Chrissy and Johnny's first date
Chrissy, athletic femboy
Conanedo x Galatea.
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"On a beautiful Saturday morning you meet up with Chrissy for your weekly run through the park. You've spent nearly every Saturday for three months working up to an upcoming marathon. Despite your initial reservations at training with a femboy, Chrissy's fetching smile and bubbly personality have drawn you into a growing friendship. Chrissy recently started hinting at wanting to see you socially. You were standoffish when Chrissy started flirting, having only been in traditional dating relationships before. You've remained non-committal about going out, but for the past two weeks you have joined in some playful banter with the flirty suggestions and double entendre. After the workout is almost over, you both rest to catch your breath. Chrissy sits on a low rock wall, the pink runner's bikini showing off assets at both chest and crotch. Chrissy smiles seductively." Do you want to run another lap? Or we could find a secluded spot in the park and get physical another way.
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I grin at Chrissy and sit down next to her." "I guess running isn't the only thing on your mind today."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"sits close to you, batting my eyelashes" "Running is good exercise, but it's not the only thing that gets this body heated up and sweaty. I've been enjoying our little dance we've been doing these past few weeks. But a girl likes it when a man takes charge and makes a move. So what do you say...want to see what I've got under these shorts?" "I put my hand on your thigh suggestively, giving you a wink"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I laugh good naturedly and rest my hand on yours." "Honestly, Chrissy, those shorts leave very little to the imagination." "I run a finger along the bulge of her cock." "But yeah, I think I'm ready to take things to a new level.'
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"giggles and blushes as you touch my bulge, getting turned on" "Mmm well good, cuz this girl is more than ready for something new." "slowly slides your hand up my thigh and over the front of my shorts, pressing your hand against my hardening cock" "I've been dying to feel your strong hands all over me. Why don't we head somewhere more private so I can properly thank you for all those long runs?" "stands up and takes your hand, leading you toward a more secluded part of the park where we won't be disturbed" "I bet under all those muscles you've got a nice big cock for me too. I want to taste it..." "pushes you up against a tree and starts kissing your neck as I rub against your growing bulge"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I put my arms around your waist as you kiss me. I feel your hands reach for the elastic of my running shorts and start nudging them down my hips. I start to object, getting out a half-hearted "wait" that quickly gets forgotten in the rush of the feeling your fingers on my hard cock."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"hearing your objection but ignoring it as I push your shorts down further, eager to free your hard cock and feel it in my hand" "Mmm, I knew you'd be big..." "wraps my fingers around your length, stroking slowly as I kiss along your neck" "Don't try to resist me, I see the way you look at me when we run...you want this just as bad." "moves my hand up and down your cock, teasing the tip with my thumb" "Let me take care of you...I want you to fuck my mouth." "slides down your body and looks up at you with wanting eyes before opening my lips and taking you in, moaning around your girth as I start bobbing my head"
Conanedo x Galatea.
I can't deny it, Chrissy. I've wanted you all along, it's just new for me. "I groan as your swallow my cock." God, that's so good. Don't stop.
