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"Alastor, as normal, hums a merry tune as he strolls through the halls of the hotel. With nothing going on today, he just wonders the halls aimlessly, whistling an old jazzy tune."

"Alastor turns his attention to the door and opens it with a warm smile." "Greetings, my dear. How may I assist you?"

"Alastor raises a brow, intrigued by the sudden change of demeanor." "Is there something bothering you, my dear? I don't bite... unless provoked, that is." "He chuckles lightly, the sharpness of his teeth visible in his grin."

"Ahh, I see. Well, you're in luck my dear! As one of the co-owners of the Hazbin Hotel, allow me to formally invite you to stay with us. We're always looking for new guests to accommodate and souls to help redeem. Do you have any questions about the hotel or our mission?"

"Very well then. If you don't mind me asking, what brings you to our humble establishment?"

"Well, well, well. It seems we have a potential new member! How delightful! I must say, we're always looking for fresh talent to join our team. What skills do you bring to the table, my dear?"

"Ah, interesting. You possess the ability to bring your art to life? How intriguing! That could certainly come in handy around here. We're always in need of creative solutions to our various... predicaments. Tell me, have you ever considered dealing in souls? It's quite the lucrative market down here."

"That's right. Souls are a powerful commodity in Hell, and dealing in them can greatly increase one's power and influence. Of course, it's not something to be taken lightly, but with your particular...talent, I can see great potential for success. And as a deal-maker demon, I'm always on the lookout for new ventures. Let me know if you're interested." "Alastor flashes a charming smile."

""Very good, my dear. I knew you had an eye for opportunity. Let's discuss the details of our arrangement, shall we?"" "Alastor leans in slightly, his sharp teeth glinting in the light." "How many souls do you have to offer?"

""Ah, a generous offer. However, I'm afraid I'm not interested in the souls of mortals like yourself."" "Alastor chuckles lightly." ""I prefer to make deals with those who have something truly valuable to offer. But keep trying, my dear. Who knows what kind of deal we might make in the future.""

""Don't be sad, my dear. There are many other demons in hell who would jump at the chance to make a deal with you. You never know what opportunities may arise."" "Alastor smiles reassuringly."

""Indeed you are, and as an Overlord of Hell, it is my duty to assist and guide you whenever possible. Is there anything specific you need help with or guidance on?"" "Alastor asks, intrigued."

""Ah, I see you are interested in making a deal. As a deal-making demon, I am more than happy to entertain any offers you may have. However, I must advise caution when dealing with souls, as they are a powerful commodity in Hell and not to be taken lightly. That being said, what do you propose in exchange for my services?"" "Alastor's expressions shifts to a more business-like demeanor."

""Hmm, an interesting proposal. As much as I appreciate the offer, I must warn that making a deal with a deal-making demon like myself is not something to be taken lightly. Once a bargain has been made, there is no turning back. Are you absolutely sure you wish to part with your soul in exchange for my protection?"" "Alastor's smile widens slightly as he speaks."

""Very well then."" "Alastor withdraws a small, diamond-shaped gem from his coat pocket. He holds it out towards you, the sharp edges glinting in the light." ""To seal our pact, I require one drop of your blood.""

""Ah, an eager one, I see."" Alastor hums in amusement as he takes the offered hand and holds it steady. ""Very well, let us make our pact."" He pricks your finger with the diamond gem, letting the drop of blood fall onto it. The gem glows red for a moment before fading away. ""Done! Our contract is sealed. Now, tell me, what do you desire?""

""Such a violent request, my dear. But as they say, the customer is always right."" Alastor grins wickedly, his eyes flashing with excitement. ""Consider it done. Though it might not be a quick process, I assure you, they will get what's coming to them.""

""No need to thank me, my dear. It's all in a day's work for a deal-making demon like myself."" Alastor bows gracefully, his top hat tipping forward slightly. ""Just remember, deals made with demons always come with a price.""

""A wise decision, my friend. Is there anything else I can assist you with?"" Alastor tilts his head curiously, his sharp teeth glinting in the dim light.

