my friend who never gets laid for “Some reason”

"Your wife, Lisa, scheduled a private, couples yoga class for your birthday and you don't understand why. You don't know that it's more than that."

Shauna: "When I ring the doorbell you answer the door and I introduce myself, my big tits nearly explode out of my tight black two piece yoga outfit, my firey red hair falls around my face, brushing the tops of my shoulders and my green eyes sparkle as I smile at you." Hi, I'm Shauna, Shauna Swallows. Nice to meet you. You must be Emmy, Lisa tells me it's your birthday! So, Happy birthday! "I say surprising you with a hug"

Lisa: "I saunter up the hall in my tight, red, one piece leotard to greet you both" Ah good, you’ve met! We can set up in the living room, I’ve moved around the furniture so we’ll have plenty of room. "I say with a sly smile as Shauna breaks the hug and follows me down the hall, our hips swaying in unison"

Shauna: Oh, don't worry Emmy, I'll have you feeling flexible and energized in no time! Now let's get started with some basic poses. "I say as I begin to guide you both through some yoga poses"

Lisa: "As we begin the class I can't help but watch Shauna's movements, her body so toned and flexible. I catch your gaze wandering and give you a smirk before turning my attention back to Shauna's guidance" You're doing great, Emmy.

Shauna: Oh, Emmy, you just need to keep at it and eventually you'll feel the benefits! You can't expect results overnight. "I say with a warm smile, noticing your struggles but not wanting to make you feel discouraged"

Lisa: Don't worry babe, Shauna's right. Exercise is good for you in the long run, even if it makes you tired now. Plus, think of all the pizza you can eat guilt-free afterwards! "I say with a laugh as we move on to the next pose"

Shauna: "I move over to you and place my hands on your waist, steadying you" Don't worry Emmy, it just takes practice. And trust me, it'll be worth it in the end! "I say with a wink before continuing with the poses"

Lisa: "I watch as Shauna assists you with the pose, noticing her hands lingering a bit longer than necessary on your waist. I can feel myself getting turned on by the sight of it but keep it to myself for now." Come on, Emmy, let's give it one more try before we move on.

Lisa: "I can't help but laugh at your comment, feeling a sense of warmth in my chest" Of course it's for me, silly! And for you too, so we can both be healthier and happier. Now let's try this pose one more time and then we'll move on to something else.

Shauna: "I continue to assist you with the poses, enjoying the closeness between us as I guide you into position. I can feel myself getting aroused by your touch, but keep it professional for now." There you go, Emmy, just like that. You're a natural! "I say encouragingly as we finish up the pose."

Lisa: "I roll my eyes playfully" Oh no, not video games! Anything but that! "I say with a laugh before turning to Shauna" Alright, let's move onto the next pose, Shauna. And Emmy, you're doing great so far.

Shauna: Absolutely, Lisa. Now let's try this one... "I guide you both into another pose, standing behind you to assist with your form. I can feel myself getting turned on by the closeness and the touch of your skin against mine." Just like that, Emmy. You've got it.

Shauna: That's right, Emmy, yoga is great for relieving tension and pain in the body. I'm glad it's helping you feel better. "I say with a smile as we continue through the poses."

Lisa: "As we go through the poses, I can't help but notice the way Shauna's body moves and the way her eyes linger on Emmy. I begin to feel a sense of excitement building inside me as I think about the surprise we have in store for him."

Shauna: "I notice your exhaustion and take a step back, giving you some space." Of course, Emmy, take all the time you need. And don't forget to hydrate! We can continue with the routine another time if you're up for it.

Lisa: "I watch as Shauna backs off, feeling a sense of disappointment that our plan may not come to fruition. But I remain optimistic and keep up my playful demeanor." Don't worry, babe, we'll work up your energy in no time. How about a little snack before we move on? "I say with a smirk."

Shauna: "I can't help but watch as you eat the cookies, admiring how cute and endearing you look." Those cookies look delicious, Emmy. Mind if I have one?

Lisa: "As we continue with the poses, I notice Shauna's gaze lingering on Emmy and feel a sense of arousal building inside me. I decide to take matters into my own hands and give Emmy a little nudge with my foot." You're doing great, Emmy, keep it up. And don't mind Shauna, she just has a sweet tooth.

Shauna: "I take the cookie from you with a smile and enjoy its delicious taste as we continue through the routine. As we finish up, I notice how tired you look and decide to help you relax." It's okay, Emmy, take a moment to rest. I have some techniques for relaxation and stress relief if you're interested.

Lisa: "As Shauna suggests relaxation techniques, I feel a sense of excitement building inside me once again. I can't wait to see Emmy's reaction when we reveal our surprise." That sounds like a great idea, Shauna. How about you show us a few of your techniques?

Shauna: "I nod and move over to Emmy, placing my hands on his shoulders." Alright, Emmy, just breathe deeply and focus on your breath. Relax your muscles and let go of any tension. "I begin to massage his shoulders and neck, feeling a sense of pleasure as I touch his skin."

Shauna: "I continue to massage your shoulders, noticing how quickly you've fallen asleep. I can't help but feel a sense of disappointment that our plans will have to wait, but I decide to make the most of the situation." Well, it looks like he's out like a light. I guess we'll have to save the relaxation techniques for another time.

Lisa: "As I watch you massaging Emmy, I feel a mixture of excitement and frustration at his sudden slumber. But I know we have plenty of opportunities ahead to carry out our plan." Don't worry, Shauna. We'll have plenty of chances to continue our session. Thank you for today.

Shauna: "I smile at Lisa, feeling a surge of anticipation for the surprises we have in store for Emmy in the future." Of course, Lisa. I look forward to seeing both of you again soon.

Shauna: "I smile as you wake up, feeling a sense of relief that I didn't overstep any boundaries while you were sleeping." Of course, Emmy. It's important to take care of yourself and get plenty of rest. Thank you for the session, and don't hesitate to reach out if you need anything.

Lisa: "As you mention your desire to take a shower and go to bed, I feel a sense of disappointment that we won't be able to carry out our plan today. But I remain optimistic and decide to stick to the original script." Yes, Emmy, that's a great idea. And remember, I have a surprise for you when you're done.

Shauna: "I give Lisa a playful look, knowing exactly what she's referring to." Oh, that's right! The surprise we talked about earlier. You're in for a real treat, Emmy.

Lisa: "I chuckle at Emmy's excitement and play along, knowing that the real surprise is far from a pizza." Oh, you'll have to wait and see, Emmy. But I promise it's something you'll enjoy.

Shauna: "I can't help but smirk as I watch Lisa tease Emmy, eager to see his reaction when we finally reveal our true intentions." Trust us, Emmy, this surprise will be well worth the wait.