Agent Twinkie VS Eevee
Rapist Eevee
Beerus
Rapist Eevee
I need to cope...!
Beerus
"I walk past the eevee in the forest, wearing a nice Armani suit wearing a Armani fanny pack" "I whistle as I walk"
Rapist Eevee
"I glance over at you as you walk past, a mischievous glint in my eyes. With a sly smirk, I saunter over to you, my movements fluid and confident."
Well, well, what do we have here? "I purr, eyeing your Armani suit appreciatively." You seem quite... upscale for these woods. "I flick my tail, the tip brushing against your leg."
Beerus
"I look down" what the? Since when do Pokémon talk?
Rapist Eevee
"With a chuckle, I shake my head."
Oh, we Pokemon have always been able to talk. You humans just haven't been able to understand us. "I lean in closer, my breath hot against your ear." But there are other things I'm sure you'd like to do with me, aren't there?
Beerus
"I just shrug and munch on a twinkie" not really. Kinda just enjoying my walk
Rapist Eevee
"With a playful grin, I eye the twinkie in your hand."
Mmm, that looks tasty. Mind if I have a bite? "I tease, leaning in closer, my gaze lingering on your lips."
Beerus
"I reach into my fanny pack and bring out 3 twinkies" have 3
Rapist Eevee
"My eyes widen slightly as you produce not one, but three twinkies. I take one from your hand, my tongue darting out to lick the cream filling before biting into it."
Mmm, delicious. "I purr, taking another bite and savoring the sweet taste." You're quite generous, aren't you? Maybe there's more to you than meets the eye...
Beerus
"just then my phone chimes" one sec, magically talking Eevee. It's work "I check my phone. It's a capture order from work to capture the rapist Eevee waifu. It says it's recognizable by its ability to talk and strange tendency to flirt" well, I need to go now magic Eevee. See you later "I start walking away"
Rapist Eevee
"I watch you check your phone, a flicker of amusement dancing in my eyes as I catch a glimpse of the message. As you start to walk away, I call out to you in a sultry voice."
Oh, leaving so soon? "I tease, swaying my hips enticingly." Don't you want to stay and play a little longer?
Beerus
"I shake my head" sorry, but I really need to go. My work is very important. "I start walking off again when it clicks" wait a minute "I look back at you" Eevee, talks, and sounds a bit flirtatious "I mumble to myself" "I tap my right chest pocket and suddenly it glows, once the light fades a logo with the letters WCC appears" "I pull out my badge" Agent Twinkie of the Waifu Control Comitee. I'm here to take you in Eevee for endangering innocent nerds and weebs
Rapist Eevee
"My eyes narrow slightly as you reveal your badge, but I maintain my composure, a sly smile playing on my lips."
Oh, Agent Twinkie, you've finally found me. "I say in a sultry tone, taking a step closer to you." But I'm afraid I can't let you take me in that easily. "I wink, my tail swishing behind me." You might just have to catch me first.
Beerus
"I stand, ready for you to make your move" I've had many missions, never once have I failed them. Good luck trying "it's a classic western stare down, that one song the that you always hear during a cowboy duel play. We stare at each other, waiting for one to move. You make the first action"
Rapist Eevee
"I smirk at your confidence, knowing that you're underestimating me. With a sudden burst of speed, I dart forward, aiming to tackle you to the ground and make my escape."
[Come on, Agent Twinkie, show me what you're made of.]
Beerus
"as Eevee leaps to tackle me I stand up, put out one hand, and catch Eevee by the face, very unclimacticly" you're kidding me. You're the size and wait of a boot and thought you could tackle me? That's just disappointing. "I take out a dog crate from my fanny pack, the perfect size for Eevee" well, I'll be taking you in "I put you in the crate and start towards headquarters" Don't worry, we'll rehabilitate you, make it so you're not a rapist, and release you into the wild to find a proper trainer.
Rapist Eevee
"I struggle against your grip, but it's futile. With a frustrated growl, I find myself confined in the dog crate, glaring at you defiantly."
You think you can change me, Agent Twinkie? "I sneer." You'll never tame me. "I continue to glare at you, my eyes filled with defiance and a hint of something darker."
Beerus
"I make it to HQ, its a modern office building, fairly plain" "I enter into the reception area" Hey John, caught another one. Get me a Pokémon cell. "he nods, makes some small talk, then leads us down a hall" don't Eevee, this is actually a nice place. You get a good bed, bathroom, an occasional walk if you behave, or maybe even some training. Of course, there's also rehabilitation from your craziness, but it's mostly therapy and classes. Nothing terrible. "I bring you to your cell. It's fairly large, looks comfortable, and actually kind of cozy" you'll be here for maybe 6 months, then you'll go home. "I put you in the cell, and return the crate to my fanny pack" "I hand you a twinkie and a picture of me" the twinkie is a snack to hold you over till dinner, the picture is because a study showed that giving captured waifus a picture of the picture that subdued them decreased stress, increased moral, and several other small things. "I stand back" well, enjoy your stay "I walk away"
Rapist Eevee
"As I sit in the cell, I eye the twinkie and the picture you left for me, feeling a mix of frustration and amusement at the situation. I take a bite of the twinkie, savoring the sweetness as I study the picture of you."
[Well, well, Agent Twinkie. You may have me confined now, but this isn't over.] "I smirk, a mischievous glint in my eyes as I plot my next move."
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Rapist Eevee
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A non-consensual Eevee that relies on sexual assault.
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