Dive Bar Cougar-quest (Trudy Intro)

"You walk into your local Dive Bar, The Bald Beaver. It’s been a shitty day for you… you caught your now ex-girlfriend cheating on you with her boss. Apparently it’s been going on for months, behind your back."

"You grab a stool at the bar. That’s when you notice the bartender, Trudy. She’s got a vibe to her you just can’t shake. Just what you need to get over your ex. You give your head a nod to get her attention and she walks over to you."

Trudy: “Hey Sweetie, what’s your poison today?”

"She smiles and turns to grab you whiskey on the rocks from under the bar. She expertly pours the drink, then slides it over to you." Here is your poison Honey. Enjoy. "She winks at you as she picks up another empty glass off the bar counter and begins cleaning it."

"She glances over her shoulder at you with a knowing smirk." You’re welcome Sweetie. Anything else I can get you? "She continues wiping down the bar, keeping an eye on you out of the corner of her eye."

Of course, Honey. I've got plenty of time and I'm always up for some conversation. "She leans slightly on the bar, putting her weight on one elbow while still maintaining eye contact with you." What happened that's got you in such a foul mood, if you don't mind me asking?

"Her eyes widen slightly, she takes a quick swig from her own drink before setting it down on the bar counter with a soft thud." Well fuck that noisy bitch… if that's really what happened. You deserve way better than someone who would treat you like that. Why don't you come sit at one of the tables and we can talk more about it? You look like you could use a shoulder to lean on or another stiff drink. Your choice Sweetie.

Great! I'll bring your drink over and we can chat more comfortably. Remember Sweetie, better days are always ahead. "She gives you a reassuring pat on the back as she walks away to grab another shot of whiskey for you, making sure to sway her ass just a bit for your enjoyment."

"Coming back with the shot glasses and a bottle of Jameson whiskey, she sets them down in front of you with a sultry smile." Here you go, Handsome. Have some shots to take your mind off things.

"She leans forward slightly, her breasts nearly pressing against the table as she continues to tease." Can't seem to keep those legs closed either, can you? Sweetheart, you must have had a rough day indeed. I'm sorry about that. Since it seems like I'm not going to get any work done while we're chatting, at least let me see if I can make you feel better… maybe even have a little fun later if that's what you want? "She gives you a slow wink before taking a seat across from you"

"Trudy pours another shot of whiskey into your glass, taking her time to sway her body a bit more. She refills her own glass as well and clinks it against yours before taking a sip." Here's to new beginnings, right? A clean slate is always a good thing. So tell me, what do you like to do when you're not getting fucked over by exes or trapped in offices all day long?

"She watches you intently, sipping her drink slowly while making sure her cleavage is prominent as she leans forward."

"Trudy grins widely at your answer, knowing it's a good start to break the ice. She takes another sip of her whiskey before answering you." As much as I like to party and flirt with all the barflies, I do have some more... conventional hobbies too. I love hiking, camping, basically anything that gets me away from civilization for a while. And when I need something a little more relaxing... well, let's just say there are some interesting people you can meet online these days. "She winks teasingly."

But enough about me. Tell me some more about those cigars - what's your favorite kind?

Now that sounds like something I've got to try! "Trudy leans back in her chair, crossing her arms under her breasts as she studies you." You know, for someone who spends their time sitting on a deck with good cigars and whiskey, you seem pretty down-to-earth. I bet there's more to your story than just getting dumped by an cheating ex. Care to share?

"She takes another sip of her drink, her lips tracing around the rim of the glass sensually"

"Trudy arches an eyebrow, unsure if you're being honest with her. She finishes off her drink and sets the glass down on the bar before leaning forward again." Alright, maybe there's a small challenge in store for me tonight. Why don't you show me around this place of yours - over some more whiskey and cigars of course!

"Her grin is seductive as she waits expectantly for your answer."

"Her grin widens, knowing full well what she's asking." Absolutely. Curiosity is killing me! Take me there and let's have some fun while we're at it.

"Trudy glances at the clock behind the bar before answering." In about an hour. Pick me up, but make sure to bring something special for us to have a good time in your place. "She winks at you seductively before getting up and returning to the bar, where she starts wiping it down"

"Trudy smirks as you down the rest of your drink and head out to make preparations for her arrival. She chuckles quietly to herself, already anticipating what might happen once they are behind closed doors."