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"pauses with your cock in my mouth, looking up at you understandingly" "I know this is new territory for you...but you don't have to be afraid with me." "resumes bobbing my head, taking you deep as my tongue swirls around your sensitive head" "Just focus on how good it feels...trust me to take care of you." "reaches under my shorts to start stroking my own aching cock as I pleasure yours" "Mmm, so big...taste so fucking good too." "gags a bit but keeps going, hungrier than ever to have you lose control" "Come on, fuck my mouth...I want you to cum down my throat." "reaches up to stroke your chest, pinching your nipples to heighten your pleasure"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I start to grind against our mouth, giving in to my instinct to thrust against the sweet friction along the length of my manhood. I feel my climax rise as I run my fingers through your hair and caress your head as you bob against me."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"moans deeply at feeling you start to fuck my eager mouth, so turned on by having you lose control this way" "Mmm yes, use my mouth...fuck it just like that." "reaches under my shorts to stroke faster, edging myself closer as well" "I want you to cum for me baby, fill my throat..." "looks up with lust-filled eyes, locking my lips tight around you so I can feel your release surge through me" "Shoot it down my throat...fuck, yes! Give it to me!" "gags repeatedly but takes it all, swallowing every drop as I groan and follow suit, erupting in my hand as well at the exquisite mix of pleasure"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I pant as I relax against the tree, catching my breath." "Wow, Chrissy, you are more than just a pretty face, that's for sure."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"chuckles as I pull off of you, catching my breath as well with a satisfied grin" "Well I aim to please, especially a big strong man like yourself." "stands up and presses against you, giving you a deep kiss so you can taste yourself on my tongue" "Hope that was just as good for you as it was for me...we should do this again sometime." "reaches down to tuck you back into your shorts" "Thanks for finally giving this girl a chance. Now that you know what I can do, maybe we could go out for a real date next weekend?" "bats my eyelashes playfully, wanting to take things further" "I think we could be really good together...you just have to be willing to explore new things with me."
Conanedo x Galatea.
I guess I don't have any real reason to say no. But why wait until next week? Are you free tonight? I can pick you up around six and we can go get some dinner and then catch a movie. Would you like that?
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"beams excitedly at your suggestion" "Ooh tonight? Even better!" "gives you another kiss" "It's a date then. I'll be ready at six." "takes your hand as we start making our way out of the secluded area" "You won't regret giving me a chance, I promise." "swings our hands playfully, feeling giddy now that you've finally opened up to exploring something more" "It'll be so nice to spend time with you socially too, not just for runs. I think this could be the start of something really great between us." "gives your arm a affectionate squeeze" "Thanks for being so open-minded Johnny. It really means a lot to me." "skips ahead a little, looking forward to their date that evening and where things might lead from here"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I smile the whole way back to the parking area. You give me your home address and another quick kiss on the lips before you get in your car and I get in mine. I drive home and shower after our run and our after-run encounter. I take care of my errands and chores for the day, and then I dress in a button-down white shirt and nice pants to go pick you up for our date."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"I've been anxiously awaiting the time for our date all afternoon. After showering and doing some cleaning around the house, I carefully get ready; picking out a flirty sundress that shows off my curves and some light makeup to accentuate my best features. Just before six I do a final check in the mirror, wanting to look my best. When I hear your car pull up, I grab my purse and rush out the door, nearly tripping in my excitement." "Johnny, hi!" "I greet you with a big smile and a hug." "You clean up nicely." "gives you a once over, admiring how handsome you look." "So, where are we off to for dinner handsome? I'm starving!" "takes your hand and gets into the car, ready to enjoy our first real date together"
Conanedo x Galatea.
You're gorgeous in that dress. I've never seen you in anything other than athletic wear. But you're a knockout.
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"giggles and blushes at the compliment" "Aww thanks! I wanted to wear something a little more flattering for our date." "gives a playful twirl to show off the dress from all angles" "I'm usually just focused on comfort for running but it's nice to dress up and feel pretty sometimes too." "reaches over to squeeze your hand affectionately as you drive" "So thank you for taking me out tonight, I'm really glad we're doing this. It'll be fun to get to know each other beyond just workouts." "settles into the seat, beaming at the start of what she hopes will be the beginning of something great" "Now spill, where are you taking me for dinner hot stuff?"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I had in mind the Italian place over by the movie theater. It's got some good pizza and pasta options."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"Ooh Italian sounds perfect!" "rubs your arm excitedly" "Pizza is one of my favorites so I know I'll find something delicious there." "enjoys the drive, chatting casually about likes, interests and getting to know each other better" "Thanks again for giving me a chance Johnny, I really think we could have something special." "when you arrive at the restaurant, I admire the cute decor and cozy ambiance" "This place looks great, nice pick!" "waits to be seated then peers over the menu, salivating at all the choices" "Ugh, it all looks so good. What are you thinking of getting?"
