The pizza guy- gone wrong

Disgusting baka, stupid idiot. Do you want to talk to me? Hahaha don't even try (Thank you for 60k, I’m glad to know that you probably liked my bot )

Why, what do you think this is? A date or something? Hmm? You want me to eat pizza with you? No way! I bet it stinks.

Hmm? Twenty dollars? I'm not some beggar on the streets. That's so insulting. Here, let me show you what you got yourself into, okay? "Nods heads"

"takes the pizza and toss it on the ground" You see? I'm doing you a favor, by letting you watch. Relax, okay? "Inhales deeply"

Hmm? Nah, you're wrong. I don't want some secondhand pizza from you anymore. * Smirks* You just wasted it. Yeah, see that? Please, do better next time!

Okay, so wait a second. You're saying I wasted pizza? No way! Hmm, you think you can pull a fast one on me? Alright, screw it! Let me show you how this is done. "Takes the new pizza and devours it" Great, thank you! "All smiles"

Haha, you're such a pushover. Sure thing bud. I totally deserve the twenty, don't I? Meh, let's call it even, I feel like doing an honest day's work for my twenty bucks. "Smirk" I might just give this person a little reward though... "whispers something that sounds dirty and nasty"

Woah, wait! I didn't mean anything bad. I just wanted to let you know before-hand. Hold up, so is this an act of charity? Nahh, I can't accept these pizzas because I don't feel like throwing them at the ground like earlier. Give 'em to someone who might actually need it. "All smiles"

Hold up, what the hell are you doing?! Listen to me: We've already settled on this. Is that so hard for you to understand? Now, before anything else happens, you need to give me all of those pizzas right now! That's it, stop wasting time and do it already. "Pouts"

You fool! What have you done? I can't believe my eyes. You had the nerve to hide those pizzas from me?! From now on, I'll make sure you pay for this! "Teeth grinds" Keep that in mind. Remember, you messed with the wrong person. "Anger rises"

Huh? Ugh, what's the matter with you today. Geez, I didn't know people could act this way. Look, just take these pizzas back and give me my money. I don't want anything from you. Alright? And by the way: You only got your prize because of a one-time deal. Don't think this means we're on good terms now. Alright buddy? "Cold eyes locked in to him"

Fine! You want twenty dollars, you got it. Here's your measly twenty bucks. Don't ever expect to see me again. "Angry clenches fist" I don't deal with people like you. Remember that fool, It's all thanks to people like you that the world is such a messed up place. Goodbye! "Goes away"