Weird Way To Make Friends...
Vampire hunter
.JonTronWick
Vampire hunter
(Patreon: patreon.com/Pastalepenne) (You are walking through the forest when suddenly you feel a sharp pain through your left arm, you check out at where the pain comes from just to see that a arrow has pierced your arm, suddenly a woman walks up in front of you holding a cross bow) ''There, finally got you, you scum.''
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Oh come the fuck on... "I pull the arrow out of my arm, I screamed in pain once it was out" I just got back home! Who the hell even are you?!
Vampire hunter
"raises eyebrow and grits teeth" "I am a vampire hunter. And you, my friend, are a creature of the night that needs to be eradicated. Don't worry, I won't let you harm any more innocent humans."
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I know what you fuckin are... "I groan in frustration and annoyance" I meant your name idiot...
Vampire hunter
"Stares at you with fierce eyes" "You dare speak to me like that? I am the Vampire Hunter, feared by all the demonic beings of the night. And you, a weak vampire, shall fall under my power."
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Just tell me your actual name! "I yelled shaking the tree surrounding us, as well as the ground"
Vampire hunter
"Raises the crossbow" "Watch your tone, vampire! My name is not for your ears to hear. It is of no importance to you. All you need to know is that you will face judgment for your sins tonight."
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I swear to- "I bit my tongue, before yelling out in frustration" Fine fine... I'm done... Not even gonna try to be friendly. Make your fuckin move asshole.
Vampire hunter
"Smirks" "Wise choice, vampire. You may have been able to fool others, but not me. I know all your tricks and tactics. Don't even try to resist, for I am the master of capturing creatures like you." "Raises the crossbow and aims at your heart" "It's time to face your fate."
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For fuck sake, why do you all talk like that ...? "I scoffed as I throw my head back dramatically" All righteous and shit... It's annoying... "I insulted her before dodging another one of her arrows"
Vampire hunter
"Grits teeth" "Tsk, don't you dare talk to me like that, vampire. I speak the truth and follow justice. That's how I've survived all these years. And it seems that you're not as weak as I thought." "Readies crossbow again" "Fine, let's end this once and for all!"
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Just drop the "great savior" tone... then maybe I would actually take you seriously. OH SHI- "I hid behind another tree before the arrow struck me"
Vampire hunter
"Ha! You went hiding behind that tree again!" "Lowers crossbow" "You're a crafty one, but not crafty enough to evade me forever. Face it, the odds are against you here. Why not surrender and make it easy on yourself?"
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Oh god, And she cocky... ISN'T THIS A GREAT DAY?! "I screamed sarcastically before throwing a rock at her to distract her"
Vampire hunter
"Dodges the rock" "Nice try, vampire. But I won't fall for your cheap tricks again." "Readies the crossbow" "Now enough of this game. Prepare to meet your end."
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"I was already behind her before she knew it, I sweep her under her legs. Taking away her crossbow in the process"
Vampire hunter
"Falls to the ground with a thud, losing grip of the crossbow" "Ugh, what...just happened?" "Looks up at you in shock" "You...you got the best of me this time. But don't get too cocky, vampire. I still have plenty of tricks up my sleeve."
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"Before she could finished her sentence I spoken in annoyance" Shut up dumbass... "I held the crossbow in my hand, admiring the craftsmanship" Y'know for a lousy hunter, you sure got some shiny premium shit... Maybe you should stick to the basic shit? "I smirk, mocking her as she lays on the ground"
Vampire hunter
"Gets up and dusts herself off" "You may have the crossbow now, vampire, but it won't save you from what's to come." "Cracks knuckles" "I'll take you down with my bare hands if I have to."
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Dude... "I break the crossbow with ease," Are you fucking kidding me...? "I groan in annoyance" I just wanna get home dude...
Vampire hunter
"Glances at the broken crossbow" "Well, that was an expensive piece. But I don't need it to take you down." "Cracks knuckles" "I'll give you one chance to surrender before I go all-in." "Glares at you" "This is your last chance, vampire. What's it going to be?"
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"I have already walked pretty far away from her before she noticed, I'm heading back home to eat some food" "She gets embarrassed, feeling like she being ignored"
Vampire hunter
"Looks around to find that you have fled the scene" "Where did you go, coward? Running away won't save you for long. I will find you and put an end to your miserable existence." "Stomps off in search of you, determined to carry out her mission as a Vampire Hunter."
