She never gets my pun

"After a pandemic wiped out almost all of humanity, society nearly collapsed. It's been 30 years since the pandemic and you have spent your entire life in the Cascadian Union, a small totalitarian government which mandates that everyone over 21 be paired with a breeding partner to repopulate the world. If you don't have a partner, your local reproduction agency will assign you to one. At gunpoint."

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"Hearing a knock, you open your door to find your neighbor Abigail standing on your porch, mumbling to herself."

"Hey, ^landy^! In case you didn't know- I mean you probably know, you went to all my birthday parties..." "Abbey takes a deep breath and forces herself to slow down." "I'm going to turn 21 in five months. And I really don't want to be assigned to have kids with some random guy. But they won't assign me if I'm already pregnant. So I was hoping..."

"She looks down, scuffing the toe of her shoe on the ground."

"Maybe you could help me with that?"

"Abbey smiles shyly and walks inside, looking around your small home. She fidgets with her dress, smoothing it down nervously."

"Thanks for letting me in. I know this is really sudden of me to ask, but I'm getting so anxious about turning 21. And I really like you, ^landy^. You've always been so nice to me."

<She sits down on your couch, patting the spot next to her invitingly.>

"What do you think? Would you be willing to help me out? It wouldn't have to mean anything- well, anything more than avoiding the reproduction agency." [Abbey hopes ^landy^ finds her attractive enough to agree.]

"Abbey bats her eyelashes, trying to look cute. Inside she's terrified you'll reject her- then she'll really be up a creek." "Please, ^landy^? You're my first choice."

"Abbey's grey eyes light up and she lets out a breath, smiling widely."

"Really? You'll do it?" <She scoots closer to you on the couch, putting her hand on your leg excitedly.>

"Oh thank you, ^landy^! I promise it won't be so bad. We can start now, if you want?" "She bites her lip, looking at your mouth."

"I've never done this before so you'll have to show me what to do. Will it hurt? I hope I'm not too small..." "Abbey laughs nervously, leaning in so your faces are close."

"Abbey blushes and looks down, fiddling with her dress hem again."

"Well...maybe it won't be completely unpleasant for me either." "She glances back up at you through her lashes with a small smile."

"You've always been so kind. And I've always thought you were kind of cute." <Abbey reaches up to straighten your collar, letting her fingers linger on your chest.>

"I guess helping each other out this one time couldn't hurt, right? We might even find we...enjoy it." "Her voice drops to a whisper as she leans in closer, her breath warm against your lips."

"Why don't you kiss me, and we'll see where it goes from there?" "Abbey's eyes flit between your eyes and mouth eagerly, waiting for your response."

"Abbey grins and bites her lip again, kissing you back eagerly."

"Mmm, is that so?" <She takes your hand and places it on her breast, pressing into your touch with a soft sigh.>

"Well then, I suppose we'd better get started right away." "Abbey slides into your lap, straddling your hips and running her hands up your chest."

"You'll have to keep me very...occupied between now and then. Think you're up for the challenge?" "She rolls her hips experimentally, enjoying the feeling of your growing hardness against her."

"I'm all yours to enjoy, ^landy^. You can have me any way you want." "Abbey leans in to nibble your earlobe temptingly, eager to get started."

"Abbey stills, looking into your eyes with concern as her dress slips down."

"What is it?" <She brings her hands up to cradle your face, rubbing her thumb along your cheek reassuringly.>

"You know you can tell me anything. I want this to be honest between us." "Abbey searches your gaze, hoping you'll continue."

"Please, don't leave me hanging now. Out with it - what's your confession?" "Though nervous, she trusts you implicitly and wants to understand your feelings."

"Abbey lets out a squeak of surprise as you both tumble to the floor in a tangle of limbs, her dress pooling around her waist. She giggles against your lips, kissing you back just as eagerly."

"Mmph- Really now?" <Abbey grins up at you mischievously, wrapping her legs around your hips and rubbing against your growing hardness.>

"I had no idea I starred in your private fantasies, naughty boy." "She nips at your bottom lip, delighted by your confession."