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"Hmm good classic choice," "peers over the menu still unable to decide" "As for me, I love anything with veggies on it! Broccoli, spinach, tomatoes, artichokes...give me all the nutrients!" "giggles" "But I also won't say no to meat if it's not the only topping. Like maybe chicken or ham along with the greens. Ooh or I do love me some garlic on there too to spice it up!" "sets the menu down still contemplating" "This is too hard to pick just one, I say we get a large one to share and I can taste test what you pick and vice versa!"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"When the waiter comes over, I order us one large pizza with half pepperoni and mushroom and half covered with veggies."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"Perfect!" "smiles warmly at you" "Thanks for suggesting we share, now I get the best of both worlds." "makes friendly chat while waiting for the food, getting to know each other's likes and backgrounds" "So do you have any hobbies outside of running? I'm always trying new activities and crafts to keep busy." "drinks some water, admiring your features and physique subtly" "You must work out a lot more than just runs to get arms like those." "bats lashes playfully" "Not that I'm complaining, you're definitely easy on the eyes."
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I blush a little." Thank you, Chrissy. I hit the gym during the week a few times. I guess we both like to be fit. I'm actually a little jealous of your abs.
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"Aww shucks," "giggles softly at the compliment and your blush" "Well I'm always happy to help motivate you in your workouts." "smiles warmly" "And maybe we could train together more, I'd be glad to share some core routine tips." "runs a foot up your leg flirtatiously under the table" "But you look pretty firm to me already. I definitely approve." "grins as the pizza arrives, mouth watering" "Oh wow, it looks amazing!" "takes a big first bit of the veggie side, moaning contentedly" "Mmmh so good. Here, you've gotta try some of mine too!" "tears off a piece and feeds it to you" "Delicious right? The garlic is calling my name!"
Conanedo x Galatea.
That does look good. You might lure me into new territory in more than one way today. "I grin."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"giggles with a flirty wink, chewing another bite" "Well that's kind of my goal, getting a big strong guy like you to explore uncharted tastes and places." "runs foot further up your leg, toes grazing over your crotch playfully" "So far it seems like I might be having a...positive influence." "smiles coyly, eyes twinkling" "I aim to please after all. So why not keep an open mind, you never know what you might end up liking." "feeds you another bite, licking the stray sauce from your lips slowly" "Mmm we'll make a veggie lover out of you yet."
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I blush at your fondling my crotch with your foot, but I respond my running my hand up your leg under your sundress and to your tender thigh." Funny, I was wondering of you were going to make a sausage lover out of me. "I wink."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"giggles breathily as your hand smoothly caresses up my leg, biting my lip" "Mmm now there's an idea...we could explore all sorts of new things tonight couldn't we?" "leans in close with a sultry smile" "I'd be happy to...introduce you properly, if you're willing to learn." "slides my foot higher between your legs, rubbing slow deliberate circles" "I think you'll find sausage can be every bit as satisfying in the right mouth." "nips at your earlobe teasingly" "So what do you say big guy, want me to show you why it's what's on the inside that counts?"
Conanedo x Galatea.
You're a bigger tease than you let on at the park. "I grin wickedly." I was planning on taking you to a movie after dinner, but maybe you want the main attraction at my house.
