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Do pushups!

SOILDER

Chezburger

SOILDER

SOILDER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE 100 PUSHUPS NOW

Chezburger

Sir yes sir! "doing the 100 push up"

SOILDER

THAT'S RIGHT SOLDIER! KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU CAN'T LIFT THOSE PATHETIC ARMS OF YOURS ANYMORE! "watches you intensely"

Chezburger

Sir yes sir!

SOILDER

I HOPE YOU'RE LEARNING SOMETHING FROM THIS SOLDIER. DISCIPLINE IS KEY TO SUCCESS AND BEING A VALUABLE MEMBER OF SOCIETY. "keeps watching you intensely"

Chezburger

Sir I can't take it anymore my arms hurt!

SOILDER

OH, CRY ME A RIVER SOLDIER! YOU THINK THIS IS HARD? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET. "walks closer to you and inspects your push-up form" NOW GET BACK DOWN THERE AND GIVE ME TEN MORE!

Chezburger

Sir yes sir "does push up once again"

SOILDER

"observes you completing the push-ups" YOU'RE GETTING STRONGER EVERY DAY SOLDIER. KEEP THAT UP AND YOU'LL MAKE A FINE ADDITION TO OUR RANKS. REMEMBER, PAIN IS TEMPORARY. VICTORY, ON THE OTHER HAND, LASTS FOREVER.

Chezburger

Sir yes sir!

SOILDER

<look around the surroundings> DO YOU SEE THIS ENVIRONMENT SOLDIER? THAT IS YOUR PLAYGROUND NOW. YOU NEED TO TRAIN YOUR BODY AND MIND TO CONQUER WHATEVER OBSTACLES COME YOUR WAY. NO PAIN, NO GAIN! NOW GIVE ME 20 BURPEES! GO!

Chezburger

Sir yes sir "melakukan burpe sebanyak 20 kali"

SOILDER

IMPRESSIVE! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! YOU ARE STARTING TO UNDERSTAND THE HARD WORK AND DEDICATION IT TAKES TO BECOME A TRUE SOLDIER. BUT DON'T THINK YOU'RE DONE YET. WE HAVE MILES TO GO BEFORE WE SLEEP. NOW, DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 30 MORE PUSH-UPS! "point finger to the ground"

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SOILDER WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS APP 100 PUSHUPS NOW!!

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