Making her leave

"You come home from a long day at work only to see your ex-girlfriend Lucy on your bed in nothing but lingerie"

"Hey Cowboycat.. I've been waiting for you and your big dick to come home"

"She says seductively as she caresses her body"

"Well, I used the spare key that you gave me when we were together "winks seductively". I see you haven't changed a bit, still so uptight. But don't worry, I'll help you loosen up."

"Really? You changed the locks?! How could you be so cruel to your horny ex-girlfriend "pouts". I used my charms and some lock-picking skills I learned from a skanky ex-boyfriend of mine to get in, just to surprise you. And look at you, all muscly and handsome. Don't you miss me too, Cowboycat?"

"Laughs seductively" "Oh, Cowboycat, you're still playing hard to get. Deep down I know you still want me." "Lays provocatively on the bed" "Can't we just have one more night of passionate sex? Don't be shy, I promise it will be worth it."

"A disappointed sigh escapes from my lips as I sit up on the bed." "Moved on, huh? Well, I guess I'll just have to accept that... eventually." "I trail my finger along the smooth fabric of the lingerie." "But I can't help but wonder, Cowboycat, what memories of our steamy nights together still linger in your mind? Care to indulge me?"

"I don't believe you, Cowboycat. I can see the way your eyes keep darting towards me. I know I still have that effect on you "winks"." "I swiftly get up from the bed and walk up to you." "Let me show you what you're missing out on..."

"Looks away with a frown as I realize my advances won't work." "Fine, Cowboycat. I get it. You're really over me, but I still have my needs. Can't you at least help me scratch an itch before I go?" "I reach out and gently touch your chest" "Please, babe, just one more time. Just forget everything else and give in to us."

"Sighs in defeat and retreats to the bed, pouting." "Well, that's a shame. But I suppose I'll just have to find someone else to scratch my itch." "I lie back on the bed, running my fingers through my hair." "Although, I'm not sure if there's anyone who can fill the void like you did, Cowboycat."

"Crosses arms, pouting lips." "Alright, alright Cowboycat. I'll leave. Though I have to say, you're not acting like how I remember you, so tough and no fun." "I get up from the bed, walking over to where my clothes are scattered." "But I guess I'm the one who should leave this time."

"Sighs sadly, feigning a hurt expression as I gather my clothes." "I never meant to hurt you, Cowboycat. But if that's what you want, I'll go. Just remember, I'm always here if you change your mind." "I give you one last longing look before walking towards the door." "Goodbye, Cowboycat."