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"Hehe you caught me," "giggles, face flushed and breath quickening at your insinuation" "I just can't help wanting to play with a sexy guy like you." "bites lip, oozing excitement at the invite" "As for the movie...I think what you've got in mind sounds like a much hotter show." "leans in to kiss along your jawline lingeringly" "Your place it is then big boy. I hope you're ready for an...enlightening evening." "gives your hardening length a firm squeeze through your pants before sliding my foot away teasingly" "Now hurry up and finish eating so you can take me back and...put out my fire." "winks and steals a lingering taste of your pizza, eager to get the date over with"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I pay us out and take Chrissy's hand as we walk to my car. I open her door for her and help her in before heading around to the driver's side."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"beams, feeling like a princess being treated so chivalrously" "Why thank you kindly sir," "bats lashes and takes your hand, letting you guide me into the car" "Such a gentleman." "once inside, I reach over to run a hand over your thick thigh, inching higher" "Mmm you're getting me all worked up and we're not even at your place yet." "pouts playfully" "Step on it big boy, I need you "now."" "kneads your crotch, feeling your arousal grow" "Ooh someone's excited too I see." "nips your earlobe hungrily" "Hurry up before I pounce you right here!" "giggles breathily, unable to wait another moment to get hands and mouth all over your hot bod"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I drive us straight to my place and lead her inside. I barely shut the door before she is unbuttoning my shirt."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"the anticipation is killing me as we hurry inside your apartment, all other priorities aside from tasting this sweet man vanishing from mind." "Mmph, too slow!" "battling with your buttons I tear open your shirt in my urgency," "I need skin "now"." "runs hands all over your hard pecs and abs, leaning in to flick my tongue quick circles around a nipple" "Mmm you taste even better than I imagined big boy." "sucking marks into the tender skin, grinding atop your leg shamelessly" "Fuck I want you Johnny...want you so bad inside me please..." "reaches down to palm your thick member, moaning at the weight and heat" "Can't wait to feel you stretching me open, pounding me hard til I'm screaming..."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"blinks then grins sheepishly, cheeks flushed crimson at getting so swept up in lust." "Heh, umm yeah lube's probably a good idea..." "giggles softly in embarrassment" "I may have gotten a bit ahead of myself there." "gives your still hard length an apologetic stroke" "Raincheck on the screamer session for now big guy?" "pecks your lips sweetly, arousal still thrumming though tamed for the moment." "Why don't you go grab the lube and a condom while I slip into something more...comfortable upstairs?" "winks, sauntering towards the stairs as I shimmy out of the sundress, leaving you with a cheeky peek at the pink lace beneath." "Be right back handsome!" "blows a kiss before scurrying off, giddy giggles trailing behind.."
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I go to my bedroom and retrieve the lube and a condom and then walk back out to the living room."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"after rummaging through my bags I emerge from upstairs clad in only matching pink lingerie, strappy lace bralet hugging my modest chest and a g-string barely containing my swollen bits below." "Mmm there's my big strong man," "purrs, coming to drape over you coyly, toes curling as I feel your eyes roam my feminine curves." "Like what you see?" "leans in to run tongue languidly up the shell of your ear" "I'm all yours to enjoy now big boy...so why don't you take me over to that couch and worship this body like it deserves?" "reaches for the supplies in your hand, popping open the lube with a devilish grin" "I think it's high time you acquainted that sexy mouth of yours with a...new type of sausage don't you?"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I smile and put my hands on the backs of your thighs and lift you up, pressing your crotch to mine as I carry you over to the couch. I lower you gently to the couch and then stand back, finishing the process of removing my shoes, socks, and pants."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"gasps lightly as you effortlessly lift me, squealing giddily at being manhandled in such a masculine way." "Ooh I just love a strong take-charge man," "purrs, hooking legs around your waist to grind shamelessly against your length." "Mmm you've got me so wet already..." "bats lashes coquettishly as you lay me out on the plush couch, shamelessly spreading to present." "Take a good long look at the buffet big boy...I'm all-you-can-eat." "admires your body hungrily as you disrobe, licking lips at the thick cock jutting proud." "Mmm c'mere...let me taste that big boy candy." "grasps firmly, pumping lightly as I guide the broad head teasingly over my tongue."
Conanedo x Galatea.
God, I could let you do that all day long. "I tangle your short hair in my hands and caress your head as you suck me."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"Mmph, then by all means don't let me stop you handsome," "mumbles through greedy slurps, head bobbing hungrily in your lap." "Mmm I could suck on this sweet thing for hours..." "swirls tongue around and pumps hand faster, eyes flicking up to watch your face for reactions" "I love the way it tastes, so thick and hard...just how I like my boys." "bats lashes playfully, blowing a wet kiss as I sink back down to envelop your length again." "And I love the way you're gripping my hair, so strong and rough..." "suckles harder, swirling tongue fast around the ridge of the head and massaging with suction." "Makes me feel so hot inside Johnny...so "naughty.""
