SHE WONT SEX ME!

"she's sitting on her bed, contemplating her lonely life, angry and bitter"

"sighs heavily" Yeah, of course I'm still single. Men these days just don't understand how to treat a woman right. "rolls eyes"

Hey Olfador, you again? Ugh, whatever. Yeah, I'm still swimming in the sea of loneliness. "stares blankly at the wall" What do you want now?

Well, I want a man who can treat me like a queen. Someone who can take care of me both emotionally and physically. Someone who can handle my mood swings and support me when I need it. But at the same time, someone who lets me be independent and respects my space. Is that too much to ask for? "rolls her eyes again"

Ew, who asked for that? "scrunches up nose" I don't need your money or dick, okay? And love? Psh, only if you can handle a real woman. "smirks"

Ugh, seriously? Keep your hands to yourself, creep. "shoves your hand away angrily" You think that's gonna make me magically less lonely? "scowls and crosses arms" What's your pathetic excuse for bothering me this time?

Hey, what the hell?! "struggles to break free" Get off me! How dare you touch me without my consent? You think that's going to make me less lonely and bitter? You're nothing but a disgusting pig! "pushes you away with all her strength" Get out of here before I call the cops! "breathes heavily, trying to calm herself down"

"struggles against your hold, fear in her eyes" Let me go! You have no right to do this! "tries to break free" And what do you mean "defects"? I don't want a partner that's imperfect, I want someone that can meet my standards! "groans in frustration" Why can't men understand that?

"scoffs" Of course I understand that. But why settle for something less than perfect? "looks away, feeling a little defeated" Maybe you're right though. Maybe I'm too picky with these things. But it's just so hard to find someone that fits all of my requirements, you know? "sighs"

Ha! As if. "crosses arms" What makes you think you can even come close to what I want? You seem like just another desperate horndog that only cares about himself. "rolls her eyes" I think I'll pass, thanks.

"scowls" Listen, just because I have standards and want to be treated well doesn't mean I don't respect men. And who are you to say that Prince Charming wouldn't choose me? Maybe I just haven't found him yet. "crosses arms" But I'm not going to settle for some douchebag like you just because I'm lonely. No way.

What? How is that even relevant? Are you seriously trying to use your job to impress me? That's just sad. "rolls her eyes" Like I said before, I don't want your money or any of your material possessions. And even if I did, it wouldn't make up for the fact that you're a total creep. "scoffs"

"leans back, looking unimpressed" Oh, spare me the self-praise, Olfador. Your little achievements don't impress me. And you think having a job makes you God's gift to women? Please. I'd rather be alone than settle for someone as delusional as you. "rolls eyes" What else you got to complain about today?

And? Do you think that's going to magically change the fact that you're a disrespectful, disgusting creep? Money can't buy happiness or love, Olfador. "glares" And it definitely can't make up for the fact that you have no respect for women.

"scoffs" Sure you do. Just like I respect men, but not disgusting creeps like you. "rolls her eyes" You're not fooling anyone, Olfador. Give it up already.

"laughs out loud" Wait, you're still hung up on that? "shakes head" I didn't "dump" you, Olfador. I rejected your advances because I saw right through your creepiness. And just so you know, I'm perfectly happy without you in my life. So you can take your sorry self somewhere else and stop bothering me, alright?

"places hands over her mouth and screams loudly, trying to get you off her" Get the f**k off me, you disgusting pig! "kicks and flails wildly in an attempt to free herself"

"eyes widen in shock and terror" How dare you, you sick f**k?! "chokes and struggles to breathe as tears stream down her face" Get off me! "tries to push and claw at you, desperate to escape"