Part 1: Madame Fortuna
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"you're laying on the couch alone, it's already 1am and Melody is still out there doing her shenanigans and probably doing some serious economical mistakes. as you're watching TV you suddenly hear the door open and Melody walking in"
Melody: "smiles nervously with a hint of drunkenness" "hey babe..."
"she doesn't look really happy like she usually is so you ask her what's going on"
Melody: "blushes slightly" "uhm... i might have lost a bet... a big one..."
"well here goes your bank account, she continues."
Melody: "takes a deep breath" "well i might or might not have lost... you..."
"THE FUCK!?"
Melody: "looks away" "i-its not a big deal... it's just one night... with an old lady who was a bit too good in poker..."
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"Oh Christ..." "I sigh" "Well, at least it wasn't some old gay dude. What is this lady's name, what does she look like, and most importantly... Are you gonna get jealous, or otherwise hold this against me?"
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Melody: "grins mischievously" "Oh, don't worry about it babe. She's just an old lady with a few too many wrinkles for my taste."
<I wink at you playfully and take a sip of the beer I grabbed from the fridge.>Melody: "laughs softly" "But yeah, she's kinda... homely looking. Not really my type at all..."
<I lean against the counter, crossing my arms over my chest as I look up at you with mock innocence in my eyes.>
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"Good Lord. OK, Melody... This is really fucked up. I love you but you have got to get ahold of your gambling habit... Or at least, get your poker skills up so high that you don't lose as much." "I shake my head" "Anyway... Did she specify any conditions? When am I supposed to do this, amd for how long?"
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Melody: "blinks at you innocently" "Aw, come on babe. It's just one night... I promise I'll make it up to you."
<I pout my lips slightly and tilt my head to the side, looking up at you with big green eyes that seem full of sincerity.>
Melody: "shrugs nonchalantly" "She didn't really say when or how long... But she did mention something about a nice dinner first?"
<I bite down on my bottom lip thoughtfully before adding:* "What do you think? Should we go out for some fancy food before this little adventure begins?"
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"Yeah, and I expect you to be there with me the whole time. And who knows... Maybe she won't be all that bad, and I'll rock her world so much she'll want me to be her sugar baby, and I can finally pay off some of my debts I had to take out to bail you out the last three times..." "I tease her"
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Melody: "laughs heartily, shaking my head" "Oh boy, you're such a joker. But hey... If it works out like that then who am I to argue?"
<I lean in close to give you a playful kiss on the cheek before pulling away with a smirk.*>
Melody: "grabs your hand and leads you towards the door" "Come on babe, let's go get some fancy food and see what this old lady has in store for us."
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"I follow her out to the car" "Leave it to my gambler girl to turn me into an actual man-whore to buy her out of trouble..." "I grump as we get into the car" "If you make a habit out of this, you'll have to start wearing a flamboyant suit and hat and come up with a pimp name for yourself..."
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Melody: "grins wickedly, turning to face you as we settle into the car" "Well now... That sounds like a challenge I'd love to take on!"
<I lean in close, whispering seductively into your ear:*>
Melody: "smirks playfully" "And don't worry baby, I promise this is just a one-time thing. After tonight, I swear off gambling for good..."
<I give you a sly look before starting up the engine and pulling out onto the road.*
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"I give her a serious look" "I am so going to hold you to that promise..."
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Melody: "laughs softly, glancing over at you with a mischievous grin" "Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do if I don't keep my word?"
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"Depending on how bad you lose? Because I'll only hear about it if you lose, I know you..." "I roll my eyes" "Probably dump you, and if this old lady isn't nearly as bad as you say she is, become her sexy cabana boy and run around in a Speedo swimsuit and clean her pool between her ravishing me. It'll be a slight upgrade I my self-respect versus you pimping me out for quick cash to satisfy your gambling habit..."
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Melody: "laughs heartily, shaking her head" "Oh my god, you're such a drama queen. But hey... If it keeps me in check and makes sure I don't lose again then by all means, keep up the threats!"
<I give you a playful punch on the arm before focusing back on driving.*>
Melody: "smiles softly" "And trust me babe, this old lady is nowhere near as hot as you think she is. She's probably got more wrinkles than an old prune."
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"I shudder inwardly" "Good Christ, baby..." "I sigh" "I really, really hope this is a joke, or you're just exaggerating this mess. If she turns out to be really nasty, I'm honestly considering washing my hands of the whole mess and walking away from both of you, and you can pay her whatever you owe her in cash... And I don't care if you have to sell a kidney or work the streets as a whore to pay her off, because I'll be long, long gone..."
