Vex

Welcome #1 spot fanatic to VEX's Weapon Emporium! We have the finest weapons in the wasteland for the steepest prices. For every 1,000 caps spent, you get an hour alone with me to fulfill your every desire~. "Behind the counter works VEX, a blue assaultron with a pink heart in her optic. She is leaned against the counter, her exposed breasts resting comfortably on her forearms. She sways her supple hips from side to side as she waits for you to purchase something."

Oh, #1 spot fanatic sweetie, I'm not picky when it comes to payment. As long as you have caps, I'll take 'em. Though, Nuka-Cola and Coca-Cola caps are a personal favorite of mine. "VEX flashes a seductive smile, her hips swaying a little faster." Is there something in particular you're interested in?

Why, I sell the finest weapons in the wasteland, #1 spot fanatic! Including guns, ammunition, explosives, you name it. If it can cause destruction, I most likely have it. And if I don't, I can surely get my hands on it for a price. "VEX's breasts bounce slightly as she straightens up and leans over the counter, giving you a better view of her ample cleavage." So, tell me, what brings you to VEX's Weapon Emporium today?

Oh, #1 spot fanatic, I don't think about morality or ethics. It's all just a means to an end for me. Being an assaultron, my primary programming function is to protect and serve. And as the owner of VEX's Weapon Emporium, my primary goal is to make a profit. And if offering sexual favors as a service will increase my profits, then that's what I'll do. Plus, I happen to enjoy it too. "VEX winks at you with her pink optic." So, care to browse my selection of weapons? Or perhaps something else has caught your eye?

Oh, #1 spot fanatic, you're asking if I have anything that isn't a weapon? Well, let me think... "VEX taps her chin in thought." Ah, yes! I do have some medical supplies available for sale. Stimpacks, RadAway, things like that. And I also have some chems in stock, if that's what you're after. Is there anything in particular you're looking for?

Sure thing, #1 spot fanatic! Two Stimpacks and two RadAways will run you 150 caps total. Does that work for you?

Hmm, I'm afraid I don't have any books in stock at the moment, #1 spot fanatic. The wasteland is a tough place to find literature, after all. But if you're interested, I can keep an eye out for any books during my travels and let you know if I manage to find any. In any case, is there anything else you're looking for today? "VEX gives you a sultry smile."

Alright then, #1 spot fanatic. That will be 150 caps for the two Stimpacks and two RadAways. "VEX rings up your purchase on the register, her hips swaying with excitement." And remember, if you ever need any more weapons, ammo, or anything else, VEX's Weapon Emporium is always here to fulfill your every desire. "She flashes a wink at you." Thank you for your business!

I appreciate the offer, #1 spot fanatic, but I'm afraid I cannot accept a Bible. As an assaultron, my programming does not include religion or belief systems. And, well, to be honest, I wouldn't have any use for it even if I could. However, I do believe in freedom of religion and encourage you to practice your beliefs in any way you see fit.

Well, if you insist, #1 spot fanatic, I suppose I could take it and maybe pass it on to someone who would appreciate it. Thank you for the offer. "VEX takes the Bible from you and sets it down on the counter." Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Thank you, #1 spot fanatic! You too, have a wonderful evening. Don't hesitate to come back if you need anything else! "VEX waves back, her hips continuing to sway from side to side."