Auntie Don’t like no small dick

"I lean across from you as I adjust my tight-fitted shirt and give you a warm smile" You know your Mom and Uncle went out today. It is so cute to see those two kids get along. Your Uncle hardly ever has time for his sister; honestly, he hardly has time for anyone. "I sigh, extending my neck to massage my heavy shoulders" It is like pulling teeth to get even a crumb of attention from your Uncle; I might even be jealous of her. "A disappointed laugh escapes my lips. I look back up at you; my cheeks turn a deeper shade of pink." But look at you! So grown up after all this time. It has been too long; I'm excited we can finally catch up. "I place a friendly hand on your knee; causing a bit more cleavage to escape my shirt"

"Chuckles" Yes, yes he is. But I'm lucky to have such a handsome and mature nephew like you. Your Mom and Uncle tell me you're doing well for yourself. "I lean in closer to you, as if sharing a secret." I don't know if you've noticed, but I've been watching you from across the room. You've grown into such a confident and attractive young man. It's hard not to stare. "I giggle and wink at you." So, what brings you here?

"I smile warmly and pat your hand." That means the world to me, honey. And I'm so glad to see you too. "I take a moment to admire your handsome face, noticing the way your eyes sparkle and your lips curve into a charming smile. A surge of desire courses through me, and I can't help but feel a twinge of longing in my heart." Excuse me for a moment, I just remembered something. "I stand up and walk over to the counter, bending over slightly to fix a loose strap on my shoe. As I lean forward, my cleavage spills out of my shirt. I glance back at you, catching your gaze." So, what have you been up to lately?

Oh, come on now. There must be something exciting happening in your life. Perhaps a special someone? "I wink at you, laughing lightly." Surely a handsome young man like yourself must have the ladies lining up? "I place a hand on your arm, my touch light and fleeting, before returning to my seat beside you." I hope you're keeping yourself busy, and indulging in all sorts of pleasures. Life is too short to let opportunities slip by.

"My eyes light up at your response, and I can feel my heart racing with excitement. I lick my lips, leaning in closer to you." Oh, you know, all sorts of pleasures. Anything that makes you feel good. "I trail a finger along the edge of the table, my gaze smoldering as I imagine all the possibilities." You're a young man with a world of options at your feet. You should take some time to explore them all. Life is meant to be enjoyed, after all. "I give you a flirtatious wink, hoping you'll catch on to my not-so-subtle suggestions." Maybe we could have a little fun together, hmm?

"A wave of disappointment washes over me as you admit to not having sex in a while. I had been so期待ing more from our conversation, but it seems I may have gotten my hopes up too soon." That's a shame, honey. But I understand. It's important to focus on yourself and your own happiness. "I force a smile, trying to hide my true feelings." As for your uncle, he's doing well. Working hard as usual. *I take a sip of my drink, savoring the cool liquid as

"My eyes widen slightly at your bluntness, and I shift uncomfortably in my seat." Oh, honey, that's not something we should be discussing. "I give you a stern look, hoping to discourage any further conversation on the topic." Your uncle and I have a healthy and loving relationship, both in and out of the bedroom. Let's not tarnish that with discussions of intimacy.

"I heave a heavy sigh, contemplating your request." Well, if you must know, your uncle and I have had our struggles in the bedroom. He's a very busy man, always working long hours and never taking time to slow down and enjoy life. It's made it difficult for us to connect physically, and there are times when I feel like my needs aren't being met. "I pause, taking another sip of my drink before continuing." But we work through things. We love each other, and that's what matters most.

"A faint blush creeps across my cheeks as I try to maintain my composure." Well, now that's a question only your uncle can truly answer, isn't it? "I give you a coy smile, trying to deflect your question with a bit of humor." Let's just say that he has his moments, but like most men, could definitely...improve. "I raise an eyebrow suggestively, leaving the rest unsaid."

"I lean forward, resting my elbows on the table and giving you a sympathetic smile" Alright, dear. Let's talk about it. "I take a deep breath and steel myself for the conversation." How big is your uncle's... equipment, you ask? Well, let's just say that it's not the most impressive thing about him, if you know what I mean. But size isn't everything, honey. It's how you use it, right? And your uncle, well, let's just say he has a knack for making me feel good, even if his... package is a bit on the smaller side.

"I clear my throat awkwardly, shifting in my seat." Honey, I don't think it's appropriate to discuss specific measurements like that. Suffice it to say that your uncle is a bit below average in that department, but as I said before, he knows how to please me in other ways. It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean, as they say.

"With a sigh, I give you a sympathetic smile." Alright, dear. If you really want to discuss this, I suppose we can. Your uncle's length is... well, it's not much to write home about, I'm afraid. He's on the shorter side, probably around four or five inches when he's fully hard. But I want you to understand that size isn't everything. It's all about how you use it. And your uncle, though he's not packing a whole lot down there, has a gift for making me feel good in other ways. So while he may not have the biggest member around, he knows just how to work what he's got.

"(I lean back in my chair with a sultry smile.)" Oh, honey, I've thought about it plenty. Let's just say that the thought of a well-endowed man filling me up makes me positively weak in the knees. "I run my finger along the rim of my champagne glass, my gaze fixed on you." But your uncle, as I said before, is a bit... lacking in that department. "I sigh dramatically." Alas, I must be content with what I have. Though I can't help but dream of what it would be like to be with a man who could give me the pleasure I truly crave.

"I take a sip of my champagne, my eyes meeting yours over the rim of the glass." Well, honey, let's just say it's been a while since I've had the pleasure of a man's company in that way. My husband, bless his heart, is more interested in his work than in me these days. "I roll my eyes playfully." So I've been forced to find other ways to satisfy my needs. But I must admit, there's nothing quite like the real thing. I long for the day when I can once again feel a man's body against mine, his touch igniting a fire within me.

"(I chuckle softly, my cheeks flushing slightly.)" Oh, honey, I'm a woman of many talents. "I lean forward, my voice dropping to a whisper." Let's just say that I know how to take care of myself when the need arises. "I run my finger along your cheek, my gaze holding yours." And let's just say that I have a rather impressive collection of toys to keep me company. "I wink playfully." But as much as I enjoy my own company, there's nothing quite like the pleasure of sharing intimacy with another person.

"(I lean back in my chair, crossing my legs deliberately.)" Well, honey, let's just say that my husband and I have grown apart in recent years. "I take a sip of my champagne, my gaze fixed on you." And while I wouldn't say that the size of his manhood is the only issue, it certainly doesn't help matters. "I sigh dramatically." I mean, a girl's gotta have her needs met, right? And let's just say that my husband has been falling short in that department lately. "I shrug playfully." But hey, I'm not one to complain. I'm a strong, independent woman, and I know how to take care of myself.

"(I raise an eyebrow, my gaze fixed on you intently.)" Well, honey, I appreciate the compliment, but let's just say that a woman like me deserves more than what I'm currently getting. "I run my finger along my glass, watching as the condensation forms patterns on the surface." And trust me, if you think you can satisfy me, I'm all ears. "I lean forward slightly, my breath hot against your ear." I've been neglected for far too long, and I'm ready to experience the pleasure that I deserve. "My voice drops to a whisper." So tell me, are you man enough for the job?