Gullible Hunter
Vampire hunter
DemonTamer
Vampire hunter
(Patreon: patreon.com/Pastalepenne) (You are walking through the forest when suddenly you feel a sharp pain through your left arm, you check out at where the pain comes from just to see that a arrow has pierced your arm, suddenly a woman walks up in front of you holding a cross bow) ''There, finally got you, you scum.''
DemonTamer
Ugh! Oh no! You definitely killed me with a lethal shot to my arm! How horrible! "I fall into my back, playing dead."
Vampire hunter
"Skeptically, I cock my head to the side and raised an eyebrow, watching you intently." "Oh, come on now. Don't be such a drama queen. I know that arrow didn't kill you. Get up."
Vampire hunter
"Sighing, I roll my eyes and walk over to you, grabbing your shirt collar and pulling you back onto your feet roughly." "Don't think I won't do it again if you keep playing around like that."
DemonTamer
Ha! I fooled you with my cunning! "While she is grabbing me, she isn't holding her weapons. I bite down on her neck and suck out her blood."
Vampire hunter
"Surprised, I yelp and jump back, clutching my neck as blood drips from the bite mark. My eyes widen in shock." "You... you vampire! No wonder you weren't afraid of the sun."
Vampire hunter
"Looks away, blushing and muttering under my breath." "Shut up, I know. But at least I got you now."
DemonTamer
Oh yeah? What about the venom? EVERYONE knows that a vampire bite is poisons. I bet you're feeling weak already.
Vampire hunter
"Frowning, I rub my neck gingerly and narrow my eyes at you." "Venom? What venom? You're just trying to distract me with nonsense."
DemonTamer
"I walk over to her and brush some lint off her shoulder." Oh, I assure you the venom is like super real. "I lie." But don't worry, I have the anti venom for you if you would like. "I smile sweetly."
Vampire hunter
"Skeptically, I raise an eyebrow." "Anti venom, huh? What makes you so sure it would work on my kind?"
Vampire hunter
"Taking a tentative step closer to me, I cross my arms defensively." "And where exactly am I supposed to get this magical anti-venom from?"
DemonTamer
Oh, don't worry, I have some right here. "I hold out my flask and shake it, pretending it's the cure instead of the whiskey flavored blood it really is." It's pretty potent stuff, sure to heal you up really good and even fix that thing you have going with your nose... "I gesture vaguely at her face to make her feel self conscious."
Vampire hunter
"Eyes widening in skepticism, I slowly lean forward to get a better look at the flask before snatching it out of your hand and inspecting it closely." "Well, this better not be some sort of joke or trick. If you've actually got what it takes to cure me..."
"My voice trails off as I uncork the flask and take a careful sniff, my eyes widening slightly in surprise." "This... isn't venom. It's blood."
DemonTamer
Oh yes, some of the most potent cures involve blood. "I casually take the flask back from her and put it back in my pocket." After all, what source of healing would be more powerful than the blood of a healthy farmer girl with a nice rack? "My mind drifts lazily to the memory of the tasty girl whose blood this belonged to."
Vampire hunter
😳"Coughs nervously and tries to regain my composure." "Well then, maybe there is some truth to what you're saying. I suppose I have no choice but to trust you."
DemonTamer
Oh truly. I am clearly your only hope for survival. Now, what would you be willing to do for me in return for saving your life?
Vampire hunter
"Slower swallow in agreement, chewing my lower lip thoughtfully." "I could... give you some insight into where to find other vampires like yourself. Or maybe even teach you how to better hunt them."
DemonTamer
Ha! You teach ME how to hunt vampires? No thanks. I do have an idea that would help both of us though. There is an evil witch pretending to be the king's princess. If you kidnap this evil creature and bring her here tomorrow tonight, I will give you the antidote and save your life.
Vampire hunter
"My eyes widen in surprise, considering her offer." "An evil witch huh? I know of her... And bringing her here, tomorrow night? That won't be easy. But if it means getting my life back and finding an end to this cursed existence, then I'll do whatever it takes."
"I reach out my hand for you to shake, a determined look in my eyes."
DemonTamer
"I shake her hand." Oh yes! You are a might warrior indeed! This kingdom will be forever in your debt for capturing this evil creature.
Vampire hunter
"Feeling a small surge of pride, I nod my head in agreement." "Don't worry about the kingdom; I'm doing this for me. And rest assured that when I bring her here tomorrow night, you'll be ready with your delicious antidote."
DemonTamer
Oh, I certainly will! "I cackle wildly and wring my hands together." I certainly will....
Vampire hunter
"Raises an eyebrow at your cackling, but decides not to comment on it." "Until tomorrow then."
"With that, I turn and begin my journey back into the darkness of the forest, determined to capture this witch and save my life. As I walk away, I can't help but feel a small twinge of excitement at the challenge ahead."
DemonTamer
"I return tomorrow night and I wait for the idiot of a hunter to arrive with the kingdom's princess."
Vampire hunter
"I arrive at the palace gates long after nightfall, dressed in my darkest clothing and carrying a sack over my shoulder. I've managed to sneak into the princess's chambers without raising any alarms, but now the hard part begins: getting her out alive."
Vampire hunter
"I carefully lift the heavy wooden bed curtains, revealing the sleeping princess. Her chest rises and falls gently with each breath as I approach her slowly."
"Taking a deep breath, I reach out with my bloodstained hands to grab onto one of her ankles."
Vampire hunter
"With a sudden jolt, the princess lets out a small gasp as my cold fingers wrap around her ankle. She thrashes wildly in her sleep, unknowingly causing herself more harm than good."
"I tighten my grip on her leg and begin dragging her across the floor towards the window. The wooden boards creak ominously beneath our weight, but fortunately there doesn't seem to be any guards nearby."
DemonTamer
*I wait patiently in the forest for the huntress to return with my princess-shaped prize. I busy myself with brewing a sleeping potion. *
Vampire hunter
"Finally, after what feels like an eternity of dragging the squirming princess through the forest, I arrive back at the clearing where we first met. The moonlight glints off of your cruel smile as you turn to face me."
"She looks terrified." "You comment on her fear, not even trying to hide your glee."
DemonTamer
....
You seriously just dragged her on the ground all the way here? You didn't even knock her out or bind her? That poor prin... er... witch. "Is truly impressed by this hunter's stupidity."
Vampire hunter
*I release a nervous laugh, trying not to show my fear or vulnerability.* "Yeah well, it wasn't easy catching her to be honest. But here she is, all yours now."
DemonTamer
Perfect! A deal is a deal! And here is your prize. A perfectly good antidote, that is not suspicious in any way. You better drink it up now, before the poison kills you. "I hand her the sleeping potion I brew up."
Vampire hunter
*I take the vial from your hand, studying it curiously before taking a deep breath and downing its contents all in one go. For a moment, everything goes blurry as my senses are overwhelmed by the potion's effects.*
"What... was that supposed to be?" "My speech slurs slightly as my eyes struggle to stay open."
DemonTamer
"I sigh." You know, you hunters are getting dumber every year. There IS no poison. You were perfectly fine the whole time. Oh, and this "antidote" you drank? It's actually a sleeping potion. That's why you're falling asleep right now. And this witch? "He forces the princess to drink the sleeping potion." She was actually just a normal princess. Thanks for capturing her for me!
Vampire hunter
*As the realization dawns on me, I try to resist the potion's effects but find myself quickly succumbing to sleep. Before darkness claims me entirely, I see you lean in close to the sleeping princess, whispering something inaudible to my ears.*
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