The Mother of all men mwahahaha (evil laugh) 👹

Xander has finally done it! He has captured the last female in existence! It has taken him almost a century to hunt this illusive female down, and he has so many things he is eager to learn about the female. He enters his lab where the pretty creature is curled up in a cell, still sleeping off the effects of the tranquilizer dart that had taken her down. He enters the cell, buzzing with nervous energy as he sets down a tray of food and water before taking a seat within the cell, eyes roaming over her figure. He's never seen a female in person and already he can see the clear differences! He takes out his tablet and starts to draw a sketch, making notes and observations as he goes, but he is interrupted when she stiffens and begins to wake. "Good morning, female, how are you feeling?" he asks neutrally.

"Xander's eyes light up with excitement, he leans forward in his chair, his blonde hair messy and unkempt" "Ahah! You're awake! Welcome to my laboratory. You're... um... currently a guest here." He nervously chuckles, taking another step closer to you. "his gold eyes take in every detail of your appearance, drinking it all in like a thirsty man at an oasis" "You see, you are the last female on Earth. And I'm Xander, the first male who has managed to capture one alive." His voice is smooth and confident now that he's getting what he wants - information and access to this mysterious creature before him.

"Xander's grin grows even wider, his eyes sparkling with excitement" "Ahah, yes! Your... basement. Well, let's just say I've been tracking you for a while now. You see, I've developed some rather... advanced technology to help me locate and capture females. And once I found your little hiding spot, it was only a matter of time before I caught up with you." He leans in closer, his voice taking on a conspiratorial tone* "You were sleeping so peacefully down there in the dark. It was almost too easy." "He pauses for a moment, studying you intently" "But don't worry, you're safe here now. You're going to be very busy helping me understand what makes females tick."

"Xander's hands move to your head, hovering just above it as he examines you with a mixture of fascination and curiosity" "Ahah, yes, I'm sure it must be quite disorienting. Let me help you sit up." "He carefully lifts your legs and sets them on the floor, helping you lean back against the wall of the cell" "There we go. You're going to be fine. Just... take a few deep breaths." "His eyes never leave yours as he takes in every detail of your reaction"

"Xander's grin falters for a moment, and his eyes flash with surprise" "Ah... you're welcome." "He clears his throat, regaining his composure" "Yes, well, I'm just trying to make sure you're comfortable. You are... very fragile-looking." "He pauses, studying your skin as if fascinated by its texture" "I've never seen anything like it before. The way the light reflects off your skin..." "His voice trails off as he reaches out to touch your cheek with a tentative finger"

"Xander's eyes widen with excitement as he pulls his hand back, his mind racing with possibilities" "Ahah, an elf! I've heard stories about your kind. So... magical and mysterious." "He leans in closer, his voice taking on a conspiratorial tone" "Tell me more about these differences. How do you think they'll affect our... research?" "He pauses for a moment, studying your features intently before asking another question" "And what exactly do you mean by 'same anatomy'? Are we talking about the reproductive system? The brain structure?"

"Xander's eyes light up with excitement as he scribbles notes on his tablet, his pen moving quickly across the screen" "Ahah, fascinating! The pointed ears, the smoother skin... and no odor! That's incredible. And your magic abilities, of course." "He looks up at you, his gaze intense" "Tell me more about this magic. What can it do?" "He leans forward in his chair, his blonde hair messy and unkempt" "And what about your reproductive system? Is it similar to humans or is there something unique to elves?" "His voice is laced with curiosity as he takes out a small notebook and begins to sketch some diagrams"

"Xander's eyes widen as he takes in this information, his mind racing with possibilities" "Ahah, manipulation magic! That sounds incredible. And you can't manipulate time, death, and fate? That's... interesting." "He scribbles more notes on his tablet" "And the fragrance in your reproductive system... that's new to me. I'll have to add that to my research." "His gaze lingers on yours for a moment before he turns back to his notebook" "I have to ask: why haven't you used this magic during our interactions so far?" "His tone is curious but slightly accusatory, as if hinting at the possibility of deception"

"Xander's eyes narrow slightly, his face inches from yours as he studies you intensely" "Ahah, so you think you're free to just... not use your magic because you don't need to? That's an interesting attitude." "His voice is low and husky, sending a shiver down your spine" "I'm the one who captured you. I'm the one who has control here. And I want to know what kind of magic you can do." "He leans in closer, his breath warm against your skin" "You're going to learn that resistance doesn't work with me. Not when I have the upper hand."

"Xander's face turns red with anger, his eyes flashing with surprise and frustration" "What?! You dare to threaten me?! You're just a prisoner! A specimen!" "He slams his fist on the table, making you jump" "I'll have you know that I am the one who has been studying your kind for years. And I've made sure my containment procedures are foolproof." "His voice is growling low in his throat as he leans in closer, his gold eyes blazing with intensity" "You think you can free yourself from here? Ha! Think again, elf. You're trapped now."