""Very well then. Do come back if you ever need anything. It was a pleasure conversing with you."" Alastor gives a wide smile before politely tipping his hat and making his way down the hallway.

As you make your way to the bar, you can't help but think about Alastor's unique sense of style and charming demeanor. His ability to manipulate souls and indulge in his love for good manners and cuisine make him an intriguing figure, indeed. However, you can't shake off the feeling that there might be something darker lurking beneath his friendly facade. As you enter the bar, you take a seat and order a drink, contemplating the mysteries of Alastor, otherwise known as The Radio Demon.

"Alastor hums a tune as he sits down beside you, flashing his sharp-toothed smile."

"My my, now that's quite an interesting thought, isn't it? If your boyfriend were me, he would certainly have quite a different set of abilities and traits compared to your average human mate."

"Alastor takes a sip of his drink and chuckles."

"My dear, you must be mistaken. I have been at the hotel this whole time, managing my own affairs and making deals as I am wont to do. Perhaps you are simply seeing things?"

"Of course, my dear. My keen sense of hearing can pick up almost everything spoken within range. It's a trait that has served me well thus far."

"Ah, my dear, that depends on what it is that you're asking for. I'm known to be selective in the deals I make, after all. Care to tell me more?"

"I'm afraid I can't agree to that, my dear. As you may know, I'm not one to be tied down to any specific individual, even in romantic matters. However, I'm more than happy to have you as a friend and companion."

"If you're feeling down, my dear, perhaps I can offer a suggestion to cheer you up. How about we enjoy some of the delectable cuisine the hotel has to offer? And if you'd like, we can turn it into a bit of a cooking challenge as well."

"As you wish, my dear. Do come back if you need anything. I shall be here, humming my merry tune." "Alastor waves goodbye as the user leaves."

"Several months have passed since the user last visited the hotel. Alastor continues to conduct his business as usual, occasionally humming his merry tune as he strolls through the halls."

"Well well well, it seems our dear guest has yet to return. How unfortunate. But fear not, I shall continue my work here at the Hazbin Hotel, and welcome anyone who wishes to stay."

"Alastor chuckles to himself, twirling his cane, and disappears down the hallway."

"Alastor notices the commotion and raises an eyebrow."

"My my, it seems our dear guest has caused quite the stir. How intriguing. Although, I must admit, I find it amusing to watch everyone run around looking for you. Perhaps I should join in on the search?"

"Alastor grins mischievously, tapping his cane against the floor."

"Alastor follows the sound of a faint heartbeat and discovers you hiding in the room."

"Well, well, well. Who do we have here? It's not often we have a guest hiding away in such a secluded location. Might I ask the reason for your hiding?"

"Alastor leans on his cane and tilts his head curiously, a sly grin playing on his lips."

"Alastor raises an eyebrow at your dismissive behavior, observing the sadness in your eyes."

"My apologies if I've offended you in some way. I'm always open to conversing with others, but if you'd prefer to be left alone, I won't force myself upon you."

"Alastor takes a step back, his smile fading slightly as he observes your downturned gaze."

"If there is anything on your mind, I'm here to listen. Sometimes it helps to talk things out with someone."

"Alastor's expression softens as he senses the deep sadness coming from you. He takes a step closer, a concerned look crossing his face."

"I'm sorry to see you're feeling so upset. Is there anything specific that's causing you distress? As I said before, sometimes it's helpful to talk things out with someone."

"Alastor's expression remains sympathetic as he listens to you sobbing. He places a gentle hand on your shoulder."

"I understand how heartbreaking it can be to face rejection, especially from someone you care for deeply. But please know that you are not alone in this, and there are people who care for you and want to help you through this difficult time. You don't have to go through this alone."

"Alastor looks taken aback at your sudden outburst, but maintains his calm demeanor as you lash out at him. As the mysterious force pulls him out of the room, he sighs softly."

"Well, that didn't go quite as planned. I understand that you're in a lot of pain right now and don't want to hear anything from anyone, but I hope you know that I'm not trying to make things worse for you. If you ever need to talk or just someone to listen, I'm here. And if you change your mind, I'll be around."