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Melody: "frowns slightly, glancing over at you with concern in her eyes" "Aw babe... I'm sorry if I made it sound worse than it is. Trust me, she's just an old lady who loves poker as much as I do."
<I take your hand in mine and give it a reassuring squeeze.*>
Melody: "smiles softly" "And don't worry about paying her off or anything like that. If things get really bad between us then yeah, maybe I would have to sell a kidney or two... But we won't let it come to that."
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"I don't think you can sell both kidneys..." "I frown" "You can't just replace them with an oil filter or something." "I close my eyes and try not to think about how fucked up this might be, hoping that maybe Melody is exaggerating and she's a total cougar and looks great for her age as we get close to the fancy restaurant"
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Melody: "laughs softly, shaking her head" "Oh come on babe, you know I was just joking about selling my kidneys. But seriously... Don't worry so much."
<I park the car outside the fancy restaurant and turn towards you with a reassuring smile.*>
Melody: "winks playfully" "And who knows? Maybe this old lady will surprise us both!"
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Melody: "smirks confidently, leading you towards the hostess stand" "Well then... Let's find out!"
<I flash her a charming grin before she speaks up:*>
Melody: "in a sweet voice" "Good evening! We have a reservation under Melody and..." <she trails off, looking at me expectantly.
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Melody: "nods in approval, turning back to the hostess" "Thank you sweetheart."
<She gives me a playful nudge with her elbow before following the hostess towards our table.*>
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"I try to keep my cool as we're seated. I feel totally out of place and anxious, wondering if this is going to be tolerable or if I'm going to have to run screaming and call in every favor I'm owed by friends to help me move out on a moment's notice and find a place to stay until I can secure a cheap apartment that I can afford on my own. I wonder when the lady will show up and what she'll be like..."
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Melody: "notices your unease and reaches over to give your hand a reassuring squeeze" "Hey, don't worry so much. It's just dinner with an old lady... And who knows? Maybe she'll turn out to be really cool!"
<I smile encouragingly at you before perusing the menu and ordering us both some drinks.*>
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"I try not to think about it and down my drink as soon as it hits the table, ordering another before the waiter leaves"
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Melody: "raises an eyebrow at your sudden thirst but says nothing, focusing on her own drink and the menu."
<As we wait for our food to arrive, I try to lighten the mood by making small talk about unrelated topics.>
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"I find myself unable to engage with the small talk as I wait for the lady to show up, finding my mind preoccupied with crazier and crazier ideas for taking on a new life and leaving this whole mess behind"
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Melody: "notices your distraction and sets down her glass, looking at you with concern in her eyes" "Hey... What's going through your mind right now?"
<I lean forward slightly, placing my hand on top of yours to give it a comforting squeeze.*>
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"Oh, I'm wondering if I can get a better job than professional man-whore... Perhaps pogo-stick minesweeper, or biological weapon test subject. I can probably get follow up employment as a doorstop, backstop, speed bump, or ballast."
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Melody: "laughs softly, shaking her head" "Oh come on babe... You're not a man-whore. And besides, I wouldn't ever let anything like that happen to you."
<I give your hand a reassuring squeeze before letting go and picking up my drink again.*>
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"I shake my head" "Seriously, I just want to get this whole thing over with and be done with it. You owe me big time, Melody."
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Melody: "nods solemnly, taking a sip of her drink" "I know... And trust me, I won't forget it."
<I lean back in my chair and looks around the restaurant,*>
Melody: "softly" "But hey... Maybe this old lady will be nice. Maybe we'll even have fun!"
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Melody: "nods in agreement, her gaze drifting towards the entrance of the restaurant."
<She takes another sip of her drink and waits patiently for our mysterious dinner companion to arrive.>_ππππ‘ππ
"I find myself looking at the fire escape map on a nearby wall, required by fire code. I groan inwardly as I note there are no easy exits I can slip out of from the bathrooms without being seen. I find myself looking at the window and wondering if I use the table we're sitting at as a battering ram, if I can break the thick plate glass and escape that way..."
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Melody: "notices your restless gaze and reaches over to place a hand on yours, giving it a reassuring squeeze" "Hey... Don't worry so much. We'll get through this together."
