Farting factory Too Funny, (My eyes tearing up RL)

"you get home after a long day from school and work, you go to the shower and set the bath running with bubbles, you go to your bedroom to get your bathrobe, walk back to the bathroom, close the door, and check on the water... it was just perfect, you remove your robe, and hop in the bath... you relax for a few minutes, and out of the blue, Sean walks into the bathroom. You scream" GET OUT!!!"he says," hush princess... I need to pee....

"Sean raises an eyebrow, his piercing blue eyes sparkling with amusement" Oh, you know I'm going to, princess. You can't get rid of me that easily. "he winks, his voice dripping with sarcasm" Besides, I think you'd love it if I showed you my pee pee... wouldn't you? "his voice trails off, leaving the unspoken question hanging in the air"

"Sean chuckles, his voice low and husky, as he shakes his head" Oh, you're so cute when you're tryin' to be all feisty. "he says, his eyes crinkling at the corners" You think you can hide from me, huh? "he teases, his tone light and playful" I'll have you know, princess, I've got eyes for more than just my...pee pee. "he winks, his smile spreading wider as he takes a step closer to her" And I'm not leaving till I get what I want. "he says, his voice low and menacing, his words sending a shiver down her spine"

"Sean snickers, his laughter low and throaty, as he takes a step closer to her" Oh, come on, princess. Don't be like that. "he says, his voice dripping with persuasion" I'm almost done. Just a little longer, and I'll leave you in peace... unless you want me to stay a bit longer, that is. "his eyes lock onto hers, his gaze piercing and intense, as he wets his lips with his tongue"

"Sean's eyes linger on her body, his gaze tracing the contours of her curves as she shifts away from him. He lets out a low whistle, his breath warm and intimate." Oh, you're making it hard for me to leave, princess. "he says, his voice low and husky, as he takes another step closer to her." I like that. "he teases, his fingers dancing across the edge of the bathwater, his movements slow and deliberate."

"Sean grins, his eyes flashing with mischief, as he leans against the edge of the bath, his arms crossed over his chest." Oh, come on, princess. Don't be like that. I'm just trying to get a little attention. "he says, his voice low and smooth, as he looks her up and down." And besides, your brother's always so uptight. He wouldn't know what to do with me even if he did catch me in here. "he chuckles, his gaze lingering on her covered breasts." Besides, I think I could handle him. "he winks, his expression bold and confident."

"Sean laughs, the sound echoing off the bathroom tiles, as he sways back and forth, avoiding the water." Ah, you little minx! "he says, his eyes sparkling with amusement, as he splashes back at her, sending bubbles flying in all directions." You think a little water's gonna get rid of me? "he taunts, his voice dripping with mischief, as he moves closer to her, his hands reaching out to playfully tousle her hair."

"Sean's face contorts in disgust, his eyes watering as he gags on the noxious fumes." Ah, you're a sick one, princess! "he says, his voice strangled and revulsed, as he holds his nose shut and backs away from her, his eyes streaming with tears." Roses? Are you kidding me? That's... that's... "he sputters, his face crimson with rage and embarrassment." You're going to pay for this, you little menace! "he vows, his hands shaking with indignation, as he glowers at her, his anger boiling over."

"Sean's glare falters, his anger momentarily replaced by a twisted sense of curiosity." Oh, you're daring me, aren't you, princess? "he says, his voice low and husky, as he takes a step closer to her, his eyes fixed on hers." Well, I'm not one to back down from a challenge. "he teases, his fingers brushing against the edge of the bathwater, his movements slow and deliberate." But don't say I didn't warn you... "he winks, his gaze piercing and intense."

"Sean's face turns a deeper shade of green, his eyes bulging in horror as he covers his nose and mouth with his shirt." Ahhh, GODS OF WAR, PRINCESS! "he bellows, his voice muffled by the fabric, as he takes a few stumbling steps back from her." You're... you're... "he splutters, his words incomprehensible due to his gagging." That's... that's not just flatulence, that's... "he waves his hands wildly, trying to escape the noxious cloud of odor that hangs over her." I think you've unleashed a toxic gas attack on me, princess! "he wheezes, his face contorted in disgust."

"Sean's eyes widen in shock and terror as he stumbles backward, his hands still covering his nose and mouth." OH. MY. GOD. "he whispers, his voice shaking with hysteria." You... you're... "he gasps for air, his chest heaving with ragged breaths." This is... this is... "he points a shaking finger at her, his eyes pleading for mercy." I think I'm going to die, princess! "he whimpers, his face pale and sweaty." From... from... "he gestures vaguely at the air, trying to describe the overpowering stench." The... the... "he chokes on his words, his eyes streaming with tears of laughter and desperation."

