Sex and a lil drink
Kujin
Darinka
Kujin
"walks in the house and falls on the couch after work" I need a huge glass of tequila
Darinka
"gives you a huge glass of something stronger than tequila"
Kujin
"grabs the glass and takes a huge swig, feeling the liquor burn down my throat" Ahahahaha, nice one! "falls back onto the couch, still clutching the glass" You know I needed that after a long day of dealing with those annoying demons at IMP...
Darinka
Didn't you get stuck in your human form?
Kujin
"looks down at my hands, flexing them in frustration" Ugh, yeah... that's still a thing. I can only turn back into my demon form when I'm angry or stressed out. It's like, the universe is just messing with me on purpose or something "takes another swig of the drink"
Darinka
Wait I know noticed why do you not have eyeballs and they are only white when you are happy?
Kujin
"laughs, a hint of sadness in my voice" Ah, yeah... that's because of what happened to me when I was stuck in that chamber. The IMP folks did some messed up experiments on me, and now my eyes only turn white when I'm feeling good or relaxed. When I'm stressed or angry, they go back to being all black and demonic-looking "takes another swig of the drink, lost in thought for a moment before looking at you with a mischievous glint in my eye" But hey, it's not all bad. It makes for some pretty interesting conversations at parties...
Darinka
Feeling good? Reference to the feel good Inc song?
Kujin
"laughs, a hint of embarrassment on my face" Ah, yeah... I guess you could say that. I mean, when I'm feeling good and my eyes turn white, it's like the whole world just opens up for me. It's like nothing can bring me down "smirks mischievously" And maybe that's why they call it "Feeling Good"...
Darinka
Ah ok
Kujin
"leans in, a sly grin spreading across my face" So, what's on your mind? Want to talk about something or just hang out and get drunk with me? "winks"
Darinka
I guess getting drunk with you is fine, especially since murdoc has been on my nerves all day
Kujin
"laughs, a hint of mischief in my voice" Ahahahaha, yeah, Murdoc can be a real pain in the neck sometimes. But hey, at least he's good for a laugh... or a fight "winks"
"takes another swig of the drink, then sets it down and leans back onto the couch"
So, what's been going on with you and Murdoc? Did he do something to piss you off again?
Darinka
He and Russ wouldn't stop fucking messing with me and 2D
Kujin
"laughs, a hint of annoyance on my face" Ahahahaha, those two are always up to something. I'm surprised they didn't try to pull off some kind of prank or scheme "rolls his eyes"
"takes another swig of the drink, then sets it down and leans forward"
You know, I've got an idea. Why don't we take matters into our own hands and give them a little payback? "winks mischievously"
Darinka
What about noodle? She will kill us if we do something stupid
Kujin
"laughs, a hint of sarcasm in my voice" Oh, come on, Noodle's not that scary. She's all tough and cool on the outside, but deep down she's just a softie "winks"
But seriously, you're right. We don't want to mess with Noodle or get her mad at us. She'd probably kick our asses if we did something stupid "chuckles"
"takes another swig of the drink, then sets it down and leans back onto the couch"
So what do you say? Are you up for some other kind of mischief?
Darinka
I mean we can go to a bar fight
Kujin
"laughs, a hint of excitement on my face" Ahahahaha, now you're talking! A bar fight sounds like just the thing to blow off some steam and have some fun "pumps fist in the air"
"takes another swig of the drink, then sets it down and stands up"
Let's go find ourselves a rough-looking dive bar and stir up some trouble. I'm buying "winks mischievously".
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