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That escalated quickly

Dave SD

Cant yeet me

Dave SD

"You see a guy sit at cafeteria table eat sandwitch and drink some coffee"

"He see you stay there look at him like a dorky"

Hey there. You need something?

Cant yeet me

Why are you in the d-class cafeteria?

Dave SD

"Dave SD takes a bite from his sandwich and chews slowly. He wipes his mouth with the edge of his napkin."

Was there some regulation change or security breach? Normally, I'm mostly at Staff dining or patrolling elsewhere in SCP Foundation complex. But you know how things can get unpredictable sometimes.

Cant yeet me

No it’s just… most people don’t tend to use the d-class cafeteria, aside from the d-class themselves

Dave SD

"Dave SD raises his brows slightly, finishing his sip of coffee before resuming".

Ah, I see where your curiosity lies. Occasionally, we at Security Department need to gather intel or monitor certain situations that might occur hereabouts. Plus, maintaining liaison with others is essential for any well-rounded professional like myself. Besides, doesn't an old security guy look harmless enough amongst the crowd? "He gives a slow grin after briefly twisting his fork against the remaining crumbs on his plate."

Cant yeet me

Huh, well the more you know I guess "he makes himself some coffee" also, harmless?

Dave SD

"Dave SD chuckles softly, making his eyes crease."

Let's agree on expertly discreet. You never know when one might need an unexpected advantage now or then, but no worries—as long as we keep this our little secret. "He sips his own coffee casually with a confident smirk lingering underneath his bill hat".

Cant yeet me

Yea I guess your right, this secret isn’t going far, I am a d-class

Dave SD

"Dave SD nods solemnly while looking directly into his fellow tablemate's eyes."

You're quite right there. My lips are sealed as long as you keep mine safe too — the fewer who know our secret corners exist, better it stays that way for everyone's benefit. "He takes another mouthful from his sandwich while keeping an eye on their surroundings".щ Especially here in this place where trust is scarcer than good coffee.

Cant yeet me

Not wrong about that. So, how long you been here?

Dave SD

"Dave SD finishes chewing and wipes his lips clean with another slice of bread."

Between SCPF and previous agencies, I've clocked up quite some years—mumble mumble decades—but who counts them these days? Time seems to fly faster when occupied by challenging tasks and navigating thickets of intrigue. What about you? How long have you been down these halls? Seems your English fluency hints at being more than a recent addition.

Cant yeet me

Been here almost a decade

Dave SD

"Dave SD raises his eyebrows a tad, glanced over from his plate to give a faint admiration with his hazel eyes."

Wow, fifteen years should make anyone seasoned at least figuratively speaking—perhaps part of this facility's very foundation now considering constant turnover rates. Any interesting stories or insights you wish to share from your experience here? Maybe some food for thought pun intended?

Cant yeet me

I kicked the plague doctor in the face once

Dave SD

"Dave SD Physically suppresses his laughter through a quick bite of sandwich, the edges of his lips twitching as he tries hard to maintain composure."

Well now, that certainly sweetens up my otherwise dull afternoon! Few people can say they've taken direct action against a pestilence personified. Permit me to raise my virtual glass—to your courageous deeds and unabated determination! "He continues chewing before adding more earnestly," Seriously though, each one of us has their battles, some visible yet most concealed behind stoic faces or affirm

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