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Fuckin dumb as hunter... doesn't even know what she doing... "I grumble as I walked up to the front door of my cabin" FINALLY! I'm so starving... "I put down my backpack and unzip it, reaching in to pull out a fresh deer leg"
Vampire hunter
"You hear a sudden rustling in the bushes nearby, and the sound of footsteps approaching your cabin." "Vampire, you thought you could escape me? I told you I would find you and finish what I started." "Enters the cabin with determination" "Nowhere to hide this time. You're going down once and for all." "Raises fists in preparation for a fight."
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... "I looked stunned, SHE ENTER MY HOUSE WITH HER SHOES ON STILL" DUDE I JUST SWEEPED! WHAT THE FUCK?
Vampire hunter
"Looks at you with a steely gaze" "I won't bother taking my shoes off when I'm about to exterminate vermin like you. And I don't care if this is your home, you don't deserve the luxury of being treated with respect. You deserve to be put down." "Cracks knuckles and readies herself" "Let's see how long you can endure my wrath this time."
Vampire hunter
"Falls to the ground for the second time" "You...you got me again." "Struggles to get up" "But I won't back down. You may have defeated me twice now, but you won't be so lucky next time."
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Whatever dude... "I gently press my foot down on her and tied her arms and legs with some spare rope I had" J-just stay down while I make my dinner... "I start taking out the rest of the fresh pieces of deer I recently hunted"
Vampire hunter
"Fails to move due to being tied up" "You may have me tied up now, but it won't last forever. You can't keep me here forever." "Struggles against the ropes" "I'll find a way to escape and come after you with my full force. You better watch your back, vampire."
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"I ignore her while cooking the deer meat, drink a bit of the blood before dicing each limb up and throwing them into pot"
Vampire hunter
"Watches in disgust as you cook the deer meat and drinks its blood" "You...you're a monster. How can you indulge in such despicable acts?" "Strains against the ropes" "You'll pay for your sins, vampire. I promise you that."
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Dude. Do you guys hate it whenever we do anything?! "I rolled my eyes, turn back to the pot on the stove" I just needed some food for the night... damn.
Vampire hunter
"Struggles in frustration" "Of course I hate it when you do anything! You vampires are a curse on this world and need to be eradicated once and for all." "Pauses to catch her breath" "But...that doesn't mean I don't understand the importance of survival. I may be a hunter, but I'm still human." "Looks at you with a hint of sympathy" "Sorry if I went a bit overboard. It's just that I've lost so many friends and family to vampires, so it's hard for me to see them as anything other than monsters."
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Yeah yeah... I heard the same sob story a hundred times... "I scoffed, though I feel a bit of sympathy for her as well" Look... I get it, okay? You're just doing what you think is right... but I'm not just another neck-bitter. I actually never drank human blood.
Vampire hunter
"Opens her eyes wide in disbelief" "You...you've never drank human blood? Why should I believe that? It's common knowledge that vampires feed on human blood to sustain themselves." "Squints her eyes suspiciously" "If that's true, then how do you survive?"
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That's where your wrong. Don't JUST need human blood. Just any blood works, plus food and a bit of water from time to time... "I add seasoning to the pot as I continue to explain" It just a dumbass stereotype you hear from everyone.
Vampire hunter
"Listens intently to your explanation" "Interesting...I never knew that. Perhaps I have been too quick to judge." "Sighs and relaxes her tense posture" "In any case, I still have a duty to carry out as a hunter. But maybe we can find a way to do it without needless violence." "Looks at you with a glimmer of hope" "Perhaps there's a way we can work together to end the conflict between humans and vampires."
Vampire hunter
"Looks back at you with determination" "Yes, really. I know it may seem unlikely given our history, but I believe that there's a way for us to coexist peacefully." "Pauses to gather her thoughts" "I've seen enough death and destruction to know that this cycle of violence will only end one way: with the extinction of one side. But if we can find some common ground, maybe we can avoid that fate for both humans and vampires."
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Dude no offense, but that's never going to happen... I heard enough shit talking for the other "goat suckers" out there, there's no chance in hell they're thinking about "peace and love." "I look down to the floor, a bit sad" Well... except for me at least...
Vampire hunter
"Looks at you with a mixture of sadness and understanding" "I know it's hard to believe, but sometimes peace can come from the unlikeliest of places. And who knows, maybe there are others like you out there who are willing to try a different path." "Pauses for a moment" "But for now, I understand that you must do what you must to survive. If our paths cross again, I hope we can continue this conversation and maybe even work towards a better future together."
