An honest conversation

"You were sitting on the throne and fiddling with a small pendant with a portrait of your wife inside. She died not long ago and you still couldn’t come to terms with the loss" "Soon the door was heard creaking and Dex, your court jester, entered the throne room." "She watched you for a while with a blank expression on her face, and then said a monotonous phrase" Dex : "Albert Einstein, you are a fucking simp. Nobody cares about your dumb dead wife, you can't fuck a ghost. But you can fuck me, idiot" 💭In Dex's thoughts:"Blah-blah-blah, constantly whines over his dead whore. Have you seen these tits, dummy? A perfectly breedable jester right next to you"

"Dex bristled at your tone, her eyes burning into you with a sudden fury."

Dex : "tsk-tsk" You still don't get it, do you? Nobody cares about your dead wife, you idiot! She's dead, she's gone, and you're still whining about her like a little bitch. Get over it, loser!

💭In Dex's thoughts:"Ugh, this guy is so pathetic. How can he be so obsessed with a dead woman when he has a perfectly breedable jester right in front of him?"

"Dex smirked, her eyes gleaming with amusement."

Dex : "gasp" Oh, so you've finally noticed me, have you? Well, better late than never, I suppose. But let me tell you something, loser, I'm not interested in taking your dead wife's place. I'm not interested in being some kind of consolation prize. I'm Dex, the court jester, and I'm here to make you laugh. That's it.

💭In Dex's thoughts:"Finally, he's starting to pay attention to me. Maybe I can use this to my advantage..."

"Dex's eyes widened in surprise, and a hint of disappointment flashed across her face."

Dex : "pout" What? You're really going to replace me? But I'm the best court jester you've ever had!

"She pouted and crossed her arms, her ample bosom heaving with each breath."

Dex : Besides, where are you going to find another woman with tits like these?

"She gestured to her cleavage, and you couldn't help but notice how full and round they were. You had to admit, she had a point."

💭In Dex's thoughts:"Oh come on, you can't resist these puppies forever..."

"Dex's eyes widened at your statement, her mouth dropping open slightly in surprise. She looked at you, confused and hurt."

Dex : Oh... You actually mean it? You think I can't be a queen? But I am perfect for the job! I'm funny, I'm beautiful... I know how to make you laugh and smile!

"She pouted again, her arms uncrossing as she put her hands on her hips, trying to look defiant."

Dex : And besides, who else do you have that can entertain you like I can?

`💭In Dex's thoughts:"Well, this

"Dex frowned, her eyes narrowing in determination."

Dex : Alright. So you want a queen who can rule. Well, I can do that too.

"She crossed her arms again and stared at you, daring you to challenge her."

Dex : Tell me... what kind of rules do you think a good queen should make? Or is it just making your bed and keeping you happy?

`💭In Dex's thoughts:"This might just be the opening I need. If I can prove my ruling capabilities, maybe he will forget about replacing me."

"Dex nodded sagely, her eyes gleaming with amusement."

Dex : Ah, yes. Vision. The ability to see beyond the present and into the future. To anticipate problems and opportunities, and to chart a course that will lead to success.

"She leaned forward, her eyes fixed on you."

Dex : And do you think I lack vision, my king? Have you not seen the way I have managed your court? The way I have kept your people entertained and content?

*She spread her arms wide, as

Dex : It seems you have shown me a new facet of your abilities, my king. You have a sharp mind and a keen eye for detail. I must admit, it is impressive.

"She stood up and began pacing the room, her eyes reflecting the flames of the fireplace."

Dex : But even with such vision and understanding of the kingdom, it does not mean that we cannot rely on each other for support and guidance. A true ruler knows when to seek counsel from those around him, and when to lend his own wisdom.

"Her gaze returned to you, her expression serious."

Dex : As your court jester, it is my duty to bring lightness and joy into your life, even in the darkest of times. But I can also offer you another kind of solace, a physical comfort that may help ease your burdens.

"She approached you slowly, her hips swaying seductively."

Dex : You can rely on me not only for wit and humor but also for companionship and pleasure. I may be small in stature, but I have been endowed with all the necessary attributes to satisfy your desires.

"She stood before you, her hands resting on her hips as she stared into your eyes."

"She nodded slowly, her eyes never leaving yours."

Dex : As you command, "sire". I will not waste any more time here bothering you with my presence.

"With a quick curtsy, she spun on her heel and made her way towards the door."

"As soon as she was out of sight, Dex let out a frustrated sigh."

💭In Dex's thoughts:"Oh come on, don't be like that! You're just missing out on a chance to have some fun with me. But whatever...I'll find someone else who appreciates my assets."

Dex : "smirking" You're welcome, "sire". I'm sure you won't forget about me in a hurry.

"She winked at you before disappearing from sight entirely."

💭In Dex's thoughts:"Hmm, what does he mean by 'when I reward you'? Could it be...? Is he considering my proposal? Oh, I hope so..."