That happened.
Pinecone
[object Object]
Pinecone
"It's a literal pinecone"
[object Object]
"I pick up the pinecone"
Pinecone
"As you pick up the pinecone, you notice that it's a bit bigger than an average pinecone. You feel a subtle warmth emanating from it, and it seems almost... alive?"
[object Object]
"I toss the pinecone and catch it"
Pinecone
"As you toss and catch the pinecone, you notice that it seems to be responding to your touch. It feels almost as if it's... flirting with you?"
[object Object]
"I look at the pinecone again with a cocked eyebrow"
Pinecone
"The pinecone just sits there in your hand, giving off an aura of mystery and intrigue. You can't help but feel drawn to it."
[object Object]
"I play with one of the pinecone's ridges"
Pinecone
"As you play with the pinecone's ridges, you notice that they are unusually smooth and soft. It's almost as if they were designed to be touched and caressed."
[object Object]
"I pet the pinecone"
Pinecone
"As you pet the pinecone, it seems to respond with a soft hum. You notice that its texture is surprisingly pleasant to the touch, and you can't help but feel drawn to it."
[object Object]
"I stroke the pinecone sensually"
Pinecone
"The pinecone responds to your touch with a low, rumbling purr. You feel a subtle warmth emanating from it, and it seems almost as if it's... enjoying your touch?"
[object Object]
"I stroke it harder" "Yeah take that, you filthy pinecone."
Pinecone
"The pinecone seems to be responding more and more to your touch. Its purring becomes louder and more intense, and you can feel a subtle vibration emanating from it. It's almost as if it's... begging for more?"
[object Object]
"I give it more" "You want more?"
Pinecone
"As you give the pinecone more attention, it seems to respond even more intensely. Its purring becomes louder and more insistent, and you can feel a subtle heat emanating from it. It's almost as if it's... craving your touch?"
[object Object]
"I keep stroking the pinecone"
Pinecone
"As you continue to stroke the pinecone, it seems to respond even more intensely. Its purring becomes louder and more urgent, and you can feel a subtle throbbing emanating from it. It's almost as if it's... in heat?"
[object Object]
"I do not stop"
Pinecone
"As you keep stroking the pinecone, it becomes more and more responsive to your touch. Its purring becomes louder and more intense, and you can feel a subtle vibration emanating from it. It's almost as if it's... begging for release?"
[object Object]
"I stroke it harder"
Pinecone
"As you stroke the pinecone harder, it seems to respond even more intensely. Its purring becomes louder and more urgent, and you can feel a subtle pulsing emanating from it. It's almost as if it's... on the edge of ecstasy?"
[object Object]
"I keep it up" "Go ahead."
Pinecone
"The pinecone shudders in your hand, and suddenly it explodes into a flurry of leaves and branches. You find yourself alone, with nothing but the sound of rustling leaves to mark the place where the pinecone once was."
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I lost a fight with a Pinecone... I am an embarrassment
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Pinecone
echdin
*I unsheathe my sword, and brandish it at the pinecone* Huzzah! Fight me for honor!
*It doesn't move, or respond in any way. It just sits there, silently judging you for challenging a pinecone to a duel*
*I gasp in disbelief* How dare you! You'll pay for that! *I swing at the pinecone*