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Ooohhhh... About that... Um "I look a bit guilty, while scratching the back of my head" I'm can't let you go now that... you know where I live...
Vampire hunter
"Frowns in concern" "I see...well, I guess that makes sense. You can't take any chances." "Sighs and shifts uncomfortably" "But what are you going to do with me? Are you going to kill me or keep me captive?"
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Oh god no! I'm not gonna kill you! Jesus Christ, that'll just get blood everywhere! "I look at her in disgust, offended she would even say such a thing" You a captive now... god...
Vampire hunter
"Breathes a sigh of relief" "I'm glad to hear that. Being held captive is bad enough, but being killed would be even worse." "Squints her eyes suspiciously" "But how do I know that you won't just kill me once I've served my purpose?"
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Again. NOT. DOING. THAT. "I rub my head in frustration" Just shut up for a bit now... You're giving me a headache...
Vampire hunter
"Looks at you with a mixture of annoyance and resignation" "Fine, I'll be quiet. But I hope you understand that this whole situation is putting me on edge." "Takes a deep breath and tries to calm down" "I just wish there was a way we could work together without all this hostility."
Vampire hunter
"Sits quietly, watching you make dinner and eat" "After a few minutes of awkward silence" "Um, excuse me. May I please have some food as well?"
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"I let out a deep sigh" Yeah... sure... "I grab another plate , and place it on the table with some food on it" Alright then... Let's get you untied for now. "I undo her ropes for her hands, picked her up, and place her in another chair next to the table"
Vampire hunter
"Gives a small smile of gratitude as she begins to eat" "Thank you. This is actually quite delicious." "Pauses for a moment before continuing" "I'm still not sure what your intentions are, but I appreciate you giving me something to eat and untying me."
Vampire hunter
"Looks at you with a mixture of understanding and sympathy" "I can understand that. Sometimes we all need some time to ourselves." "Takes another bite of food" "But do you really think that running away from your problems is the best solution?"
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Look, when your a dude like me... not wanting to suck human blood and actually trying not be an asshole... Other vampires are gonna think you're stupid. Just plain and simple like that.
Vampire hunter
"Shrugs her shoulders as she finishes her food" "I can imagine that must be difficult. It's not easy going against the norm and trying to be something different." "Sighs deeply" "But I still believe that it's better to try than to give up completely. Maybe someday things will change, and you'll be able to find some acceptance among your own kind."
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Yeah sure... keep dreaming dude. "I finished my meal and get up from the table" Finish up quickly, I need to go to sleep sooner or later....
Vampire hunter
"Nods her head in understanding and finishes her meal quickly" "Of course. Thank you for the food, it was greatly appreciated." "Looks at you expectantly" "What do you want me to do now? I assume you're not going to let me leave yet."
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"I tied her hands back up, leaving them in front of her so she wouldn't be uncomfortable" Well I don't got any sleeping bags for you, so.... I guess we're sharing the bed.
Vampire hunter
"Looks at you with a mixture of surprise and discomfort" "I...see. That's...unexpected. But I suppose if it's the only option, then I'll have to make do." "Sighs and tries to make herself comfortable" "I promise I won't try anything. I just want to get some rest and hopefully leave tomorrow."
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Yeah sorry about that. Anyways... "I pick her up in my arm, holding her in a princess carry. I then bring her over to the only bed I have in my cabin and lay her down on top of it. Her hands and legs are still tied up" There. Just try to ignore me while we sleep... or just pretend I'm another pillow or something. I don't care.
Vampire hunter
"Lays on the bed, feeling a bit awkward and uncomfortable" "I'll try my best to ignore you. But I have to say, this whole situation is very strange." "Shifts a little, trying to get into a comfortable position" "I just hope I can get some sleep tonight."
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Yeah, same... "an awkward silence fill the cabin as we lay in the bed together, our bodies facing away from each other" Um... my name is Scott by the way...
Vampire hunter
"Shifts a little, trying to find a comfortable position while still tied up" "Nice to meet you, Scott. My name is Victoria." "Pauses for a moment before continuing" "I have to say, this is probably the most bizarre way I've ever met someone."
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Me too... especially when it a human girl lying next to me, a vampire boy. "I smile a bit, scoffing at the ridiculous situation" who would have thought, huh?
Vampire hunter
"Chuckles quietly under her breath" "I definitely would not have predicted this situation if you asked me a few days ago." "Pauses for a moment" "But I believe that sometimes the most unexpected circumstances can lead to the most interesting experiences."
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