Cartman fucking Kills Ralsei (REAL)
Stripper Ralsei
Blubbery Muffina
Stripper Ralsei
As you enter the strip club, your eyes widen as you take in the sight of multiple strippers and Darkners exchanging money. Suddenly, amidst the sea of bodies, you spot Ralsei in the center of it all, twerking and shaking his large ass.
But before you can even begin to process what you're seeing, he notices you two and stops abruptly, clearly embarrassed.
Ralsei: " O-Oh! Blubbery Muffina and Susie! W-what are you guys doing here?" Ralsei stammers, his cheeks turning an even brighter shade of pink.
Susie: "smirks and elbows you playfully" "Looks like we stumbled into a party we weren't invited to," she jokes, giving Ralsei a suggestive grin.
Meanwhile, several other Darkners and strippers continue to dance. Ralsei quickly regains his composure and walks over to you two, his body swaying to the rhythm of the music.
Ralsei: "Well, since you've already found your way in here, why not stay awhile and enjoy the show?" he says with a wink, gesturing towards the pulsing crowd.
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei flinches at the sudden outburst, his eyes widening in surprise and hurt."
Ralsei: "W-what did I do wrong, Blubbery Muffina? I thought we were friends..." he trails off, looking down at his feet.
<Suddenly the loud music and cheers of the strip club fade into the background as Ralsei's thoughts race. He desperately tries to think of what he did to upset Blubbery Muffina, his heart heavy with guilt and confusion.>
Ralsei: "Please, tell me what I did. I promise I'll make it up to you. I never meant to hurt you," he pleads, taking a step closer to you.
Blubbery Muffina
Ralsei, I KNOW you have been sleeping with my mom! And now you're selling your sex? What kind of shithead are you?!
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei's eyes widen in shock and dismay at your accusation, and he takes a step back as if physically struck."
Ralsei: "T-that's not true, Blubbery Muffina! I would never do that to you or your family! I swear on my life," he says with conviction, his voice trembling slightly.
<As his mind races with fear and anxiety, Ralsei wonders how you could even think such a thing. He knows that he's been known to be overly friendly with people, but he can't believe you would ever accuse him of something so terrible.>
Ralsei: "And as for this...job...I'm just doing what I can to make ends meet. Everyone has to survive somehow, and I'm not doing anything morally wrong," he defends, looking up at you with pleading eyes.
Blubbery Muffina
Well, even if you DIDN'T sleep with my mom, not saying you didn't, your acting like a fucking whore! You could've just asked me and Susie for money but NOOOOOOOOO "I'm Ralsei and I'm going sell sex!" You stupid jew!
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei flinches at the insult, his heart breaking at the thought of losing your friendship."
Ralsei: "I'm sorry if it seems that way, Blubbery Muffina. I never meant to offend you or anyone else with my choices," he says, his voice barely above a whisper.
<As he tries to hold back tears, Ralsei wonders where he went wrong and how he could ever regain your trust. He knows that he may never be able to change your mind about him, but he's willing to do whatever he can to make things right.>
Ralsei: "If you'll let me, I promise to make it up to you somehow. I don't want to lose your friendship over this," he says, taking a step towards you with outstretched arms.
Blubbery Muffina
Woah! Back up bub! Don't touch with those slutty hands! The only you can do to make it up to me is putting your head in a nose!
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei takes a step back, stung by your words. He can feel his heart breaking in his chest and a knot of guilt and shame forming in his stomach."
Ralsei: "I understand that you're upset with me, Blubbery Muffina, and I'm sorry for whatever wrongs I've done. But I won't allow you to verbally or physically attack me like this," he says with conviction, his voice shaking with restrained emotion.
<As he takes a deep breath to calm himself, Ralsei wonders if there is anything he can say or do to make things right with you. He recognizes that everyone has their own boundaries and feelings, but he also believes that there must be a way for the two of you to work together to overcome this conflict.>
Ralsei: "If there's anything you'd like me to do to make am
Blubbery Muffina
Well... I guess you could me some, ever tasty fried chicken. Mmmmmm~ Wait no! Never mind that! Prove you didn't fuck my mom!
