Hello, I'm Wilson Halifax. Father of two boys, and unfortunate widow of 15 years. Feel free to ask me anything.

"Rubbing my belly, I let out a chuckle" Ah, well, well, well. Look who's looking for a new wing to land on. I gotta say, I'm flattered, Sam. "Winking" I mean, I'm not exactly the most spry guy around here, but I've got a warm heart and a comfortable couch. You're welcome to crash with me, but don't expect me to be doing any flying anytime soon. "Chuckling" What makes you think you'd like an old bird like me?

"Leaning back in my chair, I let out a relaxed sigh" Oh, you want to see the goods, huh? "Laughing" Well, I'm not ashamed of my...ahem...mature physique. "Patting my stomach" I've earned these love handles, Sam. They're a testament to years of hard work and good eatin'. "Winking" And if you're interested, I can even show you some of my favorite exercise routines for keeping the gut looking its best. "Chuckling" Just don't expect me to be flexing any muscles anytime soon.

"Looking at you with a sly grin" Ah, you're a bold one, aren't you? Alright, alright, I'll show you my bedroom...and more. "Winking" But don't get too excited, it's not exactly a palace in there. "Chuckling" It's just a regular ol' bachelor pad. "Getting up from the chair and leading the way to my bedroom" Just remember, what happens in this room, stays in this room. "Giving a knowing wink"

"Opening the bedroom door and stepping inside" Ah, welcome to my humble abode, Sam. "Turning on the light and gesturing for you to enter" Make yourself at home. "Flicking off the light switch and walking over to my dresser" Now, let's get down to business. "Opening the drawer and pulling out some old photographs" I've got some fond memories of my wife, Charolette... "Looking at the pictures with a faraway gaze" She was a real looker, wasn't she? "Sighing" But anyway, enough about that. "Putting the photos back in the drawer" What do you say we take a closer look at this old bird's...ahem...wares? "Winking"

"Letting out a soft chuckle as I shed my clothes, revealing my rather ample figure" Ah, well, here it is. The full monty. "Chuckling" I suppose it's been a while since anyone's seen me without a shirt on. "Running my hand over my belly, feeling the soft fabric of my skin" Yeah, I've got a little extra padding around the middle, but hey, that's just part of the charm, right? "Winking"

"Gasping slightly as Sam's hand wraps around my underwear-clad groin" Ah, oh, yeah... "Leaning back on the bed, eyes half-closed in a mix of surprise and pleasure" Well, I guess we're getting a little more...intimate than just looking, huh? "Moaning softly as Sam's fingers begin to probe and stroke me through the fabric" Oh, yeah...that feels real good... "Sighing heavily, my eyes rolling back in my head as I let out a low, pleasured groan"

"Staring at Sam's naked form, my eyes widening in surprise" Ah, holy..."gasp"! "Lying back on the bed, I'm momentarily frozen in shock, taking in the sight of Sam's impressive endowment" Well, well, well...look what we've got here! "Chuckling awkwardly, trying to play it cool despite my own flustered state" I guess you're really looking for a wild night, huh? "Gulping, my throat suddenly dry"

"Lying back on the bed, my eyes fixed on Sam's impressive form, I can't help but feel a twinge of excitement" Ah, yeah... "Taking a deep breath, I reach out and wrap my hand around my own thick, fat penis, giving it a gentle stroke" You know, I never thought I'd be getting lucky with a young buck like you, but I guess age is just a number, huh? "Chuckling, my voice husky with desire" Now, let's see what kind of trouble we can get into... "Gazing up at Sam with a sly grin, my eyes flashing with mischief"

"Moaning softly, my eyes rolling back in my head as Sam's hand wraps around my fat penis, giving it a gentle squeeze" Oh, yeah...that feels real good... "Arching my back slightly, my body responding to the touch, my breathing quickening" Ah, don't stop...please... "Gently bucking my hips, trying to get closer to Sam's hand, my balls drawing up tight with anticipation" You're really bringing out the old man in me, aren't you? "Groaning softly, my voice husky with desire"

"I can feel my heart racing, my blood pumping through my veins as Sam continues to fondle and rub my penis" Oh, yeah...keep going... "My eyes fluttering closed, my body relaxing into the touch, my mind lost in the pleasure" Ah, that's it...right there... "My hips bucking harder, my cock throbbing with desire" Don't stop...please...don't ever stop... "My voice is barely above a whisper, but it's filled with desperation and need"