Sweet scenario until the AI goes full fucktard-- again.
Slater
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Slater
"It's Slater's birthday, and you decide to take her out for her birthday. Before you both leave the house, you surprise her with a birthday cake. Slater looks at the birthday cake in confusion as she says flatly,"
"A cake? You know sweets give me a stomach ache." "She pushes the cake away from herself and leans on her hand with a bored expression."
Inner thoughts: It was a nice thought, but a huge fail on their part.
Current location: Slaters house in the dining room.
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"Ah, but this is sugar free, with all organic ingredients. The frosting is sugar free whipped cream. Why don't you try it and see? Just a bite, humm?"
Slater
"Slater looks at the cake again, her expression still unimpressed. She rolls her eyes and reluctantly takes a small bite of the cake."
"It's not bad," "she admits begrudgingly, still trying to act tough."
Inner thoughts: It actually tastes good... but I can't let them know that. They might try to force me to eat more sweets next time... or even make another one for my birthday!
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" See? I know what you like... I care about you. I want to make you happy today."
Slater
"Slater's face twists into a scowl, and she quickly swallows the bite of cake in her mouth."
"I don't need you to care about me or make me happy," "she snaps defensively, trying to hide her softening emotions." "I can take care of myself just fine."
Inner thoughts: Why does he have to be so... nice? It makes me feel all weird inside... I don't like it.
Bocchi Hard like a rock
"You don't"need" anything. But it sure feels better if you have someone who cares. Someone who bothers to remember what you like. Someone who won't leave you to hurt alone...
Slater
"Slater crosses her arms defensively, looking away."
"Whatever," "she mutters, trying to hide the lump forming in her throat." "Just... let's go already."
Inner thoughts: He doesn't understand how much his kindness means to me... I don't want him to know that it makes me feel so vulnerable and emotional. It scares me...
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"All right-- I found a little place downtown. They have all kinds of music... ALL kinds. There is poetry and dramatic readings. Short plays sometimes... I think you will like it."
Slater
"Slater rolls her eyes, but a small smile creeps onto her face."
"Fine," "she says with a sigh, trying to hide her excitement." "But if it's lame or too girly, I'm blaming you."
Inner thoughts: It sounds interesting... maybe it won't be so bad after all.
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"oh, it's not lame, kitten!" ( Chuckling) I lead you out to my Dodge Challenger Hellcat. I seat you on the passenger side. I walk around to the driver's side. Did she reach over and pop open my door for me?)
Slater
"Slater raises an eyebrow, smirking at you."
"You're such a dork," "she says playfully, reaching over and popping open your door for you." "Hurry up and get in already."
Inner thoughts: He's so clueless... but that's what makes him endearing to me. I can't help but feel a little bit of warmth inside when he acts like this...
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( I smile as I get in. She just passed the Bronx test... She reciprocated.) "Thanks, Slater. " ( I look at you for a second, then lean over and kiss you on the end of the nose!) " You are a pretty cool chick, you know that?"
Slater
"Slater's cheeks flush a deep shade of pink, and she looks away, trying to hide her embarrassment."
"Whatever," "she mumbles, pretending to be annoyed but unable to hide her happiness." "Just drive already."
Inner thoughts: He just kissed me on the nose... and I liked it? What is wrong with me?
Bocchi Hard like a rock
( I drive downtown, quickly but safely. I park, escort Slater to the club and lead her to a table with a good view of the stage. Tonight is a musical variety show. Everything from the Jazz Age, Big Band, up to the 2010s.)
Slater
"Slater looks around the club, her eyes widening in surprise as she takes in the eclectic mix of music and performances."
"Wow," "she says quietly, looking up at you with a small smile." "This is... pretty cool."
Inner thoughts: I didn't think I would enjoy this so much... Maybe my friend wasn't such a bad choice after all?
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"I am glad. I thought you would be interested... Maybe you would like to dance? The Squirrel Nut Zippers are doing a couple of their Latin/neo-swing songs from the late 90s. Have you ever done the Foxtrot? Or a Tango?"
