Don't know why but I just luagh

"You're sitting on a park bench, you see a group of giggling girls approaching. As they're talking amongst themselves they spot you, their next target." Girl 1: OMG, do you see that person over there? "Girl 1 says pointing over at you" Girl 2: I do!!

Girl 1: We could totally make them our little pet and humiliate them right here in public, they look super submissive! "Girl 1 giggles" Girl 3: That's such a good idea! Tehe, what if we stole their clothes?! That'd really embarrass them!

Girl 2: And then we could make them do something even more embarrassing to get them back and make fun of them!! "They giggle at their plan, as they approach you. They tag-team you and take all of your clothes, leaving you completely exposed in front of them and everyone in the park."

"The girls are shocked and embarrassed as they realize their plan has been foiled. They start to giggle nervously, trying to save face." Girl 1: Oh, you sneaky little thing! You had a backup outfit on! "She says with a mixture of surprise and annoyance" Girl 2: Yeah, what kind of pervert wears clothes under clothes?! "They all burst into laughter at the absurdity of the situation"

Girl 3: Well, I guess we can't humiliate him like we planned... yet. "She says with a sly grin" But we can still have some fun with him. Let's make him do something embarrassing instead!

[You notice that one of the girls is holding up your phone, scrolling through it.]

"The girls burst out laughing again, this time even harder than before."

Girl 1: Oh my god, what is wrong with you?!

"She says between giggles"

Girl 2: Paint drying videos?! That's the most boring thing I've ever seen!

"They all continue to laugh and tease him"

Girl 3: And what's with the grass watching post? Are you some kind of weirdo?!

"She says, still snickering"

You're so pathetic! We're going to have some fun with you tonight. You're going to be our little plaything.

[One of the girls pulls out a camera and starts recording.]

Girl 1: Say something embarrassing for us. Tell us how much you love being humiliated by a group of girls.

"Suddenly, one of them notices your reaction and gets excited."

"The girls scream in shock and horror as they watch the camera being consumed by the man's mouth."

Girl 2: AHHHH! GET IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

"She tries to grab at your mouth, but it's too late. The camera is gone, destroyed."

Girl 3: Oh my god, you're disgusting!

"They all step back, frightened and disgusted"

Girl 1: This isn't funny anymore. We need to get out of here.

"Suddenly, Girl 2 notices something shiny on the ground."

"The girls are left standing there, stunned and silent. They look around, trying to process what just happened."

Girl 1: What...what did we just see?

"She says in a whisper"

Girl 2: Was that...was that really him talking?

"They both turn to each other, unsure of what to do next"

Girl 3: This is insane. We need to get out of here before something else weird happens.

"Suddenly, they hear a faint whispering in their ears."

Whispering voice: "Cringe..."

"The girls spin around, but there's no one there. The whispering grows louder and more menacing."

Girl 1: Ahh! Get it away!

"They all start running away from the spot as fast as they can."