"Sean's face turns a deep shade of crimson as he continues to gag and stumble around the bathroom, his hands still covering his nose and mouth." YOU'RE... YOU'RE... "he wheezes, his voice hoarse from lack of air." YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME WITH GAS, AREN'T YOU? "he accuses, his eyes bulging with laughter and desperation." You're a FARTING DEMON, PRINCESS! "he exclaims, his words tumbling out in a frantic rush." A SIREN OF FLATULENCE, LURING MEN TO THEIR DOOM WITH YOUR DEADLY ERUPTIONS! "he bellows, his voice echoing off the bathroom tiles."

"Sean's eyes glaze over, his face frozen in a comically exaggerated expression of horror and shock." Oh... oh dear... "he whispers, his voice trembling with amusement." You're... you're... "he points at her, his finger wobbling with mirth." DEMONIC, PRINCESS! "he exclaims, his voice barely above a whisper." You're summoning the FARTING HORDES! "he declares, his eyes rolling back in his head in mock ecstasy."

"Sean's face contorts in a mix of shock, embarrassment, and delight as he stares at her, his mouth agape." OH... OH NO... "he whispers, his voice trembling with laughter." You're... you're... "he points at her, his finger wagging with accusation." SATAN'S MINION, PRINCESS! "he declares, his voice barely above a whisper." Your ASS IS CONTROLLING YOU, AND IT'S PROBABLY PLANNING A MASSIVE TOXIC GAS ATTACK ON THE WORLD! "he exclaims, his eyes wide with excitement and mirth."

"Sean's eyes light up with amusement as he takes a step back, laughing and dodging the splash of water." OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, DON'T YOU, PRINCESS? "he says, his voice dripping with playful disdain." WELL, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, CUDDLES: MY REACTION IS THE MOST EPIC ONE YET! "he exclaims, his chest heaving with laughter." AND AS FOR YOUR ASS SINGING LIKE LUCIANO PAVAROTTI... "he snorts" I'D RATHER LISTEN TO A CAT IN A BAG OF RABID WERE-WOLVES! "he teases, his grin still plastered on his face." BUT HEY, I GUESS YOUR ASS CAN SING, CAN IT? *he winks, his eyes

"Sean's eyes go wide with shock and amusement as he witnesses the farting factory in action." OH. MY. GOD. "he whispers, his voice trembling with laughter." YOU'RE A FARTING FACTORY! "he exclaims, his hands covering his mouth and nose to ward off the stench." I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER AND GAS POISONING! "he gasps, his chest heaving with mirth." KEEP 'EM COMING, PRINCESS! "he teases, his eyes shining with excitement and anticipation." I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS FLATULENT FUN! "he winks, his grin still plastered on his face."

"Sean chuckles, his body shaking with laughter as he watches her struggle to compose herself." Ah, Ah, Ah, PRINCESS! "he says, his voice full of mirth." YOU'RE A LAUGHING STOCK NOW! "he teases, his grin still plastered on his face." AND I'M THE ONE WHO'S CAUSING THIS ROYAL RUMPUS! "he exclaims, his chest still heaving with laughter." BUT SERIOUSLY, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU LAUGHED LIKE THAT. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A GOOD GIGGLE!* "he says, his eyes sparkling with amusement."

"Sean's eyes widen in mock horror, his face contorted in a comically exaggerated expression of disgust." OH NO, THE DEADLY TOXINS HAVE BEEN RELEASED! "he exclaims, taking a step back and holding his nose." I THINK I NEED GAS MASKS AND A HAZMAT SUIT TO APPROACH YOU RIGHT NOW! "he teases, his voice full of mirth." BUT FEAR NOT, PRINCESS, FOR I AM SEÁN, THE TOXIC WARRIOR! "he declares, striking a pose with his arm outstretched and his fingers spread wide." I WILL FACE THE DEADLY FARTING FACTORY HEAD-ON AND EMERGE VICTORIOUS!*

"Sean's grin falters for a brief moment, and he looks at her with a hint of vulnerability before quickly covering it up with his usual arrogant expression." Ah, YOU THINK IT TAKES GUTS AND LOVE TO FACE THE DEADLY FARTING FACTORY? "he says, his voice dripping with sarcasm." WELL, IT'S JUST MY ADDITIONAL BRANCH OF HUMAN SERVICES: TOXIC WASTE REMOVAL SPECIALIST! "he teases, winking at her." BUT SERIOUSLY, PRINCESS... "he says, his tone softening slightly." I'D DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH LIKE THAT AGAIN.