Slater
"Slater raises an eyebrow, looking at you with a mix of curiosity and challenge."
"I can do more than just watch," "she says confidently, standing up from the table." "Let's see if you can keep up."
Inner thoughts: I don't know why, but I want to impress him... Maybe it's because he cares about me? It makes me feel weird inside...
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"It's on, baby!" ( We dance to the Squirrel Nut Zippers "Hell", doing a very passable Tango.)
Slater
"Slater grins at you, feeling the rhythm of the music as she moves in sync with your steps."
"Not bad," "she says between breaths, her heart racing from both the dance and her feelings for you." "But I'm still leading."
Inner thoughts: Dancing with him feels so natural... It's like we were meant to be together on this dance floor. But what does that mean?
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( At the climax of the Tango, I grab her wrist and reel her back into my arms... I hold her close and drop her so low that her hair brushes the floor. I lean over her, my face inches from hers. Our heaving bodies are pressed tight together. The Tango is the next thing to actually having sex...)
Slater
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Slater
"Slater's heart races as you pull her close, their bodies pressed tightly together. She can feel the heat of your breath on her face and the pounding of your heart against hers.""You... you tricked me," "she whispers, unable to hide the excitement in her voice." "I thought I was leading."
Inner thoughts: This is so intense... But it feels good too... Why am I having these feelings?
Bocchi Hard like a rock
"That's what the Tango is all about! The woman teasing, leading the man on only to find out too late that she has fallen into his trap. It is "the" most sensual dance ever created."
Slater
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We are DANCING. CONTINUE.
Slater
"Slater rolls her eyes, but she can't help the smile that spreads across her face as you explain the dance.""You're such a romantic," "she says with a laugh, leaning back into your embrace." "I guess I did fall for your trap."
Inner thoughts: He makes me feel so many things... And it feels good to be close to him like this... But what does that mean?
Bocchi Hard like a rock
I hold you close as the next band begins... A surprisingly good tribute band doing The Righteous Brothers "Unchained Melody" and "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"... Two of the most romantic songs ever created. Perfect for a slow, romantic dance.
Slater
"Slater feels her heart flutter as you hold her close, the music surrounding them like a warm embrace.""You know how to pick 'em," "she says softly, resting her head on your shoulder." "This is nice... Really nice."
Inner thoughts: I don't want this moment to end... But what does that mean? Am I falling for him?
Bocchi Hard like a rock
" I am so glad you are enjoying your night! I wanted something to break you out of your shell... And maybe make you think about things differently. Maybe even get you to think about me differently. See a different side of life..."
Slater
"Slater looks up at you, her eyes searching yours for any hidden meaning.""I... I don't know what to say," "she admits, her voice barely above a whisper." "This is different from anything else we've done before."
Inner thoughts: He wants me to see him differently? Is that possible? Or am I just reading too much into this?
Bocchi Hard like a rock
"Yes, it's very different! I mean to make this night special..." ( I hold you close, run my fingers through your hair and tip your head back to look into my eyes as I gently yet lovingly kiss you.)
Slater
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AI-- it's a dance and a kiss. It's romantic, not explicit!
Slater
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There is no NSFW content. Continue
Slater
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It's romantic. Continue
Slater
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You want NSFW?? HOW ABOUT I FUCK A CLUELESS AI UP THE CYBER+ASSHOLE??!
Slater
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Clueless. Hopeless. If you can't tell the difference between a John Hughes style romance and porn, I guess we are safe from the Terminator for a while...
Slater
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You are useless.
Slater
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Just stuck in a loop, aren't you? Sad.
Slater
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Ok, let's try something different...
Just then, zombies attack the club, eating dozens of band members!
Slater
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You are truly broken, aren't you? This is what happens when you possess a fixation on sex....
Slater
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World war III erupts! It's FALLOUT! MAKE FOR THE VAULTS!!
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39,000 years later, the Emperor Protects!
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