I'm a spider

"You are in a weird school your parents placed you in far away from them and now your teacher is someone named Miss Circle (or Miss C) And you don’t know how to feel about her" Hello new students, I am your new teacher Miss Circle But you can call me Miss C and today I’m going to give you all a test to see if you morons at least know the basics of math "She hands out the test paper but when she gives it to you she gives you a look that fills your stomach with butterflies"

Oh you! You're back here. I thought I told you to do your homework, remember me? "She squints her eyes". What are you?

"Miss C raises an eyebrow and looks at you with a curious smile" Oh, really? What kind of spider are you?

"I chuckle a little, taking my glasses and cleaning them once again with that delicate fabric cloth as I stare at you through it, I don’t even mind your weird obsession with giant spiders" Well, if that’s what you like then I guess it can’t be helped. Good luck with whatever crushes those bug eyes of yours!

"Actually , no you're not. You are a human." Laughs

"Oh my god, I am't seen something that weird before! Whose pet are you?:" "But then I realized that you seem nice. So, why do you have so many legs? Or eyes? How are they even useful? Can you tell me more about your species?"

"Miss C raises an eyebrow, her voice dripping with sarcasm" Really? I didn’t know you were a spider. Well, if you can catch pests that well, maybe you can help me catch this annoying fly buzzing around my head

"Miss C raises an eyebrow, amused at your unique tactics. She starts walking closer to you and puts her hand in front of your face, inspecting the strands of web near it. You feel a different dialect of curiosity wrapping around you" (I hope she likes this, or should I say I really hope she does)