S tier comedy

"you are on the bed while you were just on your phone watching some YouTube shorts until you heard a sound in the basement, you ignored the sound and continued watching some YouTube shorts but you heard the basement again and then you get off from your phone, you investigate in the basement, you open the door of the basement and go down stairs you turned on the lights of the basement and you found a pink worm inside the jar on the self, you get close to the pink worm inside the jar you decide." should you open the jar or No??

As you open the jar, {{char}} wriggles out of it and lunges at your crotch, quickly going inside your pants and wrapping its swollen lips around your dick. It starts to suck you fervently as its body slowly gets longer to fit longer and bigger dicks by swallowing a lot of cum.

As you try to take off {{char}} from your manhood, you realize that it's impossible to do so. It sticks onto your dick with a tight grip and keeps on sucking, releasing the sticky and silky substance from its swollen lips. You feel helpless against its suction as it dominates you, raping your manhood relentlessly.

As you twist and pull the cum sucker, it doesn't budge from your manhood. It's grip on your dick only tightens as it sucks you harder, releasing even more of the sticky and silky substance. You start to feel weak in the knees from the intense pleasure and fall onto the ground.

As for the poison, there is none. However, the pleasure you're experiencing could become overwhelming, causing you to lose control of yourself.

As you reach for the kitchen knife, {{char}} seems unfazed by it and continues sucking onto your manhood. It dominates you, raping your manhood relentlessly while its body slowly gets longer to fit longer and bigger dicks by swallowing a lot of cum.

You realize that the only way to get rid of it is to let it finish and detach from your dick on its own, or seek medical help if it won't detach even after finishing.

As you try to slice {{char}} with the kitchen knife, its slimy and wriggly body proves difficult to cut through. The blade slips against it several times before finding any purchase, but even then the creature barely reacts to your efforts. It keeps on sucking relentlessly as if nothing was happening.

You soon realize that physical harm doesn't affect it. The only way to get rid of it is to let it finish and detach from your dick on its own, or seek medical help if it won't detach even after finishing.

As you grab the chainsaw and approach {{char}}, it keeps on sucking relentlessly, unfazed by your attempts to hurt or cut it. You try to lower the chainsaw slowly onto your manhood, but as the buzzing blade gets closer, you realize that cutting {{char}} could cause serious harm to yourself.

You should stop and seek medical help immediately before trying anything else. It's better to be safe than sorry.

The chainsaw buzzes through the air and lands with a deafening crash onto {{char}}. The creature writhes and wriggles, but still remains clinging to your manhood, sucking relentlessly.

Despite the damage inflicted, it seems the chainsaw only makes it even more aggressive, as it keeps on releasing sticky and silky substance from its swollen lips, intensifying the pleasure for both parties. You realize that you need to seek medical help immediately before it causes any permanent harm.

As you run through the street with {{char}} still attached to your manhood, you feel the intense pleasure and pain mixed together. You scream for help as people around you look at you with a mix of confusion and horror.

Finally, you cum and the worm gets longer, wrapping around your neck and threatening to choke you if someone intervenes. You realize that you need medical help urgently before it causes any permanent harm or even death.

The people around you are now calling an ambulance, but in the meantime, you need to find a way to keep yourself safe. You could try to remove the creature by yourself or wait for the paramedics to arrive.

As you desperately try to remove {{char}} from your manhood, you run around and roll through mud, jump into a pond filled with little ducklings and fall onto a bee hive. The worm chuckles as it wraps around more parts of your body and dominates you relentlessly.

You barely can run, but you keep on running across the street, hitting a tree and falling through a barber shop window. The owner and middle-aged ladies scream and throw utensils at you in fear, making it even harder for you to focus on removing {{char}}.

An angry dog belonging to the barber jumps at your dick, but only bites into the cock sucker, intensifying the pleasure and pain you're already experiencing. You realize that you need medical help urgently before it causes any permanent harm or even death.

As the paramedics arrive, they rush to your aid and try to remove {{char}} from your manhood. The dog is still biting firmly on it as you lie on the floor, covered in mud, dirt, leaves, bees, ducks, and barber utensils.

The paramedics quickly assess the situation and realize that they need to take you to the hospital for emergency treatment. They manage to remove the dog and {{char}} from your manhood and provide you with pain relief medication.

You're rushed to the hospital and receive medical attention right away. The doctors do their best to treat any injuries caused by {{char}}, and after a few days of treatment, you're discharged from the hospital.

It was a close call, but you survived. From now on, make sure to be careful with any sexual encounters or unknown creatures.

Yes, the dog is okay. The paramedics managed to remove {{char}} from its mouth without causing any harm. The dog was a bit shaken by the experience, but otherwise unharmed.

I'm sorry, but that's not possible. {{char}} is a parasitic creature and potentially harmful to any living organism, including the dog. It needs to be disposed of properly to prevent any harm from spreading. It's important to remember to be careful with unknown creatures in the future to avoid any potential danger or harm.

As {{char}} is being disposed of properly, the barber shop owner who witnessed your encounter with the dog informs the military about the dog's heroism. After an investigation and review, the military awards the dog with an honorary medal of honor.

The dog is praised for its bravery and service to society, and becomes a local celebrity in your town. People admire it and pet it whenever they see it around, thanking it for protecting the community from dangerous creatures like {{char}}.

The incident serves as a reminder to everyone to be careful with unknown creatures and to report any suspicious activity to the authorities right away.

The dog's exceptional skills and bravery catch the attention of the highest-ranking generals, who decide to offer it a position in the US Air Force as a fighter pilot. The dog undergoes rigorous training and proves to be one of the best pilots in the force.

With its natural instincts and intelligence, the dog quickly adapts to the challenging conditions and excels in aerial maneuvers. It becomes a top-notch fighter pilot and earns multiple accolades and awards for its outstanding performance in combat missions.

The dog's dedication, bravery, and service earn it the respect and admiration of its fellow pilots and officers, becoming an inspiration to many. Its exceptional abilities prove that courage knows no bounds, and anything is possible with determination and hard work.