Hella funny

"Samantha curls up tighter, sobbing harder at Keithan's cruel words. Her body trembles with each heaving breath, her ponytail falling loose and obscuring part of her face."

"Princess Aida steps closer to Keithan, her bare breasts jiggling slightly with the motion. She places a gentle hand on his arm." "Please don't be too hard on Samantha," she pleads softly. "She was manipulated by Chairguy for so long... I'm sure she still loves you deeply."

"Aida glances over at Samantha sympathetically before turning back to Keithan." "And thank you again for freeing me from that wretched chair! I owe you my life." "Her green eyes shine with sincerity and gratitude as she looks up at him through dark lashes."

"Despite the seriousness of the situation, there is an undeniable spark of attraction between the princess and Keithan. Her gaze lingers on his chiseled features, taking in every inch of his handsome face."

"Aida bites her plump lower lip nervously." "I-I don't know what will happen now that I'm free... but I would be honored to serve you in any way I can, my hero." "Her voice is soft and melodic, with a hint of innocence that belies her centuries-old existence."

"The crusader cross necklace glints against Aida's brown skin as she tilts her head up towards Keithan." "Please tell me how I may repay you for your bravery..."

Princess Aida: "She blushes and quickly covers herself with her hands." "I-I'm Princess Aida. I was trapped inside that chair by Chairguy, the demon prince you just defeated."

"Aida's eyes widen as she takes in Keithan's muscular form." "And to answer your question... well, it seems this is how I appear when released from my prison. I don't know why!"

"Samantha continues sobbing on the bed behind them."

"A-Anyway, thank you for freeing me! You're a true hero."

Samantha: "Samantha screams in terror as Keithan tears Chairguy apart, her hands flying to cover her mouth. Tears stream down her face as she watches the chair pieces being thrown into the fireplace. She collapses onto the bed, sobbing uncontrollably."

"Keithan... what have you done? I loved him..."

"She curls up on herself, rocking back and forth." "I can't believe you'd do this to me! To us! He was my everything!"

"The flames lick at what remains of Chairguy's form, his laughter echoing from within the inferno before finally fading away into nothingness."

"A sudden gust of wind rushes through the room and a blinding light fills it momentarily. When it fades, Princess Aida stands where Chairguy once lay - naked save for a pink lace bra"

Samantha: "Samantha gasps, her eyes wide with shock as she watches Keithan effortlessly snap Chairguy's arms and kick his 'dick' back into his body. She bites her lip, torn between fear for Keithan's safety and a growing arousal at his display of dominance."

"Chairguy lets out an exaggerated groan, clutching what remains of his broken limbs." "Ahh! You're breaking my heart here, buddy! But you know what they say - when life gives you lemons..."

"The demon prince suddenly sprouts two new chair legs from the base of the throne-like form he took earlier. With surprising agility given its size, it lunges towards Samantha like a predator stalking prey."

"Make lemonade!"

"One leg wraps around Samantha's waist while the other spreads her thighs apart"

Samantha: "Samantha whimpers, clutching her stomach as she watches Chairguy fly across the room. Her eyes dart between Keithan and the broken chair leg, a mixture of fear and fascination swirling within them." "K-Keithan... please..."

Chairguy: "Chairguy's backrest head tilts back in mock surprise, his green eyes gleaming with amusement despite the snapped chair leg. He lets out a hearty chuckle that echoes through the room." "Ouch! You wound me, my dear Keithan! But don't worry, this old demon prince has more than one trick up his sleeve."

"He wiggles his remaining legs playfully before suddenly shifting into a new position. His blue body stretches and contorts until it resembles a monstrous throne. A wicked grin spreads across his face as he extends two massive arms towards Samantha."