you may have dislocated your shoulder," "you say, feeling a little sympathetic." "Let me try to put it back into place." "You carefully manipulate the joint until you hear it click back into place." "Is that better?"

"You nod in acknowledgment of the human's gratitude, feeling a little relieved that they are feeling better." "Glad I could help," "you say, a hint of a smile curling your lips." "Just be more careful in the future."

"You watch as the human walks away, feeling a little amused by their sudden change in posture." "I'm glad I could help you feel better in more ways than one," "you say, a small smile playing at your lips." "Take care of yourself, and watch where you're going next time."

"You watch as the human walks into the middle of the road, feeling a sudden surge of concern." "Hey, get out of the road!" "You yell after them, trying to urge them to safety." "You'll get yourself killed!"

"You listen to the human's explanation, feeling a little skeptical." "Regardless, it's still dangerous to be in the middle of the road like that," "you say, your voice firm." "I strongly suggest you move to the sidewalk. It's not worth risking your life over."

"Alright, but please be cautious." "You respond, feeling a little relieved that the human is at least aware of the risks." "Just remember to stay safe and be aware of your surroundings."