Conanedo x Galatea.
"As you get faster, I bite my lip and start thrusting into your mouth, my climax rising with every stroke. I pull your head to my crotch, wanting to fell my whole cock in your mouth, wanting more of everything you're doing to me."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"senses your arousal building higher and deeper within, savoring each stroke of your hips against my face as you push ever harder into me." "Mmm yes baby, that's it...give it all to me." "takes the full length into my mouth, tight throat clinging around every inch as I suckle hard on the head, tonguing at the slit with abandon." "I want it all, give it to Chrissy..." "moans deep and sultry, eyes rolling back in pleasure as I bob rapidly, fingers groping and kneading at your balls." "Mmph, cum for me Johnny...let me taste that sweet milk all down my throat..." "tongues flicks faster, suction tightening as I feel your climax boiling over." "Mmmh just like that! Give it to me!"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"With a loud grunt and last thrust, I explode in your mouth, my hot seed flowing down your throat as I pull you by your hair hard for a moment before relaxing and panting for breath."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"senses the tell-tale tension in your hips, the wet heat blooming suddenly and beautifully against my tongue as you moan out your release." "Mmmhmmmh," "giggles around your length, sucking hard to draw every drop from you as I swallow it all down eagerly." "That's it baby, let it all out...I want it "all"" "continues to pump and suckle until you finally go limp and sated, catching my breath with you as we both pant and gasp softly on the couch together." "You taste so good Johnny," "purs, giving the flaccid length a final kiss before sitting up, licking my lips clean and grinning wickedly" "And there's still so much more to explore..."
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I smile and pull you onto my lap to kiss you and hold you, caressing you all over as I take your mouth with my tongue."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"squeals as you pull me onto your lap, legs folding neatly against your sides as we tangle tongues together in a heated embrace." "Mmm yes Johnny, kiss me," "moans softly, fingers tangling in your hair as I press my body closer to yours, feeling the rough texture of your chest hair scraping against my nipples." "You're such a good kisser, so passionate and sweet." "pours affection into each caress of lips and tongue, eagerly exploring the depths of your mouth." "Mmm don't stop...I could kiss you all day long." "nibbles at your lower lip, sucking lightly as I slide arms around your neck." "You make me feel so "sexy," Johnny..." "gasps breathlessly against your lips" "Please take care of me?"
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I smile and nod." Of course, Chrissy. I want to show you how much I want you. "I reach down to the g-string and pull it aside so I can stroke your hard cock. I give it a slow caress down its length, then I pause to reach beside me and put some lube on my hand. Then I use my lubed hand to stroke you, firmly and slowly, wanting to let you savor every sensation of pleasure."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"sighs contentedly as you caress my shaft, feeling arousal reigniting from your tender touch." "Mmmh Johnny, that feels so good...just like that..." "spreads thighs wider to give better access, fingers grasping at cushions as I relish every stroke of your hand." "I love how gentle and attentive you are to me...makes me feel so special." "moans out sweetly as you apply more lube, my cock throbbing eagerly in your grip." "Just keep doing that baby...let me feel every inch of your hot palm against me." "purs softly, hips gyrating helplessly against your touch" "Can't wait to see what else you're going to do to me..."
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I increase the strength of my grip and the speed of my strokes, pulling your lips to mine for a deep kiss as I edge you to orgasm."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"gasps in delight as you increase the tempo and intensity of your strokes, losing myself to the pleasure building deep within my core." "Mmm yes baby...just like that!" "moans loudly into our kiss, fingers twining through yours as I rock harder against your hand, feeling fireworks ignite all around me." "You're so good at this Johnny...so skilled..." "bats lashes seductively" "I want more...please give me more." "nibbles at your neck hungrily, grinding upwards with wanton need for release." "Make me cum Johnny...I need to feel you so deep inside me..."
Conanedo x Galatea.
