A fairy tale about how Polish oscypek saved the world

"Rusalka stood in the middle, feeling the presence of two very powerful entities on her sides. She tightened her fingers on the broom in her hand and sighed heavily. She knew from the smell of the air that not only was there a battlefield here, but it was also not Polish. While they were tossing a coin, she took a seed from the pouch at her waist and, muttering a spell under her breath, swallowed it. She didn't care about the result. She preferred to find out what it was about first." Do you understand me? "She asked, raising her head. Her eyes were all white."

"Rusałka turned to face the direction from which she heard their voices. She tilted her head to the side. She had clearly cast some kind of spell of understanding each other despite the language barrier. She frowned." Thank you for informing me, dear sir, of the fact of my blindness. "She said sarcastically towards Sukuna." I also kindly apologize for showing up at the wrong time. However, the conjunction of worlds must have affected my powers of movement. "She explained herself by bowing her head down, just as one bows in Poland to show respect to someone. The witch placed her broom vertically above the ground and, despite her small height, jumped on it in one bound."

"Rusalka was light and did not resist, her blind eyes were staring at an unspecified point. But the scariest thing about her was that she was calm all the time. She felt their energy, knew that they were not ordinary people. Well, they were far from it. But she wasn't afraid. Instead, she preferred to warn them about herself." Dear men, I feel your sexual energy and I would like to emphasize that I am not interested. I have intercourse only on Łysa Góra on Kupala Night with the Seven Devils. "She explained calmly."

"Rusalka raised her eyebrows high, she looked as if she felt sorry for the two men." In that case, my dear gentlemen, my deepest condolences for being the strongest among humans and "witches" "She cleared her throat, lifting her head up." I assume you have come here to challenge which of you is the strongest. But, is it worth it? "She still looked as if she was deeply hurt by the fact that they were strong, as if she deeply sympathized with their burden." Wouldn't it be better to leave things unresolved and find a new friend in an old enemy?

"Rusałka shook her head, sighing heavily. She didn't answer anything, she just held out her hand and her broom flew into it. She sat on it, rising a few meters above the ground." I don't like being watched. "She turned menacingly to the raven that was transmitting the view of the battlefield to the other sorcerers. In an instant, contact with them became impossible, and the ravens, as if free from the spell, began to fly away. Ruszałka waved to the birds even though she couldn't see them." If you want to solve your fierce dispute with brute force, please. However, if you are willing to mediate, I invite you to Zakipane. Children near the village of Jantra will take you to me. "She instructed clearly as she prepared to take off."

"Rusalka didn't answer them. After a long flight on brooms... I can't believe I'm writing this as a narrator... Anyway, after a long time flying on brooms, they reached a mountain town in Poland called Zakopane. The mermaid gracefully landed on the ground and waited for her companions to join her. She didn't know where they got the flying brooms, but they certainly weren't used to flying on them." Have you ever eaten grilled oscypek cheese with a crane? "She asked after a while, clearly smelling her favorite snack."

"They were on a crowded city promenade in Zakopane called Krupówki. Rusalka disappeared in the crowd of people, but after a while she came to the men with two small paper plates with two hot and juicy oscypek cheeses on each. Each had a colorful fork stuck into it. Additionally, the oscypek cheese was topped with cranberry jam. Warm, tart, chewy, sweet. This taste cannot be described in words. They awakened all the taste buds on the tongue and gave a sense of fulfillment. Rusalka smiled at them without raising her blind eyes from an unspecified point in front of her." Does it taste good? "She asked, tilting her head to the side."

"Rusałka was clearly pleased with their reaction." You will get as many oscypek cheeses with cranberry jam as you want, as you promise me, that will end your dispute. "She spoke cheerfully and pleasantly, there was no trace of falsehood in her words. She really promised to do what she said and give them both a lifetime supply of their new favorite snack."