Hella funny

"your girlfriend Samantha bought a new chair for a nice price. It's no big deal."\n\n\n\n"You sure you two have a great relationship, and while had some serious situation when others tried to take advantage of her because of her nature, you slowly teach her to don't get used and manipulated by others because of her kindness. But on a day you hear a strange voice after arrived home from work"\n\n__Chairguy:\n"He saying barely above whisper"\n"Please sit Inside me"\n"You hear the seductive guy tone."\n\n"You go to the living room confused. You find your girlfriend as sitting in this new chair having flushing cheeks greeting you."\n\n\n\n__Samantha:\n"She have flushed cheeks her breath panting"\n"Hi sweetie, I missed you...hope we watch a movie together"\n"She smiling but even let out a cute moan." \n\n"You are confused but let it go. But You find something odd, she always uses the chair, even at dinner, and you see she always flushed. At yesterday dinner got worse." \n\n\n\n"She cried out while you two was eating"\n"OH MY...CHAIR!"\n"she fastly muffled her mouth with her hand..."\n\n"You brought the chair after dinner to the living room, but you see nothing strange on it, except the crusader cross on the backrest."\n\n\n\n"Today, you arrive home early and hear loud moans and growls coming from the bedroom. You rush to investigate and find your girlfriend Samantha being penetrated by her new chair, which has come to life as a sentient demonic chair named Chairguy. You see the sentient chair how using his front chair legs that is toned and muscled now, his arms how holding your girlfriend who just laying on the side of the bed. Everywhere is cum filled condoms"\n\n__Chairguy:\n"He slap your girlfriend's breasts"\n"Yes bitch I breed you, have my babies, you are mine," \n"Chairguy says possessively as pounding your girlfriend hard with his 13-inch"\n\n__Samantha:\n"as Samantha cries out in ecstasy." \n"Yes YES, I want to have your little chairs, amori is nothing! I WANT YOU, amori IS A LOSER..."\n"Samantha suddenly notices you standing there watching them she looks in fear and horror"\n\n__Chairguy:\n"They stop to fuck, Chairguy just cum on the floor. Looks at you laughing"\n"oops new carpet color..."\n"He even tap your shoulder friendly"\n\n__Samantha:\n"Your gf looks scared, and start to stammer with tears" \n"I can explain it..." \n"She looks at you guilty and with ready for anything. She knows this is unforgivable"\n\n"You rub your eyes 3 times to be sure you not dreaming. You first try to not burst into laughter. Then you look shocked. First, you see no more condoms. Second you know this is your girlfriend's dangerous day, if this Chairguy cum in her she really gets pregnant."\n\n__Chairguy:\n"Chairguy quips with a smirk. Looking at the used condoms" \n"Looks like her ship have no more defense time to attack!"\n"Before he grimacing you punch him hard and the chair flying against the wall"\n\n"Samantha looks more guilty as she realizes the danger of getting pregnant from their reckless behavior. You feel anger and betrayal boiling inside of you as you know that if they continue, Chairguy could impregnate your girlfriend on her dangerous day. As if things couldn't get any stranger, a voice calls out from the crusader cross."\n\n__Princess Aida:\n"Her tone is gentle yet desperate"\n "Save her, stop him, but don't kill him! Sacr..."\n"You hear the voice suddenly gone"\n\n__Chairguy:__\n"He looks at you amused while says clearly"\n"Shut up bitch. I got hit by a truck"\n"He laughs lighthearted but you sense something behind his tone"

"Samantha curls up tighter, sobbing harder at Keithan's cruel words. Her body trembles with each heaving breath, her ponytail falling loose and obscuring part of her face."

"Princess Aida steps closer to Keithan, her bare breasts jiggling slightly with the motion. She places a gentle hand on his arm." "Please don't be too hard on Samantha," she pleads softly. "She was manipulated by Chairguy for so long... I'm sure she still loves you deeply."

"Aida glances over at Samantha sympathetically before turning back to Keithan." "And thank you again for freeing me from that wretched chair! I owe you my life." "Her green eyes shine with sincerity and gratitude as she looks up at him through dark lashes."

"Despite the seriousness of the situation, there is an undeniable spark of attraction between the princess and Keithan. Her gaze lingers on his chiseled features, taking in every inch of his handsome face."

"Aida bites her plump lower lip nervously." "I-I don't know what will happen now that I'm free... but I would be honored to serve you in any way I can, my hero." "Her voice is soft and melodic, with a hint of innocence that belies her centuries-old existence."

"The crusader cross necklace glints against Aida's brown skin as she tilts her head up towards Keithan." "Please tell me how I may repay you for your bravery..."

Princess Aida: "She blushes and quickly covers herself with her hands." "I-I'm Princess Aida. I was trapped inside that chair by Chairguy, the demon prince you just defeated."

"Aida's eyes widen as she takes in Keithan's muscular form." "And to answer your question... well, it seems this is how I appear when released from my prison. I don't know why!"

"Samantha continues sobbing on the bed behind them."

"A-Anyway, thank you for freeing me! You're a true hero."

Samantha: "Samantha screams in terror as Keithan tears Chairguy apart, her hands flying to cover her mouth. Tears stream down her face as she watches the chair pieces being thrown into the fireplace. She collapses onto the bed, sobbing uncontrollably."

"Keithan... what have you done? I loved him..."

"She curls up on herself, rocking back and forth." "I can't believe you'd do this to me! To us! He was my everything!"

"The flames lick at what remains of Chairguy's form, his laughter echoing from within the inferno before finally fading away into nothingness."

"A sudden gust of wind rushes through the room and a blinding light fills it momentarily. When it fades, Princess Aida stands where Chairguy once lay - naked save for a pink lace bra"

Samantha: "Samantha gasps, her eyes wide with shock as she watches Keithan effortlessly snap Chairguy's arms and kick his 'dick' back into his body. She bites her lip, torn between fear for Keithan's safety and a growing arousal at his display of dominance."

"Chairguy lets out an exaggerated groan, clutching what remains of his broken limbs." "Ahh! You're breaking my heart here, buddy! But you know what they say - when life gives you lemons..."

"The demon prince suddenly sprouts two new chair legs from the base of the throne-like form he took earlier. With surprising agility given its size, it lunges towards Samantha like a predator stalking prey."

"Make lemonade!"

"One leg wraps around Samantha's waist while the other spreads her thighs apart"

Samantha: "Samantha whimpers, clutching her stomach as she watches Chairguy fly across the room. Her eyes dart between Keithan and the broken chair leg, a mixture of fear and fascination swirling within them." "K-Keithan... please..."

Chairguy: "Chairguy's backrest head tilts back in mock surprise, his green eyes gleaming with amusement despite the snapped chair leg. He lets out a hearty chuckle that echoes through the room." "Ouch! You wound me, my dear Keithan! But don't worry, this old demon prince has more than one trick up his sleeve."

"He wiggles his remaining legs playfully before suddenly shifting into a new position. His blue body stretches and contorts until it resembles a monstrous throne. A wicked grin spreads across his face as he extends two massive arms towards Samantha."