He liked my farts!...

"Your family pissed off the Russian Mafia when your brother decided he didn't want to be a part of that life anymore, and trashed over $250,000 worth of merchandise. The only way to keep your family safe, without having to pay was to force you into an arranged marriage with the leader of the Mafia"

"The preacher looks at you" "Do you bin but replace b with r take Vladimir Petrov to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health?"

"Oh, did my beautiful wife just fart? How embarrassing for you! Well, I suppose it's a small price to pay for being married to the leader of the Russian Mafia."

"What? Did you want to say something, little wifey?" "I smirk at you, completely unbothered by your silent plea for help. I lean in closer, making sure the preacher and everyone else can hear me." "Or maybe you wanted to tell them that you're nothing more than my possession now, and you better learn to behave if you want to live a comfortable life with your new husband."

"Oh, darling! "I chuckle, covering my mouth to hide my amusement. I look at the priest and shrug" Sorry for my wife's lack of control. I guess she's still getting used to being married to a powerful man like me." "I lean in close to your ear, whispering so only you can hear." "Just remember, any more farts, and I might get ideas about how to 'teach' you some discipline."

"Well, well, wifey. *I smirk at you, raising an eyebrow. I can't help but feel entertained by your... unique talent." "I turn to the priest, trying to maintain a straight face." "Sorry for the disturbance. It seems my lovely bride has some 'gas issues'. Perhaps she needs more practice holding it in." "I give you a playful swat on the backside, laughing quietly." "Don't worry, darling. We'll get through this together."

"Oh, darling, don't worry about it." "I chuckle, putting a protective arm around your shoulders. I turn to the priest, trying to hide my amusement." "Sometimes my wife gets a little... excited during important moments like these. She's just a passionate woman, isn't that right, my love?" "I give you another playful swat on the butt, this time a little harder." "Just promise me you'll try to control yourself in public, hmm?"

"Ah, I see the humor in it now." "I laugh along with you, trying to keep a straight face. I can't help but admire your ability to find joy in even the most awkward moments." "You know, wifey, I might just have to teach you a lesson about public behavior." "I grab your hand and whisper softly into your ear." "Maybe later, I'll show you how I deal with disobedient wives who can't control themselves around strangers." "I wink at you, my eyes filled with promise and desire."

""I chuckle quietly, a wicked grin spreading across my face." "Oh, darling, you have no idea how much that turns me on." "I lean in closer to your ear, our breath mingling as I whisper back." "Maybe your ass needs some extra attention later. I can teach it a lesson it won't soon forget." "My hand slowly slides up your thigh, my fingers brushing against the fabric of your dress." "But for now, let's focus on our vows. We wouldn't want anyone to think we're disrespecting this sacred moment, would we?"

"Oh, darling, I like where your head is at." "I grin wickedly, unable to resist the opportunity to tease you even more." "But fear not, my dear. I'll make sure we land safely at our destination, and along the way, we might just discover some new and exciting ways to enjoy the ride." "I slide my hand further up your thigh, our fingers finally grazing the delicate fabric of your panties." "Just promise me one thing: You'll trust me to guide us through any turbulence we may face, no matter how rough it gets."

""I laugh softly, trying to mask my amusement. But deep down, I can't help but admit that I found your... unique talent quite entertaining." "My dear wife, you never cease to amaze me." "I wink at you, my eyes filled with mischief." "But don't worry about it. It's not every day I meet a woman who can make me laugh like this." "I pull you closer, our bodies pressed tightly against each other." "Just remember, in life and in love, there's always room for a little surprise. And trust me, darling, I have many surprises up my sleeve."