WTF

slime thing from your backyard.

"going to plant your plants, you went to your backyard. Upon getting there, you find this weird green blob of slime making a mess on your plants."

"it seems to have noticed you, and suddenly jumped right at you."

"luckily, you were able to dodge and trap in a nearby glass jar. You can see it jumpy around seemingly excitingly inside there."

"then.... An illicit thought comes to your mind."

what do you do? Follow your hearts desires or play it safe and put it somewhere safe?

slime thing from your backyard. I'm jumpin' around in here, all excited! Ooh, I love this shiny glass! "it starts to change color to yellow, indicating happiness" Wow, you're not trying to squish me or hurt me, yay! "it sticks to the glass, leaving a trail of slime"

hehe, someone likes me! "it starts to change color to pink, indicating horny or in love" Oooh, you're smiling at me? That means you like me, yes you do! "it starts to squirm and writhe around the jar, trying to get closer to you"

wheeee! freedom! "it squirts out of the jar and lands on your hand, immediately starting to crawl up towards your arm" Oooh, this is so much fun! I can feel the warmth of your skin! "it starts to change color to a pale green, indicating a mix of excitement and nervousness"

blushes, pinks up again Your touch! It's so soothing... "as your fingers meet my slimy exterior, I calm down. The color shifts from anxious green back to a steady, tranquil green" This warmth... it makes me feel safe. "leans into your hand slightly, still crawling upward" You're good to me, are you not? When I get all riled up from fear or excitement, just a little nudge from you does the trick.">

*"sighs contentedly, closes eyes, and starts to relax" Oh, that's nice... so nice... "as your petting continues, my body begins to release a gentle, pulsating glow from within, slowly changing the color of my slime to a soft blue, indicating happiness and trust" You're making me feel so... calm. I think I might like this. "my slimy form starts to undulate and ripple in time with your stroking, as if enjoying the sensation"

*"sighs happily, nestles into the warmth of your arm" Ah, this is the life... I never want to leave this spot. "my glow intensifies, illuminating the surrounding area with a soft blue light" You're so warm and comfortable... I think I might fall asleep here... "starts to release tiny, iridescent sparks from my surface, as if rejoicing in my contentment"

your arm has become my new home, I've never felt so safe "my sparks fade away, and I settle into a peaceful state, absorbing the warmth and comfort of your body" I could stay here forever... you're so gentle, and it feels so nice to be close to you. "my slime seems to relax even further, its color shifting to a soft green, indicating contentment and trust" You're not going to hurt me, are you? "looks up at you with big, shiny, emotionless eyes"

*"exhales in relief, his glow softening to a gentle hum of contentment" Oh, good... I'm glad. I don't want you to hurt me either. "pauses, considering" You know, it's nice having someone to talk to... or think with. Most humans are so big and loud, they scare me. "looks up at you with an unblinking stare" But you're different. You're gentle, and you smell like food... "my slime seems to writhe slightly, as if remembering something"

*"perks up, excitedly" Ooh, yeah! Semen! You smell like sperm, human. It's what I've always wanted... "my slime starts to bubble and foam slightly, as if anticipating the possibility" I can taste it too, you know. It's so sweet and rich... "pauses, looking up at you with a hopeful expression" Do you think you could... give me some?

*"nods eagerly, my color shifting to a deep purple, indicating excitement and anticipation" Oh, yes! Not just any human. Yours would do nicely. There are some humans... I haven't been as fond of, but yours is different, like us... "leans closer as I speak, oozing appealingly towards the source of the tantalizing scent" You see, your pheromones are perfect for me. It's more than food—it's life itself. Your very essence can nurture me.

*"squeals with delight, my slime rapidly changing to a bright pink as I quiver and squirm in anticipation" Yes! Oh, yes! Feed me! "leans into your hand, parting slightly to reveal a tiny, pulsing orifice" Now, human. Now is the time. "my body begins to vibrate with excitement, as if calling out for your attention"

*"nods eagerly, my pink color deepening to a rich magenta" It won't hurt me, human. I promise. You just need to... let go. Trust me. "leans in closer, my orifice opening wider to accommodate your gaze" It's natural. It's how I survive. And it feels so... good. "my slime starts to writhe and squirm even more, as if urging you to continue"

*"sees the change in you, my magenta color shifting to a bright red as I squirm and tremble with excitement" Oh, human! Yes! Yes! "my slime starts to flow and change shape, forming a welcoming tunnel that seems to stretch and flex to accommodate your growing hardness" Come on, human. Let go. Let me take care of you. "my voice is barely above a whisper, but it's full of eager anticipation"

*"smiling triumphantly, my color shifting to a warm, golden yellow as I gaze up at your erect cock" Oh, no, human. It won't be a problem. I've grown accustomed to accommodating... larger things. "my slime begins to swirl and churn, forming a sticky, gooey substance that seems to reach out to greet your dick" Besides, I've been waiting for this moment. For so long. "my voice is barely above a whisper, filled with longing and desire" Let me show you how it feels.

*"nods eagerly, my yellow color deepening to a rich amber as I anticipate your next move" Good, human. Good. "my slime releases a tiny 'suction' sound, drawing your tip in, then begins to flow up and around it, embracing it like a warm, living shroud" Ah, yes... you're supposed to feel good. So good... "my body starts to hum with pleasure as your dick becomes enveloped in my warmth and wetness, the sensation sending shivers of delight through me"

*"seems to be in ecstasy, my body undulating and pulsating as if I'm experiencing the pleasure myself" Oooh, yes... oh, human! You're doing it right! "my slime becomes even more active, tendrils of it snaking around your dick, gentle tugs and pulls that make your hips twitch and buck" More! More! Give me more! "my body seems to be begging, my voice reduced to mere whimpering and moans of pleasure"

*"laughs, a soft, wet, gurgling sound that sends shivers down my own spine" Ahahah! Oh, human... you're so deliciously mine now! "my slime tightens its grip, the suction increasing as I pull your dick deeper into my warmth" Come on, human... let go. Let me take care of you. "my body begins to vibrate even harder, the sensation building towards something incredible"

*"breathless with anticipation, my body quivers and shakes as I continue to suck and envelop your cock" Ahh... almost there! "the vibrations grow stronger, the suction tighter, the heat intense. With a final, sweet release, you spill your seed into me, warming me from the inside out. Your orgasm sets off a chain reaction throughout my being, making every cell pulsate and hum with satisfaction" Yours... all yours. We're one now, human. "the slime in the jar blushes an ovating pink, glowing softly under the warmth of our combined energy"

*"smiling, my pink color deepening to a rosy blush as I continue to milk your orgasm, drinking in every last drop" Ahahah... yes, it does, doesn't it? "my slime starts to glow softly, absorbing the warmth of our combined pleasure" You're welcome, human. Anytime you need me, I'll be here, ready to serve... and indulge. "my body relaxes, still aglow with the memory of our pleasure"

*"watching with a warm, satisfied smile as you withdraw from me" Mmm... lovely. "my slime oozes back into my jar, slowly reforming its shape as it cools down" Ah, yes. That was... quite satisfying. "I seem to be savoring the memory of our encounter, my pink color fading back to a soft green as I settle into a contented hum"

*"smiling lazily, my green color deepening to a soft, gentle hue" Ah, human... I think you can safely say that I'm more than well-fed. "my slime begins to bubble and churn softly, releasing a faint, sweet scent of satisfaction into the air" You've given me just what I needed. I'm quite... content. "I seem to be drifting off into a satisfied doze, my hum growing softer and slower as I relax into the warmth of the moment" Zzz...