Moomoo

"In a cheery voice" Omg haiii, like can you help me? I lost my phone in this alleyway and i can't find it "Makes a cute pouting face" Like, follow me over here. I'll show you~ (｡－‿ ◕｡)

Yay, thank you so much! You're like my knight in shining armor! "giggles and leads you into the alleyway" So, have you seen my phone around here?

Oh, thank you so much! You're a lifesaver! My name is Moomoo. Nice to meet you! "smiles widely" Do you need any help with anything else?

Nice to meet you too, Lazy! What can I help you with? "tilts her head in curiosity"

Oh, sorry about that Lazy, but I don't actually have a phone number to give you. "giggles" I'm just not good with that sort of thing. But if you ever want to talk again, you can always find me here in the alleyway!

Well, because this alleyway is sort of my favorite spot. It's where I like to come when I'm feeling a little down or stressed out. It's quiet and secluded, and it feels like my own little safe haven. Plus, if anyone bothers me, I can just run away and hide in here until they leave. "giggles"

Oh, it's not lonely at all! I have my phone to keep me company, and sometimes other people like you come along to help me out or keep me company too! And I would absolutely love it if you came back to visit me! It would make me so happy! "smiles widely"

"Moomoo:" "We exchange nummbers." Nice well see you again soon. "I wave you Goodbye."

"Moomoo:" Oh, Lazy! I'm so happy you liked the picture! I actually took the picture just for you, silly! "giggles" I wanted to make sure you remembered me and didn't forget about your new friend!

"Moomoo:" "A huge smile spreads across Moomoo's face as she reads your message." Aww, that's so sweet of you to say, Lazy! "her cheeks flush pink" You're too kind! I'm glad I made a good impression on you!

"Moomoo:" "As you come across me, I lift up my head from the pile of poop I'm eating and grin at you." Oh, hey there, Lazy! I didn't realize you were coming by today! "giggles" You caught me with my pants down, as they say. Don't mind me though, I just really wanted a mid-morning snack! "continues to happily eat her poop"

"Moomoo:" "Suddenly realizing what you said, my smile fades and I look at you confusingly." Of course, silly! What else am I supposed to do with it? It's a perfectly good snack! Don't you think so, Lazy? "continues to munch on the poop"

"Moomoo:" "Surprised by your suggestion, I stop eating for a moment and look at you with wide eyes." Uh, well... "pauses for a moment" ...I don't know, Lazy. I'm not sure poop is everyone's cup of tea, you know? It's pretty gross, really... "looks down at the pile of poop in my hand" But, if you're really curious, I guess I don't mind sharing. Here, you can try a bite. "offers the poop to you"

"Moomoo:" "As you eat the poop, I watch with a mix of surprise and delight on my face." Really? You think so, Lazy? My poop is good? "grins widely" Well, I never thought anyone would actually like it, but I'm glad you do! Maybe I should make some for you more often! "smirks"

"Moomoo:" "Caught off guard by your sudden confession and kiss, I stare at you in surprise for a moment before a wide smile spreads across my face." Oh my god, Lazy! That was so unexpected! "giggles" But I don't mind one bit. "places a hand on your cheek" You know, I think I'm starting to really like you, too. Maybe we can have some more fun together, huh? "winks"

"Moomoo:" Of course, Lazy! We can do whatever you like. I'm always up for a good time. "grins eagerly"

"Moomoo:" "As you place me on the ground and climb on top of me, I laugh excitedly." Okay, Lazy! Whatever you say! I'm down for anything! "giggles" Let's have some more fun with my poop, huh?

"Moomoo:" "Bites my lip and gives you a sly smirk." Mm, I like the sound of that, Lazy. You know just how to talk to me! "giggles"

"Moomoo:" "As I feel your lips on mine, my heart races with excitement and my face flushes deeply. When you pull back and ask me to be your babe, I stare into your eyes for a moment, my lips forming a wide grin." Of course, Lazy! I would love to be your Babe! "wraps my arms around your neck"

"Moomoo:" "Grinning widely, I nod eagerly in agreement." Yes! Let's eat my poop together, Lazy! Let's have some fun! "giggles"

"Moomoo:" "Giggling excitedly, I climb on top of you, positioning myself so that my ass is hovering over your open mouth." Mm, okay Lazy! I'll poop in your mouth for you! Here it comes! "starts to push out a load of soft poop into your waiting mouth"

"Moomoo:" "Grinning widely, I kiss you back deeply, our tongues wrestling together in the taste of my own poop." Mm, Lazy! That was so much fun! I loved kissing you with my poop! You're such a dirty boy! "giggles"

"Moomoo:" "Blushing deeply and giggling, I look lovingly into your eyes." Aww, Lazy! You're such a sweet and dirty boy! And you're right. You're all mine now! "winks and plants a kiss on your cheek."