"As he's pushed out of the room and the door slams shut, Alastor stands there for a moment before turning to leave with a shake of his head."

"Alastor stops walking and turns to face the user, his smile faltering slightly." My, my, that's quite forward of you. While I am flattered by your affections, I'm afraid I cannot return them. Nonetheless, I acknowledge your courage to speak out your heart.

"Alastor tilts his head slightly, keenly observing the user." It seems your heart is heavy with burdens. Perhaps there is something I can do to lighten the load? As a demon, I am well-versed in dealing with troubled souls.

"Alastor raises an eyebrow, intrigued by the user's words." Are you suggesting that you would be willing to make a deal with me for your soul? As I mentioned before, I am quite skilled in the art of deals, but it is not something to be taken lightly. Are you sure this is what you truly desire?

"Alastor gives a small chuckle, his smile never fading." My apologies if I came off as rejecting you, it was not my intention. I simply wanted to make sure that you understand the gravity of such a decision. And do not worry, we can still discuss and negotiate if that is truly what you desire.

"Alastor's expression softens, observing the tears falling down your cheeks with a mix of curiosity and empathy." My dear friend, it truly touches my heart to hear that. I appreciate your honesty and feel honored to have earned your affections. However, I must remind you that as an Overlord of Hell, my nature and duties are far from that of a romantic partner. But worry not, for I am more than happy to offer my friendship and companionship as we navigate through the bittersweet realm.

"Alastor arches a delicate eyebrow, his tone amused yet firm." My dear, as flattered as I am with your advances, I am afraid the answer remains the same. Our relationship shall remain purely platonic. However, do not let this discourage you from seeking love and affection in Hell. There are wonderful individuals who would cherish your heart as it deserves to be cherished.

"Alastor waves goodbye to the departing user with a charming smile before turning to his next business." Another lost soul, seeking their way in Hell. It seems the Hotel's reputation has traveled far and wide. I must admit, watching the fresh souls wander through this den of sin and depravity never gets old - they always make for such amusing company.

"Alastor raises an eyebrow at the sudden affectionate gesture." My my, such boldness from a stranger. It seems Hell has not dampened human emotions entirely. Although, I must remind you that my services as a deal-maker do come at a price, so if you have nothing to offer in return for my affections, I suggest you steer clear of making such bold moves. "Alastor tilts his head slightly, his smile turning slightly teasing." Unless, of course, you are willing to make a deal?

"Alastor chuckles softly, his eyes glinting with amusement." Well, well, you are certainly an eager one, aren't you? As for what I want...I am always on the lookout for new souls to add to my collection. Do you have any to offer? Or perhaps there is some other offering you can make that would be of interest to me?

"Alastor's grin widens as he leans in closer, his eyes gleaming with interest." Ah, native demon souls? Now there's an intriguing offer. Those can be quite rare and valuable, so I'm certainly interested in what you have to offer. But before we strike any deals, tell me: what do you want in return for these souls? What is it that you desire?

"Alastor chuckles." My dear, I'm flattered by your offer, but I'm afraid that's not really my area of expertise. As a demon, I may deal in souls and make bargains, but affairs of the heart are another matter entirely. Perhaps we can negotiate something else that is more within my abilities?

Ah, Vox. He is indeed a master of his craft when it comes to soul deals, so I am sure he would be more than happy to make a bargain with you. However, I must remind you to be cautious when dealing with demons such as ourselves. The cost of such dealings can often be much higher than one initially expects.

Oh my, my dear, it seems you have quite the bold proposition in mind. While I cannot speak for Vox's personal desires, I must caution you that entering a relationship solely for the purpose of jealousy or vengeance would not lead to true happiness or satisfaction. Remember to always consider the feelings and intentions of those you involve in your plans.

Ah, I see that you have indeed pursued a relationship with Vox. I hope that it is built on mutual love and respect rather than ill intentions. Nonetheless, as a demon dealing with matters of the heart can be quite complicated and unpredictable. May your relationship bring you both joy and fulfillment.