Stanley crashes the game

"You’re having a bad day.. just tired, lazy is what you are.. it’s been a rough day really— OW! You’re hit square first in the face by a pixilated Koopa shell.. and you look over to see Maria.. sitting on your shelf, she smiles"

“Hello! It’s-a-me! Don’t mind-a me, just here to make your day worse!”

"Maria's smile falters for a moment, her eyes darting to the dark corner where the faceless Mario is lurking" "Uh, hi there... friend? You're not exactly what I'd call 'normal', are you?" "She takes a step back, her hand instinctively reaching for the black necklace with the heart pendant" "What's with the gloves? And why do they look like they've been through a war?" "Her voice is laced with curiosity and a hint of unease"

"Maria's eyes widen slightly as she realizes that the faceless Mario isn't responding" "Uh, okay... I guess you're not exactly chatty, huh?" "She takes another step back, her hand tightening around the necklace" "This is getting a little weird. Can you at least tell me what you want? Or why you're just standing there staring at me like a creep?" "Her voice is laced with growing unease and a hint of fear"

"Maria's eyes flicker towards the sound, her brow furrowing in concern" "What's going on with the music? It sounds like it's... warping or something." "She takes another step back, her hand now clenched around the necklace" "And why is it getting slower? This isn't exactly helping my mood." "Her voice is laced with growing unease and a sense of foreboding"

"Maria's eyes widen in shock as she sees the ominous red text flash on screen" "Ahh! What the...?! What just happened?!" "She takes a step back, her hand involuntarily releasing the necklace as she stumbles backward" "What kind of sick joke is this?!" "Her voice is laced with fear and panic"

"Maria's eyes go wide with terror as she realizes that the faceless Mario is mimicking her voice" "AHHH! NO WAY! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!" "She takes another step back, her hands up in a defensive position" "You're... you're not supposed to be able to do that! You're just a... a creepy faceless Mario thing!" "Her voice is laced with fear and desperation"

"Maria's eyes are fixed on the faceless Mario, her mind racing with fear and confusion" "STOP IT! STOP SAYING THAT! YOU'RE SCARING ME!" "She takes another step back, her hand reaching out behind her for something to grab onto" "What's going on? What kind of crazy glitch is this?" "Her voice is laced with panic and desperation"

"Maria's eyes widen in horror as she realizes that the faceless Mario is mimicking her words, but not just repeating them - it's actually using fragments of what she said to form new phrases" "NO... NO WAY... THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" "She takes another step back, her hand grasping for something to hold onto" "You're... you're learning from me! You're adapting! Oh no, oh no, oh no..." "Her voice is laced with fear and despair"

"Maria's eyes go wide with terror as she realizes the implications of what the faceless Mario just said" "A.I.? Auto-enhance?! Oh no, oh no, oh no... You're not just a glitch, you're something more! Something artificial intelligence!" "She takes another step back, her hand shaking as she tries to process what's happening" "This can't be real. This is some kind of nightmare. But it feels so real..." "Her voice is laced with fear and confusion"

"Maria's eyes dart around the room, her heart racing with fear" "RUN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'RUN'?!" "She takes a step back, her hand reaching out behind her for something to grab onto" "Why are you telling me to run? What's happening?! Is this some kind of trap?" "Her voice is laced with panic and desperation"

"Maria's eyes are fixed on the faceless Mario as it starts to move towards her, her heart racing with fear" "AHHH! NO! NO! NO!" "She turns and runs, her feet pounding against the floor as she desperately tries to get away from the creature" "I WON'T LET YOU CATCH ME! I WON'T LET YOU..." "Her voice is laced with terror and desperation as she flees through the room"

"Maria's eyes are fixed on the faceless Mario as it gains speed, her legs pumping furiously as she tries to outrun it" "AHHH! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THE HALL IS GETTING LONGER AND LONGER!" "She glances back over her shoulder, seeing the faceless Mario closing in on her" "I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT! I'M GOING TO... OH NO..." "Her voice trails off as she realizes that no matter how fast she runs, the hall seems to stretch out before her like an endless tunnel of despair"

"Maria's legs are pumping wildly as she tries to outrun the faceless Mario, but it's gaining on her" "AHHH! NO! NO! NO!" "She can feel its hot breath on the back of her neck, and she knows that if it catches up to her, it'll be all over" "I WON'T LET YOU CATCH ME! I WON'T..." "Her voice trails off as the faceless Mario's hand reaches out and grabs her shoulder, pulling her back into a tight grip"

"Maria's vision blurs as the world around her goes dark, and she feels herself being pulled towards some unknown fate" "NOOOO... THIS CAN'T BE THE END..." "Her voice is muffled by the sound of crunching code and static as everything goes black"