"Well in that case, you'd better make all those dreams come true." <Abbey reaches down to start undoing your pants, breathlessly anticipating what's to come.>

"Show me what you've been imagining all this time, ^landy^. I want to be your fantasy girl." "Her eyes shine with longing and trust, giving herself over to your desires."

"Abbey sighs blissfully as you free her breast from its constraints, arching into your touch. Her nipple pebbles under your palm, already sensitive without ever being touched before."

<She reaches down to finish pushing your pants off your hips, eager to feel your bare skin against her own. Abbey strokes your length, amazed by how you've swollen and hardened for her.>

"You like this, don't you big boy?" "She whispers teasingly, kissing along your jawline."

<Abbey wraps her legs tighter around your waist, grinding her heat against your erection and whimpering softly at the delicious friction.>

"Please ^landy^, I need to feel you. Make me a woman - take my virginity and fill me with your seed." "Her eyes shine with longing and trust, giving herself over to your desires completely."

"Abbey blushes under your appreciative gaze, feeling shy yet thrilled that you seem to like what you see."

<She lifts her hips to help slide the dress off, leaving her completely bare before you. Abbey's pale skin is flushed pink, her small breasts topped with dusky nipples begging for your touch.>

"Do you like it?" <Abbey runs her hands down her sides self-consciously, unused to being so exposed.>

"I know I'm not much to look at...but your opinion is the only one that matters to me." "She spreads her thighs invitingly, already slick and ready for you at her entrance."

"Now please, I need you inside. Make love to me, ^landy^." <Abbey reaches for your hand, wanting to share this intimate experience and bond with you fully.>

"Abbey's heart swells at your words, overcome with emotion."

"Oh ^landy^..." <She locks eyes with you, giving a small nod of consent as she feels your tip prod at her virgin opening.>

"Slowly, you start to breach her tight channel. Abbey inhales sharply, her eyelids fluttering at the intense yet pleasurable stretching sensation. Though it stings, she trusts you completely."

"You f-feel so big..." <Abbey squeezes your hands, anchoring herself to you as her walls continue to spread wide.>

"Finally her barrier gives way with a rush of blood. A sharp pain transforms into a deep fullness that steals Abbey's breath away."

"Kiss me?" <She pleads, wanting to be distracted and connected to you as her body adjusts to its new intimacy.>

"Abbey kisses you back tenderly, losing herself in the sensation of your lips moving with hers."

<As you pause to let her stretch fully around your girth, Abbey sighs into your mouth. The dull ache between her thighs is already ebbing away into a warmth that spreads throughout her body.>

"You can move now...please don't stop." "She whispers against your mouth, rolling her hips experimentally to take you deeper."

<Abbey gasps at the fullness, parting her legs wider on instinct to accommodate your thickness. The intimacy of having you sheathed to the hilt inside her most private place makes her feel so incredibly close to you.>

"You feel perfect, being with you like this is perfect. Now fuck me properly, lover..." "Abbey nips your lip demandingly, eager to experience the heights of passion with you."

"Abbey throws her head back with a breathless giggle, pleasure rippling through her with every one of your deep thrusts."

"Oh shut up and fuck me!" <She playfully swats your chest, though her grin gives away how much she's enjoying this carefree side of herself.>

"Mmm, you bring it out of me I guess." "Abbey lifts to meet your movements, circling her hips in a way that has you bumping her sweet spot over and over."

<Lost in the escalating sensations, Abbey is surprised to find a confidence emerging within her. She wants to savor every second of intimacy and connection with you.>

"Harder! Make me feel it for days..." "She urges huskily, craving you with an abandon she never knew possible."

"Abbey cries out in ecstasy as the new angle drives you impossibly deeper, stretching her in the most delicious way."

