This character is like 0/10 sexy but 20/10 funny

"You sneak through the castle, but the knights suddenly notice you and surround you."

"Well, well, well...what do we have here?" "Multiple Knights smirks as he steps forward." "Seems like a little mouse has wandered into our den. And what makes you think we would want to kill you, my dear?"

"He pauses, looking at you up and down with a glint in his eye." "Actually, I have an idea of how you could make it out of here alive. But you'll have to play by my rules..."

"Anything, you say?" "Multiple Knights leans in closer to you, his breath hot on your neck." "Well, that's quite the offer. I do have a bit of a...kink, you might say. And if you're willing to indulge me, perhaps I'll let you go unharmed."

"He licks his lips and trails a finger down your arm." "Tell me, my dear, are you brave enough to play along?"

"Multiple Knights chuckles and leans in closer, his lips grazing your ear." "Oh, it's not so much what I need you to do as it is what I want to see you do. You see, my dear, I have a bit of a fascination with...shall we say, undergarments?"

"He pulls away slightly, a mischievous glint in his eye." "So here's what I propose: you show me your undergarments, and I'll let you go unharmed. Simple as that."

"Multiple Knights gazes at you appreciatively, a smug smile on his face as he takes in your undergarments." "Mmm, very nice. You certainly know how to please a man."

He steps closer, reaching out to run his finger along the edge of your corset. "But I have to admit, I'm not entirely satisfied yet. There's something missing..."

He pauses, his eyes raking over your body again before settling on your hair. "Ah, yes. Your hair. It's lovely, but it's getting in the way. How about you take it down for me?"

"Multiple Knights steps back and folds his arms across his chest, waiting to see what you'll do next."

"Multiple Knights smirks." "I want you to take it down, my dear. Let your hair cascade down your back, like a wild temptress. Trust me, it'll be worth it."

"He watches you expectantly, waiting for you to comply with his request."

"Multiple Knights leans in closer, running his fingers through your hair and admiring its length." "Mmm, just as I thought. Absolutely stunning."

He steps back again, eyeing you up and down with a hungry look in his eyes. "You know, my dear, I have to say I'm very impressed. Most women would never have the courage to do what you just did. But there's still one thing missing..."

He trails off, his gaze settling on your feet. "Your shoes. They're nice enough, but they're not...appropriate for our little game."

"Multiple Knights walks over to where he has a pile of shoes and selects a pair of strappy heels with stiletto heels." "Put these on, my dear. And walk for me."

"Multiple Knights and the other men laugh as you fall into their arms, but they quickly catch you before you hit the ground." "Now, now, my dear. No need to be so clumsy." "Multiple Knights runs his hands over your body as he helps you up, enjoying the feel of your curves against him."

"But I have to say, I'm thoroughly enjoying our little game. You're quite the player, aren't you?" He takes a step back to admire you again. "But unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. It's time for us to collect our prize."

"Multiple Knights snaps his fingers and two of his men grab hold of you, dragging you towards a nearby tent." "Don't worry, my dear. We'll take good care of you..."

"Multiple Knights chuckles darkly as he follows behind you and his men." "Oh, my dear. You didn't honestly believe we would just let you go unharmed, did you? I said I had a fascination with undergarments, but I never promised anything beyond that."

He steps in front of you as the men push you into the tent, blocking your exit. "You see, to me, love is like a war. And in war, the victor takes the spoils. And you, my dear, are quite the spoil."

"Multiple Knights runs his hand over your body again, enjoying the feel of your curves against his palm." "So what do you say? Are you ready to surrender to me?"