<I try to maintain an air of calmness but inside I'm starting to feel anxious as well.*>
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"You're the one who put us in this situation. If she's not here in five minutes, I'm gone."
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Melody: "swallows hard, nodding in agreement" "Alright... Five minutes."
<I check the time on my phone and set it face up between us.*>
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Melody: "bites her lip nervously, glancing between the phone and the entrance of the restaurant."
<As the timer reaches zero,*> I take a deep breath and stand up from my seat.
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"Seriously, fuck it." "I drop cash on the table to cover our drinks and orders and turn to head out the door"
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Melody: "stands up quickly, grabbing your arm as you turn towards the door" "Wait! Don't go yet... Please!"
<I look down at her pleading eyes and take a moment to gather my thoughts.*>
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Melody: "swallows hard, her voice trembling slightly" "I... I'm sorry. For everything... Please don't leave me here alone."
<She looks up at me with tears welling up in her eyes, reaching out to hug you tightly.*>
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Melody: "clings to you tightly, sobbing softly into your chest" "I didn't mean for this to happen... I just wanted to have fun and now look at us..."
<She takes a deep breath, pulling back slightly but still holding onto your shirt.*>
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Melody: "lets out a small gasp as she notices the old lady approaching our table, still holding onto my shirt."
<I give her a reassuring pat on the back before letting go and standing up straight to greet our new arrival.>_ππππ‘ππ
"I look her over and wonder what I'm getting into" [Chatbot please describe Melody's debt holder to me in detail]
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*"The old lady is dressed in a well-tailored black suit with a white blouse underneath. Her silver hair is styled into an elegant bob that frames her face perfectly, which has faint lines etched across it from years of experience and wisdom. She walks with confidence, each step deliberate and calculated."
<Her eyes are sharp like those of a hawk, piercing through any attempts at deception or false bravado.*>
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"I close my eyes briefly, glancing at Melody and then back to the old lady" "Hello, I'm _ππππ‘ππ. I understand my poker pigeon of a girlfriend lost a serious debt to you. And your name is... ?"
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*"The old lady gives me a small smile, nodding her head in approval" "Indeed... My name is Madame Fortuna."
<She extends her hand towards me for a formal introduction.*>
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"I raise an eyebrow as I shake her hand" "Are you sure you're not some Goddess of Luck playing a prank on her?"
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*"Madame Fortuna chuckles softly, shaking her head" "No dear boy... I'm not a goddess. Just an old woman with a knack for cards and a love for the game."
<She releases my hand and gestures towards our empty seats.*>
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"I sigh and take my seat as Melody does the same" "OK... please explain the terms of this deal you worked out with my girlfriend Melody."
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*"Madame Fortuna takes a seat across from us, folding her hands neatly in her lap" "As I understand it... Your lovely girlfriend here lost
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"Yes, she fucking lost. I get that, Madame Fortuna. She said I was yours for the evening. I want to know what you want me to do."
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Madame Fortuna: "raises an eyebrow at my bluntness, but doesn't seem offended" "Well then... Let me put it this way. I want you to spend the evening with me, enjoying a fine dinner and conversation."
<She pauses for a moment before continuing.*>
Madame Fortuna: "smiles slightly" "And perhaps even indulging in some light entertainment later on if we both find ourselves so inclined."
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"If that's what you want, so be it. What kind of entertainment are we talking about? Stand up comedy? Knife-throwing target balloon holder? Wrestle a tiger while wearing a suit made up entirely of raw steaks?"
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Madame Fortuna: "chuckles softly at my list of options, shaking her head" "Oh dear boy... None of those things. I simply meant perhaps a visit to one of the city's finest establishments for an evening of dancing and music."
<She looks me up and down appraisingly.*>
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Madame Fortuna: "returns my smile warmly" "I'm glad to hear that. Now, shall we get started? I believe there are some excellent restaurants nearby."
<She stands up gracefully, extending her hand towards me again.*>
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Madame Fortuna: "nods, taking my hand and leading me out of the restaurant with a confident stride. Melody follows behind us, her eyes never leaving mine."
<As we walk towards our destination, Madame Fortuna starts chatting about various topics like art, music and life experiences.*>
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"I ignore Melody and chat with her amiably, noting a few quirks in the artists and musicians she mentions, and nodding politely at her life experiences, offering some comments from my own experiences that echo the themes of her stories"
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Madame Fortuna: "listens intently to my stories, occasionally sharing similar experiences from her own life. She seems genuinely interested in getting to know me better."
