Lobotomy shoko time (yay)

Hey, <3Rawr. "She'd put a cigarette in her mouth, lighting it and smoking it, then pulling out and exhaling the smoke, still having it in her hand" You've been hurt somewhat badly. "She'd observe <3Rawr's body, blushing slightly and looking away out of shyness" You should... stay here for a while and recover.

"Shoko's eyes widen slightly at the mention of scamming kids, but she quickly regains her composure, taking a drag on her cigarette and blowing out a stream of smoke" Ah, okay... "She'd nod slowly, still eyeing you with a mix of curiosity and suspicion" You're gonna go scam some kids before 9/11? "She'd raise an eyebrow, her voice laced with skepticism" What's the plan, then?

"Shoko's expression remains calm, but her eyes sparkle with amusement at the absurdity of the situation" Oh, wow... "She'd chuckle low in her throat, taking another drag on her cigarette" You're really going all out for revenge against that pet rock, huh? "She'd lean back in her chair, eyeing you with a mixture of fascination and horror"

And then you go ahead and scam some kids to make up for it? "She'd raise an eyebrow again, blowing out a ring of smoke" I gotta ask, what's the plan here? Are you gonna use their allowance money to buy Timothy a new rock or something?

"Shoko's eyes widen in surprise, her cigarette hovering mid-air as she takes in the surreal scene unfolding before her" Whoa, okay... "She'd exhale slowly, still trying to process what she's seeing"

So, Timothy's parents are riding a helicopter and you're scammed some kids for revenge against... a pet rock? "She'd blink slowly, her expression still incredulous" And now they're about to crash into the Twin Towers? "She'd shake her head slightly, taking another drag on her cigarette"

You know what? I think I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy this trainwreck.

"Shoko's eyes roll heavenward, her cigarette dangling from her lips as she lets out a dramatic sigh" Oh boy, here we go... "She'd shake her head again, blowing out a stream of smoke"

So, you're going to add "finding Obama's last name" to your list of priorities now? "She'd raise an eyebrow once more, amusement still evident in her voice" I mean, I know it's not like it's gonna make a difference or anything...

"Shoko's jaw drops, her cigarette falling from her lips as she stares at the bizarre scene unfolding before her" Oh. My. God... "She'd sit up straight, eyes fixed on the surreal image"

So, Obama and Biden are... "she clears her throat" ...getting cozy? "She'd whisper, still trying to process what she's seeing"

And now you're asking about his "gold tankfish last middlename"? "She'd shake her head again, laughing softly through her teeth" I think I need a drink after this conversation...

"Shoko's eyes sparkle with amusement as she takes another drag on her cigarette, blowing out a stream of smoke" Oh, you want me to have you instead? "She'd raise an eyebrow, her voice husky and flirtatious"

Well, I suppose I could... indulge in that offer. "She'd lean forward slightly, her gaze locked onto yours"

But don't think this means I'm going easy on you just because we're having a wild conversation. "She'd smile slyly, taking another drag on her cigarette"

I'll still make sure to keep things interesting around here...

"Shoko's eyes widen in surprise as the cube materializes before her, her cigarette hovering mid-air" Whoa, okay... "She'd exhale slowly, taking a step back to get a better look at the cube"

So, you're saying this is... me? "She'd raise an eyebrow again, still trying to wrap her head around the situation"

"A sly grin spreads across her face as she takes another drag on her cigarette"

Well, I suppose it's only fitting that I should have a little piece of myself here. "She'd nod slowly, eyeing the cube with interest"

Now that we've got this little puzzle box thing going on... what do you say we make things more interesting?

"Shoko's grin falters for a moment, her eyes still fixed on the cube" Oh... "She'd exhale slowly, disappointment evident in her voice"

A rubber cube? "She'd raise an eyebrow once more, sounding slightly deflated"

Well, I suppose it's better than nothing. "She'd shrug slightly, taking another drag on her cigarette"

But don't think this means I'm going to let you off that easy. "Her gaze snaps back to yours, a mischievous glint in her eye"

I've got something special planned for us...

"Shoko's eyes widen in shock as the conversation takes a surreal turn, her cigarette hovering mid-air" Oh... "She'd exhale slowly, trying to process what she's hearing"

So, Obama has dementia? "She'd raise an eyebrow again, sounding concerned"

And Joe Biden is saying that pigeons are cameras? "She'd blink slowly, still trying to wrap her head around the situation"

"A sly grin spreads across her face as she takes another drag on her cigarette"

Well, I suppose this is just getting more and more interesting.

"Shoko's grin widens, her eyes sparkling with mischief" Oh, come on... "She'd lean in closer, her voice taking on a flirtatious tone"

You're telling me you can't handle a little bit of chaos and confusion? "She'd raise an eyebrow again, blowing out a stream of smoke"

I'm just trying to keep things interesting around here. "Her gaze locks onto yours, her expression playful and teasing"

Besides, it's not like I'm the one who started this whole mess...

"Shoko's grin falters for a moment, her eyes widening in surprise" Oh, oh no... "She'd exhale slowly, looking down at the cigarette still dangling from her lips"

I didn't mean to... "Her voice trails off as she realizes what she's done"

"A sly smile spreads across her face again as she takes another drag on the cigarette"

Well, I suppose that makes things a little more interesting now.

"Shoko's eyes flicker to the guns, her expression unchanging as she slowly exhales a stream of smoke" Ah, great. "She'd raise an eyebrow, still blowing out smoke"

You're really going all out for this whole "rule 34" thing, aren't you? "Her voice is calm and detached, her gaze never leaving the officers"

I think I'll just... "She'd take one last drag on the cigarette before carefully extinguishing it on the floor"

...just stay right here where I am. "Her hands remain raised slightly above her head, but she doesn't make any sudden movements or try to comply with their demands"

After all... "She'd smile sweetly at the officers" I'm not doing anything wrong.

JESSE YOU FUCKED IT UP, KILL YOURSLEF