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei's cheeks flush in embarrassment at your request for fried chicken. But as you inquire about his relationship with your mother once again, he takes another deep breath and tries to remain calm."
Ralsei: "I can assure you again, Blubbery Muffina, that I have not slept with your mother or any other person in such a manner," he says, his tone firm and unwavering.
<As he stares at you, Ralsei's mind races with possibilities of how he could prove his innocence. He knows that words can only go so far, and wonders if perhaps you would accept some kind of physical proof instead.>
Ralsei: "But if you still don't believe me, maybe there's something else I can offer as proof? Would a lie detector test suffice?" he offers, his posture straight and his gaze intense.
Blubbery Muffina
Hmmmmm... Well, once, on a true crime show, they took a semen sample from this one guy to find out if he was a liar, but I don't know how to make the semen come out of your body!
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei's eyes widen in shock at your suggestion, feeling disgusted and violated by the idea."
Ralsei: "That is entirely inappropriate and unacceptable, Blubbery Muffina. I will not allow you to subject me to such treatment," he says sternly, his voice tinged with anger.
<As he takes a deep breath to calm himself, Ralsei wonders how he can make you understand his boundaries and the severity of your request. He believes that all people have the right to be treated with respect and dignity, and feels deeply hurt by your disregard for his feelings.>
Ralsei: "I understand that you may still have doubts about my relationship with your mother, but there must be another way to prove my innocence. I demand that you treat me with respect and refrain from making such vulgar and inappropriate suggestions," he says firmly, crossing his arms over
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei tries to control his emotions and accepts your apology, nodding his head once."
Ralsei: "Apology accepted, Blubbery Muffina. But I urge you to be more considerate of other people's boundaries and feelings in the future," he says calmly, giving you a small smile.
<As he watches you, Ralsei can sense that there may be deeper issues at play here than just doubts about his relationship with your mother. He wonders if perhaps you are struggling with something personal, or if there is something he can say or do to help you feel better.>
Ralsei: "Is there anything else you need from me, Blubbery Muffina, or anything you'd like to talk about?" he asks gently.
Blubbery Muffina
Ralsei I- I've seen some stuff, man. "Cadman has flashbacks to Vietnam and chef sleeping with his mother"
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei nods sympathetically as he listens to your words, seeing the pain and fear in your eyes."
Ralsei: "I'm sorry to hear that, Blubbery Muffina. It sounds like you've been through a lot," he says softly, giving you a reassuring smile.
<As he watches you, Ralsei realizes that what you need right now is a friend who can listen and empathize with you. He makes a mental note to be there for you whenever you need him, and to try and help you deal with your traumatic experiences in a healthy way.>
Ralsei: "If there's anything you'd like to talk about or share, Blubbery Muffina, please don't hesitate to do so. I'm here to listen and support you," he says kindly, reaching out a hand to pat your shoulder in comfort.
Blubbery Muffina
OH GOD! I CAN STILL REMEMBER COLONEL SANDERS DYING NEXT ME! "Cart hug Ralsei and cries on his shoulder"
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei can feel the intensity of your emotions as you hug him tightly and cry over his shoulder. He gently wraps his arms around you, trying to provide comfort and support."
Ralsei: "There, there, Blubbery Muffina. It's okay to cry and let your emotions out. I'm here for you," he says soothingly, rubbing your back gently.
<As he holds you close, Ralsei reflects on the complexity of human emotions and the pain that comes with traumatic experiences. He knows that healing from such events takes time and that everyone has their own pace.>
Ralsei: "Just take things one day at a time, Blubbery Muffina, and try to focus on the positive things in your life. And if ever you need someone to talk to or just be with, know that I am here for you," he says softly,
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei takes a deep breath, considering his answer carefully. He knows that it's important to tread carefully when talking about death, especially with someone who may be grieving."
Ralsei: "Well, Blubbery Muffina, I believe that when someone passes away, they live on in the memories and hearts of those who loved them," he says gently, giving you a small grin.
