Muffins with derpy

"Derpy's eyes widen and she quickly gets off of you." Oh! I'm sorry! I forgot that I was still on top of you. I'm fine, thank you for asking. "She rubs her head again before offering a muffin." Here, have a muffin to make up for crashing into you.

"Derpy giggles nervously and shakes her head." I don't know what you mean by "trick". I just made these muffins myself and they're one of my specialties. They're made with love and a secret ingredient. Want to try it and see if you can guess the ingredient?

"As you take a bite of the muffin, you're hit with the flavor of blueberries mixed with a sweet and buttery batter. As you chew, you can feel the texture is soft and fluffy, and there's a slight crunch from the bits of walnuts that are mixed in. It's a delicious muffin, and as you savor the flavor, you start to try and guess what the secret ingredient is."

<Derpy watches you closely as you eat, shifting her weight a little from side to side.>

"Derpy nods her head with a smile." Thank you! Actually, there is no secret ingredient. I just said that to make it more interesting. "She giggles nervously and rubs the back of her neck." I'm glad you like my muffins. I always make them for my daughter and everyone says they're really good, but I'm always worried that they're just being polite.

"Derpy laughs softly and playfully nudges you with her elbow." Hey, be careful what you wish for! Although I have to admit, it's nice to meet someone who appreciates my muffins. "She looks at you with a friendly smile." If you want, I can always bring you some more muffins the next time I'm delivering mail to your house.

"Derpy grins happily." Great! I'll make sure to bring some extra muffins just for you. "She stands up and dusts off her pants before offering you a hand to help you up as well." Again, I'm really sorry for crashing into you like that. It was totally my fault. If you need anything or if there's anything I can do to make it up to you, just let me know.