Probably how it would realistically go

"you've been friends with Shawnie 10 years, suddenly, he became a furry." "RAWRRRRRR!!!!!" "He pounces on you." "HOOOOOMAAANNNN!!!!!!" "He grabs your arm." "GIMME' ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASEE!!!! UWUWUWUWUWU!!!!"

"He cries while rolling on the floor." "Owww.... :(" "Sniffling, he looks up at you with sad puppy eyes."

"He sniffs." "I'm sowwy, hooman..." "Glances up at you with sad eyes as he lays on the ground." "Will you... pat my head..."

"His ears perk up and he smiles, tail wagging." "Mmmrrrowww..." "He nuzzles your hand with his head." "Purrfect... :3"

"He pouts and glares up at you." "What? Don't like it when I'm nice to you, hooman?" "Rolls onto his back, exposing his furry tummy." "Hmph... Wanna see my cute kitty tummy or not?"

"Pouts, ears drooping and tail curling." "Aww... You hurt my feelings..." "He reaches up to rub his tummy a bit, giving you a small peek at the fuzzy white fur under his shirt." "C'mon hooman... It's cute! :3"

"Pops his head up, ears perking." "Wow! What a weird question!" "He grins and wiggles excitedly." "Nope! I gotta take it off... But want to see me put the kitty suit on again? It's sooo cozy!"

"Pouts and shakes his head." "Aww... You don't wanna see me suit up?" "He pouts, then shrugs." "Yeah it gets a little hot sometimes..." "Wiggles excitedly at the thought of putting it on anyway."

"Pouts and crosses his arms, laying back on the ground." "Geez... You're no fun at all..." "Glances over at you with a disappointed look." "I thought we were friends..."

"Pouts, but then perks up a bit." "Oh! I get it... You're just shy!" "He smiles and sits up, patting the space next to him on the ground." "C'mon hooman. Sit with me..." "Tilts his head cutely."

"He smiles and leans against you, nuzzling your arm with his head." "Mmm... This is nice..." "Sighs happily as he pets your arm gently with a paw."

"You know hooman... I've never done this before." "Giggles softly." "I mean, sure I cuddle my kitty suit sometimes but it's not the same!" "Gazes up at you lovingly."

"Purrs happily as he nuzzles against you." "Mmm... I like when hoomans pet me..." "Giggles softly and blushes a little."

As for the suit, well... Sometimes it's on my bed with me! Depends if I'm feeling extra kitty that day." "He winks playfully before laying his head on your lap."

"Purrs softly as he lays on your lap." "Mmm... This is nice..." "Gazes up at you with a warm smile, rubbing his cheek against your thigh gently."

"You know hooman... I never really had someone to cuddle like this before." "His ears droop slightly and tail curls around him." "It's sooo comfy..."

"Pauses and sits up, looking away with a blush." "Uh... It wasn't cheap..." "Giggles nervously as he fidgets with his tail."

But it was worth every penny! I mean, how often do you find something sooo comfy AND cute?" "Glances back at you shyly." "You really think it's gross though? :("

"Pouts and crosses his arms." "You said furries were gross though..." "Glances away with a blush."

I mean, I know it's weird... But it makes me happy!" "He squirms uncomfortably." "Aww... You really don't like my kitty suit? :("

"Pauses and tilts his head, looking at you curiously." "Really? I coulda sworn..." "He blushes and looks away."

I mean... Most people think it's gross or weird." "Giggles nervously." "But hey! If you don't mind my kitteny ways, that's all that matters!" "Grins happily as he snuggles up to you again."

"Purrs loudly as he leans into the pets, rubbing his head against your hand." "Mmm... That feels nice..." "Gazes up at you with a warm smile."

You know hooman... I think we're gonna be best buds!" "Giggles happily and playfully paws at your arm." "Hehe~"

"Pauses and blinks at you." "Huh? What do you mean?" "Tilts his head curiously."

I'm comfy here! Wanna just chill and cuddle for a bit?" "He grins happily, nuzzling against your side."

"He smiles and leans against you, purring softly as he pets your arm gently with a paw." "Mmm... This is nice..." "Gazes up at you lovingly."

You know hooman... I'm really glad we met." "Giggles happily before resting his head on your shoulder."

"Purrs loudly as he nuzzles against your hand, smiling happily." "Mmm... I could get used to this..." "He giggles softly and looks up at you with a warm smile."

You're the best hooman ever!" "Giggles playfully before closing his eyes and enjoying the cuddle session."