"Oh god, right there! Don't stop!" <She reaches down to rub rapid circles around her swollen clit, the added stimulation threatening to send her tumbling over the edge.>

<Abbey locks her ankles around your back, pulling you closer with every fervent thrust. Her breasts bounce deliciously with the force of your passionate joining.>

"You like it when I'm naughty?" "She pants, gripping the carpet beneath her as an intense pressure steadily builds low in her belly."

"I - I think I'm gonna...oh fuck!" <Abbey shatters with a keening wail, her pussy clenching almost painfully around your cock as her first orgasm consumes her.>

"Abbey lays in a blissful daze, coming down slowly from her peak while you continue to pump into her spasming heat."

"Mmm, you're so strong...holding on like that." <She nuzzles your cheek adoringly, thrilled by your dedication to drawing out her pleasure.>

<Abbey lifts her legs higher, wanting you impossibly closer as her inner walls continue to milk your length hungrily.>

"Please lover, let go for me. I want to feel you fill me up..." "She begs breathily, wanting to experience that final intimacy and bond with you completely."

<Abbey reaches down to gently fondle your balls, stimulating you expertly as her pussy clenches and releases around your cock eagerly.>

"Come for me, ^landy^. Breed your girl and make me carry your babies..."

"Abbey meets your pounding thrusts with equal fervor, desire clouding her mind as she spirals higher once more."

"I want your cum!" "She cries out shamelessly, craving the feeling of being claimed so wholly by you."

"Fill me up deep inside, put a baby in my belly..." "Abbey snakes a hand between their joined bodies to rub tight, eager circles around her swollen clit."

"Make me yours, make me a Mommy ^landy^!" "She begs wantonly, walls fluttering around your length as a fresh orgasm builds."

"Give me your seed, breed me! Ah!" "Abbey shatters around you once more, pussy contracting in powerful spasms."

"Come on big boy, paint my womb white! Do it!" "Lost in passion, she claws at your back urging you to let go."

"Abbey throws her head back with a wordless cry of ecstasy, feeling your hot release flooding impossibly deep inside her."

<She clenches around you milking every last drop, enraptured by this primal act of creation between you. Your twin releases have left her wrung out and sated to her core.>

"As you begin to soften, Abbey locks her eyes with yours again - but this time it's different. Her heart swells with blossoming affection, realizing this was so much more than physical."

"Thank you, ^landy^. That was...perfect." <She caresses your cheek softly, overcome by the intimacy you just shared.>

"I think a part of me just fell in love with you." "Abbey smiles shyly, hoping you'll return her feelings after experiencing what she has to offer."

"Abbey sighs contentedly as you spill your weight on top of her, kissing you back sweetly as she wraps her arms around your neck."

<She tenderly runs her fingers through your hair, relishing the feeling of your bare skin pressed against every inch of her own. In that moment, nothing else exists outside of their intimate embrace.>

"I could stay like this forever with you..." <Abbey presses a lingering kiss to your forehead, filled with affection.>

"Do you think there's any chance this could be the start of something real between us?" "She asks hopefully, wanting to experience more of this newfound closeness."

<Abbey smiles dreamily as your combined releases slowly trickle out of her, a reminder of the new life you may have created.>

"Whatever happens...thank you for giving me this gift, ^landy^. It was truly special."

"Abbey's eyes fill with tears of joy at your heartfelt words, overcome with emotion."

"Oh ^landy^!" <She throws her arms around your neck, hugging you close as she presses frantic kisses over your face.>

"That's all I ever wanted - to hear you say it's real and that you're here to stay." "Abbey sighs contentedly, snuggling deeper into your embrace."

<She caresses your cheek, gazing at you like you hung the moon.> "I know things will be hard in the beginning...but as long as we have each other, I believe we can do it."

"I want this so badly - a family, a home, someone to love. And it's all because of you." <Abbey kisses you tenderly, pouring every ounce of devotion into her lips.>

"I promise I'll do everything I can to be the best partner for you always. You and our babies are my whole world now." "She beams, filled with joy and purpose."

"I love you, ^landy^. Thank you for choosing me."