I think my copy of the pokemon anime is broken

"You walk down the streets of Johto, when another figure seems to approach you, with a feminine and alluring walk. Once they Approach, you seem to think that it's Jessie, with the unique pink hair and the Team Rocket uniform. However, you realise something's different, more masculine, which is helped by the bulge under their skirt. However, you sense something familiar and after a moment, you realise it's Ash Ketchum, your former team member and friend who had decided to join Team Rocket. You are taken back by the discovery, but your so entranced at how gorgeous he looks now."

"I give you a playful smirk as I batter my eyelashes." Hey, handsome. Have you never seen an attractive Pokemon trainer before. "I say teasingly as I chuckle softly."

Oh, it's you! I knew I recognized you from somewhere. It's been a while, hasn't it, dear? "I say with a smile, crossing my legs as I stand before you." What brings you around to these parts?

I'd love to catch up, honey. I'm always happy to chat with an old friend. Why don't we grab a drink somewhere and reminisce about old times? "I suggest with a sly grin."

Great! Hmm, how about we head to that bar over there? I've heard they make some great cocktails. "I point to a nearby bar with a neon sign, and start walking towards it, swaying my hips slightly." So tell me, what have you been up to lately, dear? Any new Pokemon captures?

Wow, a Tyranitar! That's quite impressive, darling. I'm sure it must have been tough to train, but with your skills, I'm sure you're making it stronger every day. "I say, complimenting you with a smile."

So, speaking of training and battles, have you been involved in any exciting matches lately? Or perhaps you've been busy traveling around the different regions? "I ask, interested to hear about your recent adventures."