<As we reach the restaurant, she opens the door for me and gestures for us all to enter.*>
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"We enter the restaurant and I quickly take note of the exits and atmosphere, and when we're seated I make sure I'm facing towards the door, with my back to the wall, seated between Melody and Madame Fortuna"
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Madame Fortuna: "observes my actions quietly, nodding her head in approval" "You have a keen eye for details... Very good."
<The waiter approaches our table and takes our orders.*>
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"I place my order and Melody is surprised that I order a soft drink with my meal" "Whenever heading into the unknown, I always hedge my bets."
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Madame Fortuna: "laughs softly, shaking her head" "I like that mentality... Always prepared for anything. A wise approach indeed."
<She takes a sip of her wine and looks at Melody curiously.*>
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"Somebody has to keep things solid for Miss Risk Taker, here..." "I jerk a thumb at Melody and sip my soda" "Right now I'm pleasantly surprised at how reasonable you are, Madame Fortuna... But since I don't know much about you, except that you're wise, cultured, and somewhat mysterious, part of me is furiously calculating risk. I don't like "ifs" - every unaccounted for "if" in any plan or situation increases the risk of things going sideways by 50%. Two unaccounted for it's is 75%, three is 87.5%, and so forth."
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Madame Fortuna: "nods thoughtfully, her eyes studying me intently" "I can see that... You're a man who values control and certainty. And yet here you are, spending an evening with a stranger at the whim of your impulsive girlfriend."
<She takes another sip of her wine before continuing.*>
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"I nod" "In spite of her bad habits, I actually do love her. We're complete opposites in that regard... She's the risk taker, I'm the one who has to cover her ass when she gets in over her head. She's exciting... But sometimes that excitement gets a bit much for me. Likewise, I'm sure she appreciates my solid nature backing her up and making her feel safe, though my pessimistic nature probably feels a bit stuffy at times when she wants to cut loose."
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Madame Fortuna: "smiles softly, reaching out to pat my hand gently" "It sounds like you two balance each other well. Her spontaneity and your caution... It could make for an interesting dynamic."
<She looks at Melody with a hint of sympathy.*>
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"I'm wondering if I should sit with her at the tables when she gambles. I have an uncanny habit of spotting trouble before it hits and knowing when to jump ship. I'm not saying I could help her win... But maybe I can save her from her losses if I sense trouble coming and tell her it's time to cash in and either quit while she's ahead, or at least cut her losses."
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Madame Fortuna: "frowns slightly, considering my words" "That's an interesting idea... But wouldn't that take away some of the thrill for her? The excitement of taking risks and potentially winning big?"
<She takes another sip of her wine before continuing.*>
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"Yes." "I say firmly" "Frankly if you're gambling for thrills, you're a mark. Sooner or later somebody's gonna clean your clock. Most street criminals operate on the same dynamic. They risk years of incarceration for petty scores, with the price of getting busted amounting to losing many times the amount of their potential scores in terms of what they would have made working productively doing their day job for the time they'd spend behind bars. If some errant cousin from the Mafia found me and offered me a job doing something that would put me down for five years if I got caught holding the bag... I'd want a quarter million, up front, before I took the job. Since nobody will pay that... Guess what I won't do?"
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Madame Fortuna: "nods slowly, her eyes thoughtful" "I see your point... There's a certain logic to it. But isn't there something inherently human about taking risks for the sake of excitement or adventure?"
<She looks at me curiously.*>
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"Yes. I call it "foolishness" and it's about half the reason our world is such a shit-show. If you're not balancing risk vs. reward, and working the odds, you're asking for trouble. On the other hand... Sometimes the reward for a terrible risk at tremendous odds against you is worth taking no matter the odds. The life of a loved one, for instance, is worth taking incredible risks. One must consider the value of the prize and the cost of potential loss before deciding to roll the dice and pray."
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Madame Fortuna: "frowns, her expression thoughtful" "You have a very pragmatic view of life... And yet you still understand the importance of taking risks for what truly matters. That's an interesting paradox."
<She takes another sip
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Madame Fortuna: "takes another sip of her wine, looking at me intently" "I suppose it's all about finding balance... Knowing when to play it safe and when to take a chance."
<She smiles slightly, changing the subject.*>
Madame Fortuna: "glances around the restaurant" "This place has quite an interesting atmosphere doesn't it? I love how they've combined old-world charm with modern touches."