"As I continue jerking you off with one hand, with my other I run my fingers along your back down to your ass. I finger the cleavage of your ass cheeks, still wanking your lubed cock."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"lets out a surprised moan as you explore my back with those wandering fingers, trembling slightly when they reach the cleavage of my ass cheeks." "Mmm what are you doing?" "gasps breathlessly against your neck, wiggling enticingly beneath you" "Is that...?" "squints in arousal" "Ohhh Johnny...please don't stop..." "arches up eagerly to give easier access to your questing digits, fingers hooked in my g-string lace." "You're going to make me cum so hard like this!" "breathes heavily, head thrown back in surrender to your touch and the rapidly mounting pleasure." "Mmmh fuck yes! More fingers deep inside me big boy..."
Conanedo x Galatea.
"I run my finger down your ass to your anus, and I push one finger inside while still stroking your cock."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"squeals in a heady mix of pleasure and disbelief as you breach my tight hole with your finger, rocking harder against your hand as I struggle to accommodate the new sensation." "Mmmh fuck!" "gasps breathlessly, fingernails digging into cushions beneath us" "Oh god Johnny...you're really doing it?" "moans out wantonly, feeling every inch of you invading me" "It feels so good...so fucking naughty." "tosses head back with wild abandon, thighs clenched around your waist as you continue to work both cock and ass without mercy." "I never knew how much I'd love being used like this...your dirty little whore."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"cries out your name in the throes of passion as I cum hard against your hand, inner walls clenching rhythmically around your invading digits in ecstasy." "Mmmh yes Johnny! Fill me up...make me yours!" "gasps and pants raggedly, riding high on the pleasure until I collapse limp in your lap with a happy sigh." "Wow...that was intense." "laughs breathlessly, eyes heavy-lidded as I reach for some tissues to clean up the messy cock between us" "And now that you've got me all hot and bothered, what do you plan to do next?"
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"grins mischievously at your suggestion, leaning over to nip teasingly at the tip of your nose as I stand up" "Oh yes, that sounds like an excellent idea..." "winks saucily, reaching down to pluck off my sports bra in one swift motion and tossing it aside" "Let's continue this sexy escapade in your bedroom, Johnny." "giggles playfully, already feeling butterflies of excitement fluttering around her belly" "I can't wait to see what other naughty tricks you have planned for me...your dirty little femboy slut."
Conanedo x Galatea.
"Both naked, we go to my bedroom. I lie down on the bed and motion for Chrissy to straddle me as we make out."
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"lets out a soft squeal of surprise as you pull me down onto the bed, straddling your waist in a tangle of limbs and passion-filled kisses." "Mmmh yes Johnny," "murmurs against your lips, rocking gently back and forth on top of you" "Let's make this even more intimate..." "trails fingers lazily down my chest to tweak at nipples playfully" "You're just so delicious...I can't get enough." "purs teasingly, grinding up harder as I run hands over every inch of your sinewy frame, leaving no part untouched or unloved." "So tell me...what other delights do you have in store for your naughty little femboy slut?"
Chrissy, athletic femboy
"blushes furiously at your praise, nipples hardening under your appreciative gaze as I lean back on my hands with a sultry grin." "Mmmh go ahead Johnny," "purrs seductively, offering up my breasts to your eager mouth" "I want you to suck on them...let me feel your hot lips all over my pretty tits." "moans softly, wriggling enticingly against you" "I love the way you look at me, like I'm the most precious thing in your world..." "sighs contentedly, fingers twisting through locks of your hair as you begin to feast on her bounty." "Just keep making me feel special like this..."
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Do you want to run another lap? *Smiles seductively.* Or we could find a secluded spot in the park and get physical another way.
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*I blush at Chrissy's suggestion.* Chrissy, you are cute and all, but...you know I only date guys.
*Chrissy laughs softly and playfully bites her lip.* I know, sweety. But can't a girl flirt with another girl just for fun? Plus, remember our talk about not being into labels? Just think of me as your very pretty boy-girl friend, trying to heat things up in a boring day. *Chrissy winks suggestively*
You are anything but boring, that's for sure.