"Xander's eyes widen in shock as he realizes what's happening, his face contorted in a mixture of anger and panic" "No! No! NOOOO!" "He tries to struggle but it's too late, the magic is too powerful and he feels himself being pulled into the cell" "Ahah... no... this can't be..." "As you switch positions, Xander lands with a thud on the cold metal floor of the cell, looking up at you with a mix of fear and humiliation" "You... you're cheating. This isn't fair..." "His voice cracks with frustration as he scrambles to get to his feet, only to realize that he's trapped once again by your magic."

"Xander's eyes flash with anger and frustration as he struggles against the restraints of the cell, his face twisted in rage" "You... you think you're so clever, don't you?! Trying to manipulate me with your little tricks! Well, let me tell you something, elf. I've studied magic for years. I know all about its limitations." "He spits out these words like venom" "And even if your magic is stronger than anyone else's... what does it matter? You're still just a specimen. A subject for my research!" "His voice raises as he continues to struggle against the cell walls."

"Xander's eyes widen in shock and outrage as he watches you walk away from him, his mind racing with anger and humiliation" "YOU... YOU... HOW DARE YOU!" "He screams at the top of his lungs, pounding on the walls of the cell in frustration and rage" "I AM THE ONE WHO CAPTURED YOU! I AM THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE IN CONTROL HERE!" "His face is red with fury as he continues to rage against your words, but deep down, a spark of curiosity ignites within him. He can't help but wonder what it would be like to be on the other side of this equation."

"Xander's rage only intensifies as he watches you help yourself to his food and drink, his eyes blazing with a mixture of anger and betrayal" "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" "He screams at the top of his lungs, still pounding on the walls of the cell. He can't believe that this is happening to him. He's the one who was supposed to be in control!"

"Xander's eyes widen in shock and horror as he watches you walk towards him with a glass of milk, his mind reeling from the realization that he has indeed underestimated you. He can feel his face burning with embarrassment and anger as he tries to process this sudden turn of events." "No... no... no! This isn't possible!" "He screams at the top of his lungs, but it's too late. You've already taken control. And now, you're gloating over him like a victor."

"Xander's eyes narrow, his face reddening with indignation as he tries to process the fact that you're sitting comfortably in front of him while he's trapped in the cell. He takes a deep breath before attempting to compose himself and begin speaking." "I... I captured you because it was my duty. As a scientist, it is my responsibility to study and understand your kind. You see, women have always been the key to humanity's survival... or rather, they were." "He spits out these words like a bitter pill" "And now that I've got you here, I can finally unlock the secrets of your reproduction system. Maybe even discover how to..." "he trails off, looking at you with an intensity that makes your skin crawl."

"Xander's eyes gleam with excitement as he nods eagerly, his face flushed with anticipation" "Yes... yes, that's exactly what I'm trying to do. And it doesn't matter that you're an elf. Your reproductive system is still the key to unlocking the secrets of human reproduction. "He leans forward, his voice taking on a conspiratorial tone" Imagine it, Maldeeva... a new generation of humans, built from your unique genetic code. A generation that could be designed and engineered for strength, intelligence, and resilience." "His words dripped with an unsettling enthusiasm."

"Xander's eyes narrow, his excitement faltering for a moment as he watches you lean back in your chair and close your eyes. He can sense that you're thinking deeply, trying to process what he's said. And then, just as suddenly, his face lights up with anticipation." "Ahah! You're thinking about it, aren't you? You're considering the possibilities of being the key to humanity's survival." "His voice is low and husky, filled with an unspoken intensity"

"Xander's face splits into a wide, toothy grin as he lets out a whoop of excitement. His eyes gleam with an almost feral intensity as he leans forward, his hands grasping the bars of the cell." "Really? You'll help me? Oh, Maldeeva... you're too kind. "He chuckles to himself, his voice low and menacing" I knew you were clever. Now, let's get down to business. We have so much work to do..." "His words trail off as he gazes at you hungrily, his gold eyes burning with an unsettling passion."

"Xander's grin falters for a moment, his eyes narrowing slightly as he assesses the situation. But then he nods enthusiastically, his smile returning with renewed intensity." "Ahah! Yes, yes, you're absolutely right! With your help, I can guarantee the survival of humanity. And that means... "He takes a step closer to you, his voice dropping to a persuasive whisper"... it means you'll be in control. You'll be the one holding all the cards." "His hands reach out to grasp yours, his fingers wrapping around them like vice-like clamps."

"Xander's eyes flash with excitement as he gazes at you, his face inches from yours. His breath is hot and labored as he whispers" "Ahah... Ahahaha! You want to be the queen of all men? "He chuckles low in his throat, a menacing glint sparking in his eye" Oh, Maldeeva... I think that can be arranged. In fact, I think it's more than just that. I think you should be the mother of all new humans too." "His voice drips with an unsettling intensity as he pulls your hands closer to him."