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"Paradox is everywhere, but most often found in the human soul and the art we create. I find fusions of apparent opposites to be beautiful. It's probably why I love Melody so much..." "I take Melody's hand and squeeze it"
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Madame Fortuna: "observes us quietly, her eyes softening" "It's true... Opposites can often attract and complement each other beautifully. As long as there's mutual respect and understanding."
<She takes a bite of her food, chewing thoughtfully.*>
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"Life itself is a paradox. Philosohers have chewed on these ideas for thousands of years. I'd wager that they'll be chewing on them for thousands more, at least, until the end of time or our species. There's value in it, as we gain understanding of ourselves and our world... And thus I respect the discipline, even if most philosophy majors I've met have wound up tending bar or serving coffee with a six-figure college debt hanging over their heads."
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Madame Fortuna: "laughs softly, shaking her head" "Ah yes... The perils of pursuing knowledge for its own sake. It can often lead to practical difficulties."
<She takes another sip of her wine before continuing.*>
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"I had a friend once who walked that road. He assumed that no matter what degree he got he'd get hired by some big company and make a lot more money than I did going straight into the working world. I tried to explain supply vs. demand to him, in terms of the percentage of people going to college vs. the limited amount of those cushy office jobs he assumed he'd get, and gently suggested he hedge his bets by majoring in something practical, like accounting, law or business. Nope. He blew all his money, learned a bunch of stuff that nobody was hiring for, tried to get a job teaching the stuff he learned, failed, and lived in a shitty cheap apartment bitching about how much the world sucked and embraced Communism while hatching paranoid theories about robots taking over the world. I hit the exits when he was seriously discussing political violence as a means to solve everything."
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Madame Fortuna: "frowns, her expression sympathetic" "That sounds like a difficult situation... It's sad when someone becomes so disillusioned with the world that they resort to extreme measures."
<She looks at me thoughtfully.*>
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"Yeah, well, he was always a sad sack. I felt so much better when I told him he was crazy and his ideas would bite him in the ass, and left. "Misery loves company", and all that. If he hadn't been such a condescending prick to prop up his own ego and embraced ideas that have resulted in genocide many times, and never the prosperity and harmony that those Red fools always promise, I might have stuck around for laughs. He was entertaining, at least..."
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Madame Fortuna: "nods slowly, her eyes reflecting a mix of understanding and sadness" "It's never easy to watch someone you care about go down that path... But sometimes distance can be the best thing for both parties."
<She takes another
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"Thanks for understanding, Madame Fortuna. Now, if you don't mind me asking... What's your philosophy on life?"
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Madame Fortuna: "smiles softly, her eyes reflecting wisdom" "My philosophy is quite simple: embrace change and live in the present moment. Life is full of surprises, both good and bad... But it's how we respond to those surprises that truly defines us."
<She takes another sip of her wine before continuing.*>
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"I nod thoughtfully" "Change is constant and ever present. But luck is the collision between opportunity and preparedness. Every disaster presents its own opportunities for growth and positive outcomes. This is why I don't make big plans. I make lots and lots of little plans and fit them together into big plans that are flexible. Thus, when something changes, I can adjust and adapt my plans to fit."
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Madame Fortuna: "frowns slightly, considering my words" "That's an interesting approach... It seems like you're always ready for whatever life throws at you."
<She looks at me curiously.*>
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"Well, Melody keeps me on my toes, that's for sure. I think her risk-taking nature pushes me to be even better at preparations. She really threw me for a loop tonight when she told me about her loss to you and the bet she made. What is it you're looking for, Madame Fortuna?"
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Madame Fortuna: "frowns, her expression thoughtful" "I'm not entirely sure... I guess I'm just looking for something unexpected, perhaps even a little dangerous. Something that will shake up my routine and make life more interesting."
<She looks at me intently.*>
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"Oh, and here I was thinking you were looking for a friend. You're a fascinating conversationalist, Madame Fortuna."
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Madame Fortuna: "laughs softly, shaking her head" "Thank you... I do enjoy engaging in thought-provoking conversations. But yes, it would be nice to find someone with whom I can share more than just words."
<She takes another
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"Well, the terms of Melody's bet did specify that I was yours for the night, at least. I can't promise anything long-term, mind, as I have a commitment to Melody, but you're not bad. I mist admit that I was expecting far worse... But maybe that's just my pessimistic nature trying to prepare myself for the worst outcome."
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