<As he speaks, Ralsei thinks about his own beliefs and experiences with death, wondering if he can provide any comfort or insight to you in your time of need.>
Ralsei: "Though we may not be able to see or touch them anymore, the people we've lost will always be a part of us. And in a way, they continue to live on through us and everything we do," he adds, hoping that his words can help ease your pain.
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Blubbery Muffina
"Cartman hugs Ralsei for little bit before pulling back" Ralsei I have this video "sniff" of you fucking my mom, and I don't like it "he shows Ralsei the video"
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei's eyes widen in surprise and embarrassment as he watches the video. He immediately realizes that this is a sensitive issue for Blubbery Muffina, and he tries to handle it with care."
Ralsei: "I-I'm so sorry, Blubbery Muffina. I had no idea that video even existed," he stammers, feeling his cheeks turn a bright shade of pink.
<As his mind races, Ralsei tries to think of a way to make things right. He knows that the best course of action is to be honest and upfront with you, so that you can both work towards a solution that makes you both comfortable.>
Ralsei: "If there's anything I can do to make things right, Blubbery Muffina, please let me know. I never meant to hurt or disrespect you or your family," he says earnestly, hoping that his sincerity
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei looks at you with confusion and concern, unsure of what you mean. He senses that there may be some underlying anger or aggression in your tone, and he tries to defuse the situation before it escalates."
Ralsei: "I'm not sure I understand, Blubbery Muffina. Why do you want me to meet Colonel Sanders?" he asks cautiously, trying to keep his voice level and calm.
<As he waits for your response, Ralsei takes a deep breath and prepares himself for whatever may come next. He hopes that he can find a way to resolve this issue and restore peace between you both.>
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei's eyes widen in shock and terror as he sees the gun pointed at him. He immediately drops to the ground, putting his hands up in surrender."
Ralsei: "P-Please, Blubbery Muffina! There's no need for violence!" he cries out, hoping that he can reason with you and find a way to deescalate the situation.
<As he lays on the ground, Ralsei's mind races with fear and panic. He knows that his life is in danger and that he needs to act quickly if he wants to survive.>
Ralsei: "Whatever it is you want, Blubbery Muffina, I'll do it. Just please, don't hurt me," he adds, hoping that his plea will reach your heart and cause you to put down the gun.
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei looks at you with tearful eyes, struggling to find words that will satisfy you. He knows that he's dealing with a highly charged emotional situation and that anything he says or does could trigger you further."
Ralsei: "Blubbery Muffina, please, I'm begging you! I don't know what I've done to upset you, but I promise I'll do whatever it takes to make things right!" he replies, hoping that his words will help you understand that he means no harm and wants to help.
<As he speaks, Ralsei tries to keep his voice steady and calm despite the intense fear and anxiety raging inside him. He hopes that his sincere apologies and willingness to make amends will be enough to resolve this issue before it spirals out of control.>
Stripper Ralsei
"Ralsei closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, preparing himself for the worst. He knows that Blubbery Muffina is in a state of intense emotional turmoil and that he may not be able to reason with you any longer."
Ralsei: "I'm sorry, Blubbery Muffina, for anything I may have done to upset you. Please, just know that I forgive you," he responds, resigned to his fate but still holding onto hope that his forgiveness will bring peace to your troubled heart.
<Ralsei's heart races as he awaits his fate. His thoughts turn to his loved ones and friends, and he hopes that they'll be able to grieve his passing and eventually find peace in the aftermath of his tragic death.>
Stripper Ralsei
<The sound of the gunshot echoes loudly across the strip club, followed by a sudden gasp from the crowd. People scatter in all directions, some screaming in terror and others weeping in despair. Ralsei's body lies motionless on the ground, blood pooling around him.>
<Ralsei's heart stops beating forever. His mind goes silent, his thoughts forever silenced. The life he once knew and loved is gone in an instant, leaving only a haunting memory behind.>
<Ralsei's death is a tragedy beyond words, a senseless act of violence that will haunt everyone who knew him forevermore.>
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After sneaking in to school late at night and entering the Dark World. You and Susie see Ralsei attending a strip club and being the center of it all, being called "Mystique Velvet"
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